[rpmemesandmusings]

SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.

I’ll randomly generate a number between 1-29 for one of the following:

A funny text

A sad text

A scared text

A late night text

An excited text

A taunting text

An angry text

A frustrated text

A concerned text

A loving text

A confession via text

An accidental text

A wrong number text

A text that wasn’t sent

A text for help

A helpful text

A comforting text

A drunk text

A bad idea text

A rude text

A long text

A one word text

A text asking for advice

A final text

A flirty text

A hyper text

A weird text

A sarcastic text

A heartbreaking text

[rpmemesandmusings]

SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.

I’ll randomly generate a number between 1-29 for one of the following:

A funny text

A sad text

A scared text

A late night text

An excited text

A taunting text

An angry text

A frustrated text

A concerned text

A loving text

A confession via text

An accidental text

A wrong number text

A text that wasn’t sent

A text for help

A helpful text

A comforting text

A drunk text

A bad idea text

A rude text

A long text

A one word text

A text asking for advice

A final text

A flirty text

A hyper text

A weird text

A sarcastic text

A heartbreaking text

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crownedhera.

“They are not to be pitied.” Hera commented lowly, rolling her eyes as she looked at the other god. “We promised them order in society and a splendored existence so long as they paid tribute and worshipped accordingly. They turned their backs onto us, and they alone. Do you think they will rebuild your temples when you save them?”

Apollo smirked, taking a step closer to the older goddess. He was not afraid of Hera. Not completely, at least. “Not everything is about the temples.” He told her slowly before taking a few steps back to search for water. “If you actually tried speaking with the humans, maybe you’d find value in them.”

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elysivns.

the water had risen, biting at the hem of the jeans the god had already cuffed and covering much of the square. dark eyes scanned his surroundings, content ( if not happy ) with the way it looked. it wasn’t the water though —— poseiden could be pleased with the rising tide, but hermes would be satisfied with the looters and thieves who had clearly found the square before he had. there was some poetic justice in the place named for the city’s saint from a religion that helped to push their own pantheon out of favor being taken back by thieves that empowered his own domain. ‘ there’s a strange beauty in it, isn’t there ? ’ he knew they were supposed to be doing good, but he couldn’t help it.  

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Apollo was inspecting the square, his mouth set in a frown. With water like this, there was sure to bring disease and no doubt the humans had also been using it to bathe and dispose of waste. It was the first thing that needed to be taken care of. “What?” He asked, confused as the other god spoke. “Strange, yes. Beauty, no. Of course, I wouldn’t expect you to be able to find issue with this.”

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thexdivine.

Though she had been sitting in an almost complete darkness, the presence of Apollo’s being seemed to bounce light off of the barren walls. His animated words bringing with them life. “Save them?” she asked, crossing her legs beneath her. Her lips formed a sad smile—ever the optimist he was. “Be it in a few days, stricken by illness or a few years murdered in a dark, isolated alley,” she looked down at her hands, in them she held a cross necklace, “they will all die.”

“Yes, save them.” Apollo confirmed, plopping down in front of her with a grin. “You know, it wouldn’t hurt to try to make their short lives happy-ish every once in awhile. I know it’s a family thing not to care, but I quite like them.” He decided with a smile. “They’re funny.”

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thanatosxmedusa.

“First, you’re going to help me.” The girl ran a hand through her thick red locks. “This -thing- has cost me my beautiful snakes. You’re going to get them back for me.” Medusa’s mouth pressed tightly together, crossing her arms. 

“Oh, am I?” Apollo laughed, looking her over slowly. “I think I like this look better. There’s less hissing when you speak.” He teased, side-stepping her. “Why would I be any help to you anyway? Isn’t Poseidon more up that alley?” 

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“Well.” Zeus made his way into the room, dressed in a well-fitted suit. “I’d apologize for my absence, but it’s been an interesting few days and I wouldn’t want to bore you.” He smiled, trying his best to come off as charming. “Unless, you’d like to know? Well, if you insist. I went out for a walk and met this woman, a tailor, and asked her how much it would be to get the best suit she could make. Of course, I don’t have any of the money the humans use currently, so can you guess what I did?”

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apollo - god of the sun (of being obnoxious)

track i. thank goodness - wicked, “there’s a kind of, a sort of cost. there’s a couple of things get lost.”

track ii. the story of tonight - hamilton, “raise our glass to freedom; something they can never take away.”

track iii. edges of the world - fun home, “i can't find my way through. i might still break a heart or two!”

track iv. being alone - sondheim, “somebody force me to care. somebody let me come through, i'll always be there.”

track v. take me or leave me - rent, “ever since puberty, everybody stares at me; boys girls i can't help it baby.”

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zeus - god of the thunder & sky (of douchebags)

track i. hands to myself - selena gomez, “I mean I could, but why would I want to?”

track ii. you’ll be in my heart - phil collins, "they just don't trust what they can't explain.”

track iii. something to sing about - buffy, “i’ve been expelled from heaven. i think i was in heaven”

track iv. didn’t i see this movie? - j. spencer, “isn't this the one where in the end the good guys fry?”

track v. we didn’t start the fire - billy joel, “no, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it.”

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enyo - goddess of war (and tantrums)

track i. i do - kevin abstract, “i'm sitting at the bottom of this bleacher but nobody even listening to me?”

track ii. piragua - lin manuel miranda, “but i keep scraping by the fading light.”

track iii. stand tall - childish gambino, “if you are strong you cannot fall. there is a voice inside us all, so smile when you can”

track iv. so anyway - j. spencer, “i'll take a chance on leaving”

track v. lionhearts - demi lovato, “and we stand together facing a war and our love is gonna conquer it all.”

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goldenxxgods.

    a laugh burst from eris, who clamped both hands over her mouth until it faded. next tears sprung into her eyes. “oh, gods,” she groaned, plopping down hard onto a bench in front of the beat-up, empty store. “i’m going to go crazy like this – and i already was!”

“Do you think you’re going to solve anything by crying about it?” Enyo asked, tone harsh as she glared down at the other woman. “We have a job to do here. The faster we do it, the faster we go home.” At least, that’s what she hoped. Living out a mortal life was the very last thing she wanted.

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“Question.” Enyo began, walking into the other person’s room without knocking. She paused, glancing around. “Well, this is different.” It was all different to her, the entire idea of living on the Earth she had long-since given up on. Humans were infuriating, impossible to understand. Their lives were too. “Anyway, I can’t figure out their shower.”

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“My plan is to keep my head down and do whatever the fuck they want.” Hades explained, lighting up a cigarette. “The faster we fix your mess, the faster I get to go home.” He spared them a glance before rolling his eyes. “You know none of this shit is my fault.”

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“Bam!” Apollo walked in, a grin on his face. “Guess who is the newest doc over at the infirmary.” He pointed to himself. “This guy. Seriously! I walked in, said I wanted to help and they just put me to work. It’s awful, really, what these mortals are going through.” A dramatic sigh escaped him as he leaned against the wall. “I guess it’s good I’ve come to save them.”

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goldenxxgods.

    “i’ve never felt hunger before,” eris continued her complaining, a hand pressing into her stomach, which had been making unladylike noises for the past hour and a half. “i’ll kill whoever invented it,” she added seriously, looking to enyo with a frown. “can’t you… whack the pieces away, summon something, anything?”

“How do the rest of these humans survive, then?” Enyo asked, glancing around with her arms crossed over her chest. “Can you?” She snorted, strutting over to where the other woman stood. “If you can’t fix this, Eris, what makes you think I can?”

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goldenxxgods.

@rxllercxast

“– well, this blows,” eris huffed, staring at the closed gelato shop, a pile of rubble blocking the door. “a girl can’t even get a decent dessert around this fuckin’ dump. what about you?” eris gave a side glance to enyo, eyebrows knitting. “any luck or will i be terribly disappointed?”

Enyo sighed, hands on her hips as she looked over the run down store. “If there was any food here, the lifters have already come and gone.” She let her lower lip jut out as she turned to the other girl. “This is ridiculous. I’m starving.”

[rxllercxast]

Ares: I'm stronger.

Enyo: I'm smarter.

Ares: I'm better looking.

Enyo: Look, can we just sack the city?

[pause]

Enyo: I've got a bigger dick.