Nordic Winter incorrect quotes

Nora and weiss short queens

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Nora: your eye is looking very ocular today weiss

Weiss;....thank you???

Nora: nailed it

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Weiss: Nora, what are you doing in the kitchen at 3am-

Nora, squatting on the counter, cheeks stuffed full of marshmallows: (stares at Weiss)

Weiss: ...Nora?

Nora: (slowly opens the window)

Weiss: *Nora.*

Nora: (jumps out)

Weiss: NORA!

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Weiss: *texting* What's it called again when the walls are noise cancelling

Nora: sound proof?

Weiss: SOUND PROOF!

Nora: This just in: are your walls noise cancelling?

Source: @trislosher-main

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Would Weiss and Nora break out a lot of the short jokes on each other as they're both naturally 5'0 or shorter?

Nora all the time though Weiss does do a few every time and then

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Part 1, round 2: nordic winter vs lancaster

Nordic Winter

Lancaster

Voting ended onMar 11, 2023

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WE CAN WIN ALL DON'T LET ME DOWN

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Weiss: did it hurt? When you fell?

Nora: from what heaven? Or in love *winks*

Weiss: as much as I would love to save your ego you just FELL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS-

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Weiss: Nora got drunk one night and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying "good luck returning me without the receipt"

Weiss: I love her so much

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Weiss: Am I the only one here who’s straight?!

Nora: Weiss, I’ve seen the way you look at me. You’re not that straight.

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Nora: you know 10 + 10 and 11 +11 equal the same thing?

Weiss: what? No they don't 10 +10 is 20

Nora: and 11 + 11 is 20 too

Weiss:

Nora: >:3

Weiss: *deep sigh in* bOI-

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Nora: Woah. We made it?

Weiss: I carried you while you took a nap. 

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Yang: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Blake : This knife is actually a magic wand.

Nora: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Ren: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Weiss: What the fuck is wrong with you people

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Weiss: Have a seat.

Nora: Thank you!

Nora: *picks up chair and leaves*

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Nora: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Weiss: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Blake: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Ren: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

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Nora: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Weiss: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Yang: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Blake: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Nora: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Weiss: Dammit, Nora!

Nora: What?! It wasn’t me!

Weiss: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, yang!

Yang: Not me either.

Weiss: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Blake: *whistles*

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Nora: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Weiss: Plane tickets?

Blake: Concert tickets?

Ren: Prostitution?

Nora: *holding her broken frames* Glasses