Smooth Criminal

Russ Watson | 32 | Spring Creek

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danicaevans:

“Huh. Yeah that’s true. Luckily I’m not all that vain… or maybe I am and you just discovered something about me I’d never known before” She laughed, “But hey if I am still looking hot when I’m dead, I’m sure the spirits will take good care of me, I mean that is the goal, right?”

“I’m good like that,” he grinned, taking a sip of his drink. “Very true, very true. If I was dead, I’d definitely take care of you. I mean, I can take care of you while I’m still living too. I mean that is the goal, right?

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danicaevans:

“I knew I shouldn’t have worn heels, Little Red Riding Hood would have worn sneakers or flats, anything but heels.” Danica sat at a table close to the bar, fussing with the deep red shoe and pouted. “Guess that’s why my variation is dead, huh?”

“Sneakers wouldn’t make your legs look so good,” Russ pointed out, taking a sip of his drink. “Yeah, I guess that’s something you don’t have to worry about when you’re dead. Looking hot or foot pain, really.” 

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julianne-lockwood:

“They’re all complimentary of me– really just expanding on that ‘cute’ comment.”

“What do I get to put in your mouth if you’re putting words in mine?”

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Niko: He's fake, man.

Russ: What the fuck? Nah. You gotta be lying. Next you're gonna tell me the tooth fairy is fake.

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julianne-lockwood:

“What if you like the words I’m putting there?”

“Give me a few examples of words you’d put in my mouth?”

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matthew-lombardi:

“Maaaybe. Why? Don’t go killing anyone now, Russ.”

“Me? A murderer? I was acquitted. But, really, I just need to talk to him.”

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julianne-lockwood:

“That would be a yes.”

“Just because you’re cute doesn’t mean you can put words in my mouth.” 

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Niko: Wait until I tell you about Santa Claus then

Russ: What about him?

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dani-bradford:

“Trying to push your endorsements on me. Is this like those articles where they say the celebrity lost all this weight with a pill when we all know it’s just being rich and affording a trainer? It was plastic surgery wasn’t it, Buzz?”

“You’re asking too many questions. This is top secret stuff. I cannot confirm, nor deny that.” 

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piperbradley:

“Trust me, baby, if you don’t want me to be appropriate I won’t be. Unfortunately, I’ve been hanging around these guys most of my life.”

“Well, wanna get out of here and be inappropriate? You can tell me more about that at my place?”

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alexandra-march:

“Shit shit shit shit,” Alex kicked the tire of her car as the realization hit. Hearing the questioning of the person nearby, her eyes stayed cast down at her purse. “Yeah, it’s great. Just realized that I left my keys in there.” She pointed to the dark closed bar.

“I know how to pick a lock,” Russ offered, lifting his shoulders in a shrug. “I also know how to break into a car, so which would you prefer?”

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Niko: You heard the news about Blockbuster, right?

Russ: Yes, it was a devastating blow.

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Niko: Yeah man the world is a different place. Don't get all weird on me now

Russ: Just don't mention too many recent movie references and I'll be good.

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corinnasaunders:

“Likely story,” Cori said with a smug smile before shaking her head. What she liked about Russ was that he was just about as stand-offish as she was. The pair had sat in silence and she found it more enjoyable than most of the conversations she had on a daily basis. “How’s business?”

“Why would I lie, baby?” he grinned, knowing the pet name would probably earn a hit to his shoulder. “Business is business. Pretty steady. Keeps me busy. How’s that pizza place you work at?”

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nikopetran:

“Mean women are usually fucking crazy which is how you can tell this isn’t the fifties. Back then you were only put away for  not wanting to fuck your husband.”

“Don’t think women were crazy in the fifties? And making bad deviled eggs.”

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aj--brooker:

“..And you’d be right..” 

“I usually am.”