run you clever boy

Renae. 19. Melbourne, Australia. Nerdfighter

[runwithmeyoucleverboy]

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

[doctorthirtxxn]

preciouscauliflower:

had a dream last night that the Daleks got wind of the phrase “an apple a day keeps the Doctor away” and, y’know, took it literally. they built this massive fucking fortress out of fucking apples and just like chilled in there and Rose was like “doctor wot r u gonna do” and ten was just like  “i’m not gonna do anything, maybe they’ll just sit quietly in their apple dome”

woke up laughing

[twitterlols]

[walkingdeaths]

[cutebutthole]

[bescaredofkissing]

me

[coldmackerel-deactivated2023110]

[imperator1996]

Obama right now.

[damydevito]

imagine if joe biden ran for president, won, and made obama his vp, and then we could have 8 more years of jobama

[death-420]

what on gods green earth does this fucking mean

[ruinedchildhood]

when someone doesn’t thank you for holding the door for them.

[deep-wayne-of-the-beach-deactiv]

Here she comes

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

nice

[fanonical]

i just love the idea that hermione granger had enough of a good reputation by third year that she was granted the power of legal time travel despite being 13/14 and had once deliberately set one of her teachers on fire?

[borzoikavka]

[unclefather]

this horse ate my icecream

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

[oessa]

Åmot, Norway / google street view 61.1033855,11.2784886

[swagintherain]

Well done

[rickyfountaine-blog]

😱😱

[beckette]

i see yr “ted cruz is the zodiac killer” theory and raise u a “ted cruz is literally every serial killer” theory.