russian cats

i enjoy russian cat memes a little too much

[markv5]

Я фрукт! Ещё какой!…

[z13a]

[pumpkinlass]

Other people have added but that last part is idiomatic and emphasizes the first part so more accurately reads: “I am a fruit — and what a fruit I am!!”

[markv5]

Счастье - это когда есть кого на диванчике потискать…❤

Счастье - это когда есть кого на диванчике потискать…❤

[markv5-translated]

Happiness is when there is someone to cuddle on the sofa … ❤

[markv5]

Как котики вышли погулять

Как котики вышли погулять

[v0idbird]

Caption: “How the kitties took a walk” pic 1: “Nope” pic 2: “Nope” pic 3: “Nope” pic 4: “Nope” pic 5: “But what if perhaps-  …nope”

[markv5]

Кот алкоголик - горе в семье…

[dualityofsquid]

“alcoholic cat - a shame to his family…”

[wizardpostsdotorg]

hi sorry for ghosting you im being tormented by psychic horrors beyond your wildest comprehensions

[markv5]

[shewassharpasthenameofneedles]

“We have 2 beds, a couch, an armchair, and 6 chairs at home. Where to sit? On the cacti, of course.”

[markv5]

Дефицит кадров

[outerrimpilot]

“Staff shortage” (the name tag reads “trainee”).

[markv5]

Выключите свет, я же сплю!

[markv5-translated]

Turn off the light, I’m sleeping!

[markv5]

😂👍

😂👍

[catboyhunter]

“Would you like your coffee with or without cream?”

“With cream.”

“I already ate all the cream.”

“Then without.”

“Excellent choice, sir.”

[markv5]

😼

😼

[artemisbarnowl]

“When I come to a room and forget why”

[markv5]

Когда приехал от бабушки

[dustingrayves]

the caption says “when you come home from grandmas” and honestly?? y

[markv5]

Главное - сохранять невозмутимое лицо в любой ситуации

Главное - сохранять невозмутимое лицо в любой ситуации

[markv5-translated]

The main thing is to keep a calm face in any situation.

[markv5]

Когда просыпаешься утром, и думаешь, а спал ли ты вообще или просто лежал.

Когда просыпаешься утром, и думаешь, а спал ли ты вообще или просто лежал.

[catboyhunter]

When you wake up in the morning and think, ‘did I sleep at all or did I just lay there’

[markv5]

Он гocтил у бaбушки

Он гocтил у бaбушки

[dango-brango]

Translation: He visited grandma’s house

[markv5]

Согреть кота любой ценой

Согреть кота любой ценой

[seyvetch]

keep the cat warm at all costs

[markv5]

Котя как мягкая подушка с подогревом 😊

Котя как мягкая подушка с подогревом 😊

[yrbutchgf]

Translation: The kitty’s like a soft pillow with heat. :)

[ID: A person is laying on their bed and using their phone, resting their chin on a large, fat orange cat, who looks back at the camera contentedly.]

[markv5]

Самое важное купил

Самое важное купил

[clatterbane]

“bought the most important”