lovers in the lilacs

19 scorpio i'm trying my best

[brbjellyfishing]

[petitelappin]

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

[were--ralph]

Elon Musk really said: Destroy Twitter any% speedrun [WR]

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[en-theos]

Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[tamamita]

Do you think Allah will allow me into Heaven despite posting catgirls

[stuckinapril]

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

[deaths-accountant]

to increase steel production 300%

[vajracchedika]

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[imsobadatnicknames2]

[starlinedsword-deactivated20240]

have a migraine and was hoping the caffeine and cold of a 7 eleven coke slurpie could fix me.

top ten most tragic texts to recieve. however, probably the funniest series of words i've seen strung together in weeks, nay months

[kristina100000]

Z-Library domains are seized and pirate book site is dead

During the pandemic one of the most notorious ebook pirate websites gained millions of new users. At its height, the site offered over 11 mi

evil loves to win

[meadow-dusk]

blunt rotation with the artists of songs #4 and 20 on your Spotify Wrapped ready go

[thebootydiaries]

gatsby: haha yeah......................old sport

nick:do you have a signature on your texts?

gatsby:no............................old sport

[closet-keys]

Reformist Reforms vs. Abolitionist Steps in Policing by Critical Resistance

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[giantnerdsnake]

pondering jin guangyao’s insane customer service worker energy when i realized he has literally killed every single boss he’s had. wen ruohan? dead. jin guangshan? dead. nie mingjue? Extra Dead. employing this man has a 100% fatality rate.

[flamingwell]

@snowstuckytrail ’s tag!!!!!!!!!!

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

ok next year i have got to get normal

[siickangel]

“are you okay?” no i’m not can we please change the subject before i start crying