rue

retired from slut new career in sad

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[segamascott]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[icantbearsedtothinkofone]

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

[dduane]

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

[sanguinevisions]

i just love armand being like. what, you don't believe i love you? you want me to prove it? here's my tier list of places you've woken up in with no memory of how you got there. here's my definitive ranking of how correct you were in every argument you've ever had with a romantic partner. here's a list of every one of your daughters' important events you missed and a review of each of them, cross-sectioned from their own sense of success or failure, my personal opinion, and the unspoken thoughts of everyone else present. do you want to know what you had for breakfast on april 14th, 1982? it was a ham sandwich and a mediocre coffee. both were too expensive. on your way out of the cafe you were shoulder checked by a stranger and you thought it was rude but really he was slipping the cost of your lunch back into your pocket. and daniel, i could have done that without your noticing, there and gone before you turned around, but instead i bumped into you in the street because i wanted...i wanted...your shirt was missing a button. the fourth from the top. and i retraced your steps through a full week of your life and i found the button and—here. here it is. i have carried it with me these forty-two years. can we kiss now please.

[softest-beigest-pillows]

your favorite iwtv character says a lot about you. mine is the vampire armand and this is because i am a bad person

[sallythatgurl6444]

Mine is Claudia bc I constantly wanna scream like Remus in his lil mugshot while being canonically innocent

[halles-comet]

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

[bothbeautyandbeast]

The theater kids can explore the human condition. I'm trying to figure out who's paying property taxes.

[vamplire]

i love u vampirism. i love u lesbianism. i love u homoeroticism.

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

[mossycakes]

i appreciate how kendall roy lives his life like hes aura farming and yet is genuinely allergic to winning in any capacity

[mossycakes]

i appreciate how kendall roy lives his life like hes aura farming and yet is genuinely allergic to winning in any capacity

[sallythatgurl6444]

She, she, she, it is she

It is often she

And in the old songs and in the long nights

She holds him in the softness of her arms

In her arms that are open, in her arms that are wide

That are open, that are always,

That must always be open.

And in the old ways

And in the old laws,

This was arranged

All this was arranged

And who arranged it? Did Amel?

And in the long nights, and in the soft dark, she is (?near?) and that is the answer.

And that is what it means to be loved.

That’s why she lies limp in the straw?

It is Amel. It is always Amel.

It is often she (?)

{???}

Into the land where the dead are kept,

Where the dead are worshipped.

{And why in the dark? And why (?) And why still here? And why still here as the millennia unfold…}

And why the days without number

And what am I for?

What is this for?

And what should Amel do with it if not to answer?

And why are they throwing stones?

And why is she curled on the ground?

And why is it wound {around her throat}?

{And why must she drink?}

And why must he break her?

And why with his hands, and why with his fists?

And in my eyes is desire.

Why is it desire? How do you know it’s desire?

How can you know it’s desire if my eyes must be lowered?

And if you are alive then so am I

And all the old songs and all the long nights

Are lies told by the old Gods

And why am I offered, when none of us wants to be offered?

And why does he tell her what God has said?

And why Amel in their mouths?

And why must my voice be smooth?

And why must I sing so low?

And why is she kept?

Why must she be kept?

And why in this place must she be kept?

And what does it mean if you are not asked?

And what does it mean if you are not answered?

And what is it to see and to know, but to be told…

You have not seen, you have not known

And why is her tongue cut out?

And why is her death prolonged?

And when will it stop? And who will stop it?

And why must they, must we, must I, must he, must they, as the millenia unfold?

Why the girl curled? Why her eyes lowered?

Why on the side of the road? why limp in the straw?

I am the girl!

I am the god!

I am the voice!

I am the song!

I am the night!

And I can answer!

I can arrange it!

I can say rise, and I can say speak!

And I am her! And I am she!

And I-I-I-I-I am the answer!

- Akasha , her monologue

🩷 “the girl” (Akasha)

❤️amel

🧡them fused together, and now the spirit of the vampire

[kylak-vadera]

Louis: You're a terrible friend, Daniel. You released a book that shames me, you brought Talamasca agents to me.

Daniel: And I'm going to fuck your ex

Louis: What

Daniel: What

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[freakoutgirl]

ngl June has ended up feeling more like this

[aidashakur]

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.

[mrkestis]

GUYS THE WAY I SCREAMED

[ruthlessfailure]

SOMEONE JUST FOUND MY SPOTIFY AND MADE A PLAYLIST TO GIVE ME THEIR INSTA SO I COULD ADD THEM. sometimes life is beautiful. But how do i explain to this person that i do not have an instagram account via spotify playlist titles ?

[ruthlessfailure]

Hi hello does anyone know how to get rid of these numerous teeny tiny things that became part of me over time and ruins every kind of interpersonal relationship i have? Asking for a friend.