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@ruralmcd
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@ruralmcd sent “I promise you’ll be safe with me.”
"I'm not scared of the cows, I just don't think animals should have faces that big and I'm not going to see the farm. No."
“The cows are some of the most docile creatures on the farm,” he insists, “But I’m not forcing you or anything. Just wanted to prove that nothing was going on with Amy.”
I got discord if there's interest.
We’re gonna be best friends, as long as you dont judge me for having a mild fear of goats.
"There's nothing to be scared of... Yeah they might headbutt, but they don't cause serious damage."
platonic ships are just as valid as romantic ships.
Ask my muse anything you want on anon!
siblings
forgive him for trying.
A HUG A DAY: [24/∞] ♡ Javadi & Whitaker [The Pitt | 2.15]
Puts my meme tag here while I go queue things up on my multi.
VARYING KISSES PROMPT
ₓ ˚ . ୭ ˚ ○ ◦ ˚ as always, some triggering content may be present! change any pronouns to better suit your muse(s) needs! ˚ ◦ ○ ˚ ୧ . ˚ ₓ
PLACES TO KISS .. ( send "reverse" to switch the sender + receiver roles )
sender kisses receiver's knuckles.
sender kisses receiver's cheek.
sender kisses receiver's lips.
sender kisses receiver's palm.
sender kisses receiver's temple.
sender kisses receiver's inner thighs.
sender kisses receiver's hair.
sender kisses receiver's shoulder.
sender kisses receiver's neck.
sender kisses receiver's knees.
sender kisses receiver's stomach.
sender kisses receiver's top of head.
sender kisses receiver's chest.
sender kisses receiver's upper back.
sender kisses receiver's foot.
sender kisses receiver's inner wrists.
sender kisses receiver's nose.
sender kisses receiver's forehead.
sender kisses receiver's fingertips.
sender kisses receiver's shoulder blade.
sender kisses receiver's lower back.
sender kisses receiver's outer thighs.
sender kisses receiver's sternum.
sender kisses receiver's collarbone.
sender kisses receiver's earlobe.
sender kisses receiver's forearm.
sender kisses receiver's chin.
REASONS TO KISS .. ( send "reverse" to switch the sender + receiver roles )
sender kisses receiver to say goodbye.
sender kisses receiver to say hello.
sender kisses receiver to say goodnight.
sender kisses receiver to say good morning.
sender kisses receiver to distract them.
sender kisses receiver to reassure them.
sender kisses receiver to initiate something further.
sender kisses receiver to shut them up.
sender kisses receiver to comfort them.
sender kisses receiver to say i love you.
sender kisses receiver to tease them.
sender kisses receiver to fluster them.
sender kisses receiver to congratulate them.
sender kisses receiver to give into them.
sender kisses receiver to surprise them.
sender kisses receiver to pretend they're in a relationship.
sender kisses receiver to show off for someone else.
sender kisses receiver to wish them luck.
SETTINGS TO KISS .. ( send "reverse" to switch the sender + receiver roles )
sender kisses receiver at a restaurant.
sender kisses receiver in the kitchen.
sender kisses receiver in a pool.
sender kisses receiver at a cafe.
sender kisses receiver at a party.
sender kisses receiver in the bedroom.
sender kisses receiver in a movie theatre.
sender kisses receiver in a car.
sender kisses receiver at a park.
sender kisses receiver in a club.
sender kisses receiver in an alleyway.
sender kisses receiver on the bus or train.
sender kisses receiver in a closet.
sender kisses receiver in a store isle.
sender kisses receiver in a parking lot.
sender kisses receiver in the woods.
sender kisses receiver at school.
sender kisses receiver at the bar.
sender kisses receiver at the beach.
sender kisses receiver in the ocean.
sender kisses receiver in the garage.
sender kisses receiver at work.
sender kisses receiver on a boat.
sender kisses receiver in a theatre.
sender kisses receiver in a tent.
sender kisses receiver in the bathroom.
sender kisses receiver in a motel suite.
sender kisses receiver in a hotel suite.
sender kisses receiver at a cabin.
sender kisses receiver in an office.
sender kisses receiver in the backyard.
sender kisses receiver on the porch.
sender kisses receiver in a secret or hidden place.
originally posted by a now deactivated account (askboxmemes)
“the trauma made you kind” fuck that. no. i am kind because i cannot allow anyone to go through what i did. i am soft because i chose to be.
Trauma made me scared, angry, and vulnerable.
I made myself kind.
Send my muse random anons
Ask about them, their relationships, their desires, whatever you want to know about them..
PROMPTS FOR A LITTLE JEALOUSY * assorted dialogue for when you see the person you're interested in with someone else and go... hey wait a minute, adjust as necessary
are you two... together?
i should probably ask if you're single first.
who was that you were talking to?
did you two have a nice chat?
are we really doing this now?
what was that all about?
i don't like it when they touch you.
they need to learn to keep their hands off you.
are you trying to make me jealous?
you just gave me the impression we were exclusive.
who was that, anyway?
was that someone you know?
it's completely innocent.
were you flirting with them?
that was a little bit excessive.
they were flirting with you.
i'm not jealous.
i'm upset with you.
they didn't mean anything by that.
i just thought we had something going on.
they know i have feelings for you.
i hate it when you get jealous.
i'm two seconds away from throwing a punch.
they did that on purpose.
wait a minute... are you jealous?
you have no reason to worry.
i'm not interested in them, i promise.
they do get a little touchy-feely, i'll admit.
they don't mean anything by it.
did they just try to kiss you?
we're just really good friends!
you know i only have eyes for you.
please ignore them, okay?
it's not like i'm in love with you or anything.
they're just trying to upset you.
i just don't like it when someone else flirts with you.
i don't blame them, of course, but you're mine.
next time someone tries to hit on you, call me over.
i'll give them a piece of my mind.
they know you're taken, right?
i didn't want to get in your way.
clearly your mind is elsewhere.
if you'd rather be with them, then just tell me.
i need to know where we stand.
can we be more exclusive?
i just don't like it when they talk to you like that.
you have absolutely nothing to worry about.
if they make you happy... i can't stop it.
maybe i have a crush on you. so what?
there was a better way to go about this, you know.
you could have been a little bit nicer.
did you have to be so nasty about it?
i'm going to scream.
i don't want anything coming in between us.
you trust me, don't you?
if you trust me, you have nothing to worry about.
this jealousy of yours is getting a little bit out of control.
i love only you.
why do they have to hold your hand like that?
they couldn't keep their hands off you.
i hate watching you deal with that.
i should give them a piece of my mind.
what? me? jealous? never.
i think i'm allowed a little jealousy every now and then.
you're mine, and i want everyone to know that.
did you just... get jealous over me?
you said you weren't the jealous type.
Stealing ur boyfriend’s clothes and then, after a while, letting him wear them again so they can recharge with boyfriend power
“You can always ask for help if you need to”
lines from 2021 that made me lose my mind
literally lines of dialogue from social media and movies and books and series that have made me laugh so hard i cried during this wild little year of ours!
" you are so intelligent. why do you do such stupid things? "
" we got the gouda governor over here! "
" you're my hoe. my heaven on earth. "
" well, here's another story about my kids roasting the SHIT out of me. "
" you beautiful savage. "
" cell phones on silent, and shut your fucking mouth. the show is about to begin. "
" you have the credit score of a homeless ghost. "
" 100% getting your dick sucked for that. "
" you were so close to a revolutionary thesis and then you betrayed me and every citizen of good standing. "
" every night i say good night to you, and every night you never say it back. what's the problem, NAME? do you not want me to have a good night? "
" that wasn't a cookie, man! that was a piece of his heart... "
" i'm just gonna say this; i find that arousing, and let's move on. "
" do you know how hard it is to be tough when you're holding a pink cupcake holder in your hand? "
" no, we can still salvage this. put on the mcdonalds uniform. "
" why don't you spend more time with bruce springsteen and find out how fucked up you are? "
" if his dick kills me, do NOT prosecute him! he caught ME slipping, that's on ME! "
" i feel uncomfortable around tall people, what if they try to lick my head? "
" there are at least three houses in new orleans. "
" WRONG! i'm right here, you fucking BRUSSEL sprout. "
" my heart was murdered by the word "from". nobody says "i from you". "
" i'd like to go on record as being opposed to the use of violence being used for purposes of conflict resolution, however-- "
" he may be a perv, but that's my dad. "
" hangers are for sunday school clothes. bring me a rock! "
" that goes in the buttbank. "
" i like you. you know how to laugh. "
" i'm pretty sure it's not supposed to do that. are your parents pelicans or something? "
" are you sure you're out of granddaughters? can you check in the back or something? "
" where's your fucking rage? where's your anger? RISE! RISE! RISE! "
" well, i don't know how to tell you this, but he went on a homoerotic voyage to the most dangerous place on earth. "
" the old heads do it right, you young bucks don't know. "
" you just called me a bitch? well bitch means dog, and dogs bark, and bark is from trees, and trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful, so thank you for calling me beautiful! "
" no, no, no, no. i'm just drunk... aAHHHHHH! "
" i hope... that i do not live to see this. "
" no, don't embarrass yourself. i love you though. "
" you mean there's some kind of new pokemon called THERAPY?? "
" i'd kick a child in the face, for a piece of pizza like that, okay? "
" from the womb to the tomb, exhausted. "
" checkmate, boomers, we made it gay. "
" you want me to go to a meeting? the same thing that killed julius caesar? "
" this is the ass of a FAILURE! "
" it's officially none of your damn business, sir/ma'am! "
" you look divorced. "
" it's under the sauce. "
" get off the bus, you ugly bastard. "
" i want someone to see in me the same possibilities that ocean spray saw in cranberries. "
" i still love sharks! "
" i have avoided explaining this for over 25 years. i am not going to start doing it now. "
" in home alone 2 the dad screams bloody murder because kevin spent $967 on room service but he also abandoned his son twice so maybe time to shut the fuck up? "
" get out of there, he's a priest. "
" oh my god they were loot mates. "