[halondrus]

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[sacred-portal]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the pure of heart do not require a "car" and "driver's license" to travel

[angel-advise]

[marathehomosexual]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[elekid]

does anyone else see the spectre of stones inside the post

[valtsv]

i'll see a man with long hair and remember i'm not above temptations of the flesh

[dragoncarrion]

In tears

[hawkpartys]

[your-url-is-problematic]

love the CC function on emails. "you should know about this but you don't have to take care of it."

[your-url-is-problematic]

love the BCC function even more. "you shouldn't know about this but you can eavesdrop. keep it to yourself." ok then 💅✨

[konoko]

god, your worst warrior needs money

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

Girl, you made me giggle. How can I ever repay you?

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[silenthill3moved-deactivated202]

[mossworm]

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

[of-the-astral-sea]

all of us rn

[serenity-bitty]

[life-ennder]

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit