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hi i'm sean i like pop punk music and puns

[duettaeann]

Cotton candy winter sky

[bilvy]

Some young William Beckett for your day

[viralfrog]

[geekinglikeaboss]

gods i fucking cried

[twerkstallion]

This part stood out to me especially

[athena1138]

This is really important, especially now during the holidays. You owe nothing to nobody if they make you uncomfortable.

[typhlonectes]

Congratulations.

[valtsv]

i actually love the phrase "unrepentant dumbass". i'm stupid as fuck and i refuse to apologize.

[animatedtext]

[imabandoningthisblog-deactivate]

Let’s have more inconveniently weird characters in 2019

I want more characters who’s quirks haven’t been romanticized a gazillion times.

Oh shyboy#42728 sits alone at lunch with his sketch book? He’s a brilliant artist but he doesn’t talk to anyone? What a weirdo.

Imnotliketheothergirls#123567889 has a passion for reading unlike every other girl in her school?

Nah man. Let’s spice things up, i want more neurodivergent characters with wack (but healthy) coping methods. let’s normalize and romantisize the fact that some people are weird and this is not a bad thing.

I’m talking about that boy who talks to people he’s made up when he’s upset. He introduces each of them to the girl he likes and she thinks it’s cute.

There’s a girl that counts her steps and once she reaches 22 she can breath again. Her girlfriend walks with her.

They know ASL and sign the first letter of people’s words to deal with nerves. Their partner know know how to sign their name.

When he thinks he might cry he looks for something blue to hold and/or chew on. His boyfriend gives him blue chew necklaces and they learned how to make blue food together.

It’s 2019 and being weird is not a negative trait, and all you funky kids deserve to feel loved because of it.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I found Hozier’s “Let’s Play” YouTube channel and it was just him playing Minecraft and trying to befriend the creepers but he always ended up dying.

[iticaboopsyou]

I cannot tell you how disappointed I am that this is only a dream.

[algrenion]

think my mum just sent me a whole buncha weed butter in the mail??

[algrenion]

this is almost certainly weed butter

[algrenion]

so it’s still technically unconfirmed that this is actually weed butter  so im doing a science experiment - i made crepes with it and ate 6

lets wait an hour and see what happens

[algrenion]

i asked my mum if it was weed butter hours ago and just after i made the last post she sent me this

maybe i shouldnt have ate six

[zaxal]

[algrenion]

ive never seen a more appropriate usage of this reference

[stimman4000]

everyone who believes the logan paul sex tape thing is stupid. i’ve seen the video and let me tell you the guy in the video is putting his heart & soul into sucking that dick. he’s taking it like a champ. you’re expecting me to believe that 1) logan paul would do something for someone else’s benefit and 2) he’d put that much effort into it? that much spirit? not buying it

[ieropun]

Joking about someone’s leaked nudes / sex tape is shitty and gross.

[colossalfauna-moved-deactivated]

he filmed a dead body and put it on youtube and scams children

[arthriticjester]

I’ve been scamming the Dominos app promotion where you take a picture of any pizza for free points. For three weeks in row, not only has their shitty camera always interpreted any photo of my cat as pizza, I always tell them it was “the worst I’ve ever had” and “made at home”.

[dawnstar137]

Excuse me @crooked-fingers may i see a picture of your cat plz? This sounds genuinely awesome.

And I just love cats

[arthriticjester]

Here he is, the Pizza Boy

[arthriticjester]

And so it continues

[arthriticjester]

Mmmm, another week, another delicious pizza.

[arthriticjester]

That’s all, folks. Six cat pictures within six weeks, and for a total of 60 Dominos points, redeemable for a medium 2-topping pizza of my choosing. I will be getting pepperoni and chicken, mine and Charlie’s respective favorites. He will be given many tiny pieces of chicken for being a perfect little model pizza boy, and also for aiding me in tricking a multimillion dollar company into giving me free food. Thanks for giving him the love and attention you all have given this post! He’s gonna try to stay humble.

[eternal-fractal]

GUYS REBLOG THIS THIS COULD FEED A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO NEED A MEAL

[mothman-76]

This also works with pictures of pizza. So if you take a picture of an image of pizza from a computer or other phone it works. That’s how I did it!!

[spookshow-video]

fun thing about this promotion: it’s been used to train computers to recognize pizza. not a huge surprise, but the potential for them to use this to, say, install cameras over employees and automatically reprimand them for not making pizza to a certain standard… kinda grody! so thanks OP and Charlie for doing their parts to corrupt their data and save dominoes employees from the future of being fired by a computer!

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

it's your uber am outside

[logo-comics]

Kept searching for missing son during trip. Found son and got to destination on time. Five Starfish.

[teathattast]

Quality Customer Serfish

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[my-lovely-dreams]

[tradgothwillbyers]

are you a cavetown trans person or an against me! trans person?

[toastingtotheghosts]

the only two valid genders are this is home and i was a teenage anarchist

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[targent]

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

[targent]

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

[targent]

uh oh

[zoethrowingnightshade]

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

[misogynistcatgirl]

I broke the system