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My name's Sam. I like classic rock, video games, baseball, theatre, history, and eyeliner 19 | isfj | f

[lesbianrey]

POV: you’re a frozen lasagna in the oven 

[fruitsoftheape100]

Monkey Like Me Wears Tank Topps And I Dont Even Cry When I Get Sunsburn On My Shoulders

[fruitsoftheape100]

And I Dont Even Get Fustrated And Stomp My Feet At The Pool During Adult Swimm

[fruitsoftheape100]

And When I Drop My Pastrys In The Pool I Dont Get My P****** In A Wodd

[fruitsoftheape100]

I Wont Even Jump In The Pool To Get Them Becose Im Polite

[fruitsoftheape100]

I Wont Even Swim To The Bottom And Grab Them All And Stuffs Them In My Cheecks

[fruitsoftheape100]

Im On My Best Pehavior

[fruitsoftheape100]

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[rustyshackleforcl]

Is it true are they shutting this horrible site down

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

girl in language class: so why are you taking Italian? :)

me thinking about my plan to go back in time and raw Leonardo Da Vinci so hard he can’t walk for three days: I love the food

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

to clear things up because some of you clearly cannot fucking read: i am a homosexual man who is willing to go back in time and put my entire penis inside of historical figure Leonardo Da Vinci’s rectum in an act of anal sex and then go on to live a lavish and intellectually stimulating lifestyle as his beloved top. i don’t know what a video game is and i don’t care.

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[just-go-and-get-her]

broadway stars: *exist*

law and order svu:

[choirgirlhotel]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

[thatonenerdgirl]

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

[topshelfbottom-deactivated20190]

that’s… frustrating

[redline-the-senses]

Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn’t it do that for menstrual cramps

[agitatingskeleton-deactivated20]

Brain angery that you’re not pregnant

[ear]

[lieutenantfish]

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

jesus christ

[floatzel]

it worked

[kumiscavern-deactivated20240109]

oh MY GOD

[distinguishedbaloney]

[mojav]

British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer”

[sailorbrazil]

im not bovered

[frawgs]

ello yewchube

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

[bugonearth]

he’s listening

[theguilteaparty]

When you finally find the energy to do stuff

[nastymanprincess]

Reblog and the universe will grant you the spoons you need to do that thing you’ve been meaning to do

[izhmash-deactivated20181213]

Ye Olde Tumblr, 1609

end thy life knave

[fluoride-bomb]

yon originale pofter if an æphobe

[siderealsandman]

hear ye! hear ye! this be a callout post for goodman john! all good godfearing men take heed that brother john:

is slothful

makes merry upon the sabbath

has known lady elizabeth outside of wedlock 

believes earth to be round (possible vvitch) 

[retrogamingblog]

Takara Tomy released a mini Rowlet plush that comes in Ash’s bag