No I Don't Care

[midnigtartist]

Undying not like immortal but undying like taxidermy

[brookw0rm]

🩸Strahd von Zarovich, Ravenloft's Dark Lord🩸

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[lovertm]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

@crabussy

[lovertm]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

@crabussy

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

[goth-queen]

[yorgen-sh]

[zombie-bait]

Another quick butch princess Wyll because my first one somehow managed to get 3k notes recently <3 thank you everyone for embracing the butch propaganda. One day I'm gonna have to draw more of the other bg3 characters but that day is not today lmao

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[catboybiologist]

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

[virtualgirladvance]

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

[raevenlywrites]

Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take

[scrabbleknight]

He doesn't know how to divide by 2.

[thedeadtravelfast]

@nightcrawler-fan @iceandbone

[nightcrawler-fan]

...why does this have better writing than most actual comedy series about fantasy characters?

[kittydesade]

.... is one of those guys Blade?

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

[irathindurart]

It’s still a WIP but I know shading will take me years, so please have the Basecolors.

Dagoth Ur in all his creepy, beautiful glory…I'm so happy for the feedback I have already received on the other wip and I hope you will like this one as much 💕🔥

Also here without the distracting red background!!

[petitecreme]

They had to get some sort of rules established when their minds break and one needs to ground the other.

[petitecreme]

See rat hunt rat Tardif will get that bounty one day.

[sirgarrowman]

She can be both🙏✨💖

[jabberding0]

he got her reaction

[deathgasmic]

*kicking my feet n giggling* you're kinda scary

[animentality]