rue

retired from slut new career in sad

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[dreamingnemleria]

[princessmo]

in a state where i want to do something and i have energy but no motivation or intent

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[neometalpussy]

my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @anxiety-cheese)

[monocromatia]

[fairweatheralways]

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[plumslices]

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

[ozth]

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

[wehidthebody]

[krispykingkoala]

[kosmogrl]

learning not to return to places where I miss the past but see no future

[ruthlessfailure]

I’m honestly starting to think that life is just one difference mechanism after another and then they all just build up into a billion intangible defense mechanisms until they finally fucking kill you. Oh, and also you don’t get to discover the underlying issue beneath all of those defense mechanisms.

[peachnix]

new product for angels who want to lose their wings

[sabertoothwalrus]

fixed it