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howdy !!!!!! i’m callum, 24, he/they pronouns.

welcome to a mutuals ONLY, low activity, literate, semi - selective & independent max of the sam and max ; freelance police franchise !! if you like chaotic bunny creatures with a passion for mischief, GUNS, and pyromania — could you please give this a LIKE or RB ?

thank you !!

#this is the promo u get for now i’m sorry #sam and max rp #sam and max freelance police rp #sam and max freelance police roleplay #sam and max roleplay #cartoon rp #comic rp #video game rp

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as much as i adore the video games, theres smthing abt max’s cartoon voice that i just,,,, prefer sm

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i am not the man i was when i wrote this. forgive him, for he does not know from what he speaks.

#( ooc. / && general. )#BOOOO 2021 CALLUM BOO GET OFF THE STAGE !!

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howdy !!!!!! i’m zim, 24, he/they pronouns.

welcome to a mutuals ONLY, low activity, literate, semi - selective & independent max of the sam and max ; freelance police franchise !! if you like chaotic bunny creatures with a passion for mischief, GUNS, and pyromania — could you please give this a LIKE or RB ?

thank you !!

#just throwing this out there while i work on a proper promo + carrd + intro blah blah blah #i did NOT take care of this blog in 2021 good lord #sam and max rp #sam and max roleplay

HIIIII here i am only 3 short years later !!!!!!!!

i randomly had a resurgence in my s&m hyperfixation so. here i am!>:) gonna do some upkeep & updates — add rules, prolly a carrd, etc. etc. in the meantime if u missed seeing a lunatic lagomorph on the tl, lmk & give this a like & i’ll have max bug u proper!

#i’ve never come back to a blog after soooo long before. we’ll see how it goes!#( ooc. / && general. )#( starter call. / mutuals only. )

i want someone to muse the geek so bad

#( ooc. / && general. )#i just #i want max to be chaotic w/ her ok #honestly just more s&m rpers in general pls

as much as i adore the video games, theres smthing abt max’s cartoon voice that i just,,,, prefer sm

#( ooc. / && general. )#ik all i do on this blog is ramble i cant help it #i have a lot of thoughts & no one to share them with

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RP partner: *raises voice just enough to be heard* “do you want Angst?”

me: *at full volume* “I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR ANGST”

#( ooc. / && general. )#HONESTLY

rvbbitything

howdy !!!!!!

welcome to a mutuals ONLY, literate, semi - selective & independent max of the sam and max ; freelance police franchise !! if you like chaotic bunny creatures with a passion for mischief, GUNS, and pyromania — could you please give this a LIKE or RB ?

thank you !!

#throwing this back on the dash #i need more ppl to follow!! HELLO FRIENDS!!!!!

— “ woah, hey there, pretty momma ! funny seein’ another rabbit around, huh ? ” despite his joke being inappropriate ( at best ), it’s harmless for the most part. he places a hand on his hip and leans back.

— “ what brings a lady like you here ? i don’t think we have any basketball courts around. oh, oh ! even if you can’t shoot HOOPS, there’s some OTHER things you could shoot at. with a gun ! MY gun ! wanna see ? ”

@hoopsheartthrob . / liked

#( ic. )#hoopsheartthrob #i am.. so sorry for him lmao #his mouth rlly said; i’m just gonna talk until something lands #anyway i hope this is ok!!

— well, the freelance police have done it again ; they’ve narrowly escaped yet another one of their wacky adventures. this time with only a couple scrapes and bruises ! what a RUSH !