[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[kiremiifanarts]

Most young orufrey fanart i see look like this

[100deadsaints]

happiest birthday to the only guitarist in the world

[gachahugs]

as long as you fucking fear me

[alnitaks]

koujayn by marta mamon & hair by marília rohr

[sexhospital]

Balls

[sexhospital]

[leathergerard]

THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE THING TO HAVE HAPPENED

[71x2]

unfortunately for me he is the funniest football player out there

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[mychemicalraymance]

tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your miserable existance

original photo reference - shotbynora_

[misophonie]

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

[weird00009]

[vee-dmsr]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[lost-in-frog-land]

This was the energy they were bringing to that encore, genuinely hilarious. they just walked back on in normal clothes and basically did not acknowledge All Of That

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[flipchild]