Nodding Acquaintance

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie.

[gaxbe-deactivated20151208]

So I downloaded this app that tells me what phase the moon is in and apparently it speaks in the first person

[chrishallbeck]

[zinogre]

every time i’m sad i think about this post that a girl from my school made

[jibril-deactivated20190420]

me

[pussylipgloss]

$2.48

[nyquildonut]

[cursedimages]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gokushowerthought]

what us gamers doin when females aint around

[thrusticus]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

But nobody ever asks what it did to him.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

every playlist on 8tracks

“For the nights when you can’t stop thinking about him” Me:…………………………..who….

[auto-matic-stop]

him

[shitpostempire]

[habitualshaker]

reblog if you and your other muscular, shirtless friends with identical haircuts like to sit around out back drinking vodka and smashing folding chairs over each others backs

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

[headkicker-ii-the-final-kick-de]