We’re officially into week two of hiatus so here’s all my Shitty RWBY character headcannons:
- before Atlas, she had stupid contact names for everyone in her scroll
- really good at makeup but doesn’t have the patience for it
- “I’ve graduated from Combat Skirts. I wear a Combat Kilt now”
- has in fact practiced her “leader face” in the mirror before
- does morning affirmations that go along the line of “You are The Huntress. You are the baddest, silver eyed bitch in Remnant. Zwei is proud of you. The moon does not care if you cry during your lunch break today so you shouldn’t either.”
- actually hates sweet stuff. Like she had access to all really high quality stuff when she was a kid and as she grew up she kind of grew out of it
- only one on the whole team who takes her coffee black and makes fun of the others for it
- purposefully smacks people in the face with her braid but always plays it off as an accident
- Brokest Rich Bitch in Atlas
- “Hey Weiss, can you spot me?” *riffling through her FAT wallet, “Sorry can’t, I’m Atlas broke.”
- Is actually blind in her left eye and whenever someone sneaks up on her on that side she will reactively glyph them into the ceiling
- playing a game of what weird stuff she can do and convince her friends that “it’s a Menagerie thing.”
- *wearing her boots in bed* it’s fine we do this all the time at home
- “Hey guys watch how far I can jump and still land on my feet!”
- *stubs her toe on a table* “This is a hate crime”
- she picked that up from Sun btw
- absentmindedly fluffs up her hair when she’s nervous or thinking
- no one has EVER seen her go to the bathroom in her Atlas outfit. They don’t know how she survives
- desperately needs a haircut and she Knows it but she’d too stubborn to give up the “don’t touch my hair” schtick
- uses her semblance to dry her hair because it takes 6 hours otherwise
- her and Jaune hanging out together = “We’re just Blonde Bois doing what blonde bois do”
- everyone learned very fast after reuniting not to ask Yang for a hand
- drinks Kool-aid like a monster
- when practicing with his semblance in training he would rub his hands together and yell, “CLEAR!”
- hates coffee but started drinking it in Atlas in an attempt to seem more professional and grown up
- plays guitar but plays banjo better
- hates shoelaces with a Passion which is why his boots use snap ons
- has had Nora and Yang spin him really fast on office spinny chairs to help him get over his motion sickness
- one of those people who shushes inanimate objects when they make noise. The rest of JNOR has also picked up this habit
- uses her semblance to shock people
- “If I run and leap at Jaune, he will almost certainly catch me in his arms”
- the friend that you love to hate for being a morning person
- sometimes will just,,,, pick up her teammates and be like “that’s enough for today we’re going back to the room and you’re lying down and drinking some water”
- napping queen. Seriously No One can just clock out and catch a fresh 30 zs just anywhere like she can
- one of those people who doesn’t like coffee, hot chocolate, or tea and Only drinks whole milk
- notorious impulse buyer
- Hates soda. He drank it once and thought he was dying
- unironically says shit like “farm fresh baby” and “This would’ve never happened back on the farm” in response to things
- John Mulaney’s entire “Zoning Out” bit
- “I was in Ironwood’s office, he was reading me the results of the mission. It was important, I listened. And then I zoned out!”
- “Sometimes my wizard- I have this wizard- he’ll be like, ‘Are you watching the Grimm?’ And I’m always like, 'I’m holding onto Yang, and I’m not gonna fall off. But no, I’m thinking about chickens.“
- Chicken Fried by Zach Brown Band
- the inside of Oscar’s head constantly sounds like a Letterkenny Cold Open
-is an excellent cook but bakes like Eugene Lee Yang on Without a Recipe
- has an entire vocabulary of just sounds that only Jaune and Nora fully comprehend
- “Hey Ren, you want some tea?” “Hzzm” “Two sugars or one?” “Hrrm” “You got it buddy.”
- L’oreal, because he’s worth it
- tongue piercing I will not elaborate on why
- instituted a “Team ALPN/JNOR Swear Jar” after he heard Oscar say “fuck” once under Jaune’s supervision
- smells like campfire smoke. Everyone thinks it’s a really good cologne but he just smells like that
- gonna do the obvious one: distracted by shiny things
- one of his rings is a fidget ring
- Went through a karaoke phase
- listens to Post Malone and cries sometimes
- has done the gallon challenge
- likes to mess with people by carrying around nuts, bolts, and screws and just dropping them behind her
- intentionally misinterprets very basic forms of greeting
- remember that one scene from Lilo and Stich with the record player?
- feeds the stray cats and dogs in Mantle
- she and her dad will make fun little toys in their free time and give them out to kids. She almost always has a spare teddybear or something for when she’s down in Mantle in case she needs to comfort a kid
