Here Until They Escort Me Off The Premises

Eli II They/Them II 30's are here. II✡️

[pumpkinlass]

Character Commissions

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90$ for a fullbody piece [No-backgrounds]

70$ for portrait piece. [Portrait includes full frame/heraldry unique to your character]

Slots

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Happy December time!! I’m opening up 10 slots this time around! (Might regret this later BUT LETS GO LOL) Edit 12/19: That's all for now !! Thank you to everyone for your support.

Important: everyone from the wait list has been contacted. Please check your emails!

Will Draw: 

I am here for humanoid characters. I prefer:

Dragon Age OC's

Baldur Gate

DnD Characters.

At this time I'm not drawing any Animal-Crossing characters (sorry)

Please direct all commission requests to my email at: [email protected]

🎃🧡Thank you for your support!

[greengableslover]

CRIMSON PEAK (2015) dir. Guillermo del Toro

[trainstationgoodbye]

Hamnet (2025) dir. Chloé Zhao

[freakoutgirl]

I don't trust anyone with my vulnerability except 10,000 strangers on Tumblr

[greengableslover]

THE SECRET GARDEN (1993) dir. Agnieszka Holland (requested by anonymous)

[herpsandbirds]

[creepish]

[werewolf-girlfriend]

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

[pumpkinlass]

turns out those are, in fact, necessary hours of sleep and just made up by big sleep

[pumpkinlass]

my supervisor telling me monday that my tenure portfolio was due uuuuuh April 1st,

then telling me if i get it in by Wednesday she'll still submit it. so i've been up since

1 am

this morning putting together a 25 page portfolio of ...... uuuuuh five years. of teaching. that i did. i guess.

now it's time to go to work now and also teach today after all that

[vintage-tigre]

[gabriestat]

why did no one tell me jeremy irons lives in a restored irish castle

[gabriestat]

[gabriestat]

[artharakka]

You know what? It's the year of the horse and I've hoarded these long enough 🐎

I wanted to illustrate the steeds of some of my Llehian characters. These are a bit outdated now; I referenced multiple real horse breeds for these (even though they are mostly based on vibes), but now I have fleshed out more what kind of culture and environment the characters and their horses come from -> what kind of horse breed or landrace would they have.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[sackboys-moved]

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

[papasmoke]

How committed are you to embarrassing yourself online?

im ready to die for this