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EXPECTATIONS

JVL
Not today Justin

if i look back, i am lost
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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#Smol Mun Club
> All the muns that are 5âČ0 -5âČ5 we are smols.
âHere, touch my skin. Itâs totally slimy right now.â
The albino poked the boy in front of her that was supposedly covered in slime. It felt gooey. Yep it was indeed slime.Â
âIâd ask how this happened but I assume thatâs a wild story.â
âI sure is tireds from all dat relaxin's I's did todays.â
âIs funny Toki a sleepy lad?â
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Animal Crossing Starters:
âI figured you must be blackmailing that poor girl to have lunch with you.â
âI think itâs fair to say that Iâm pretty sexy.â
âI donât want to live in a world where I have to eat sugar free sugar cookies.â
âI remembered today was your birthday so I thought Iâd say hi.â
âYou have nothing to lose except your lonely loser status.â
âShut it, you faker!â
âI sure am tired from all that relaxing I did today.â
âThen I can spend my entire allowance on comic books and video games and no one can stop me.â
âWhen you listen to pop music, you often hear them saying âshawty.ââ
â[NAME] made fun of me because I say âpootâ all the time.â
âI waited and waited because I really wanted to see you.â
âTell papa/mama whatâs up.â
âIt hurts my face just looking at you.â
âMarry me.â
âI look forward to seeing what youâre gonna do with my butt.â
âA trash bin..? Is this a clue to your true identity?â
âIâm beautiful, but Iâm also deadly.â
âI hope you go to jail.â
âWhat did you do to my body?â
âStick to chocolate and comic books. Youâre too young for love anyway.â
âIâm sorry.. please donât be too mad at me.â
âI have a big favor to ask you.â
âMaybe Iâll just go home and lock myself in a closet.â
âI gotta admit, I really love that one show where all those people do the stuff and then something happens.â
âHere, touch my skin. Itâs totally slimy right now.â
âI probably look in the mirror 24 times a day just to be sure Iâm still so darned handsome/beautiful.â
âGuess what Iâve got in my pockets right now.â
âBetter not catch you making goo-goo eyes at my wife/husband.â
âNo one understands me. Iâm hungry all the time and no one cares.â
âAre you suggesting my style is outdated?â
âDonât play with stink bugs, especially when youâve got a date coming up.â
âThey donât even care who wins. They just all flex their pecs.â
âLove means accepting that there will be times when you donât get the last scallop.â
âYeah exercise is totally hard and stuff. I think Iâm gonna go take a nap and read a book or whatever.â
âToday was the day my best friend in the whole wide world was born.â
âWhoa you look so weird. And not weird in a hip way. More like âweirdâ as in âmakes me want to barf.ââ
âEnd my suffering.â
âNot to sound corny but I really like you.â
âI wonder how I can say âswaggy â in the most grown up way possible.â
âJust because two people are good friends doesnât mean theyâd make a good couple.â
âSorry, I was staring at your face because I donât know you. Not because thereâs something wrong with your face.â
âWould it surprise you if I said Iâm pretty proud of my legs?â
âThe truth is never free.. but sometimes itâs on sale.â
âI hear the sound of rap coming from somewhere.â
âThey tell you to sleep on a problem. But what if your problem is insomnia?â
âIâll just observe your friends from the shadows.â
âI heard allergies are caused by the government.â
âWatch out, âcause Iâll compliment you until you puke.â
âSo D.I.Y. stands for âdo it yourselfâ? Well, if these guys think Iâm going to do my own manual labor, theyâve got another acronym coming.â
âI can smell your confidence. Smells like soup.â
âIâm gay.â
âYouâre my hero.â
âPlease donât call on me.â
âI think I dropped my house key somewhere. That was my favorite key⊠it opened my house.â
âDo you want to hear the brutal truth? That outfit is a hot mess.â
âOh, I get it! Youâre playing it cool. Trying your best not to cry.â
send me a crystal and i'll tell...
abalone: what kind of situations compromise my muse emotionally
aegerine: my muse's opinion of the supernatural
agate: how my muse calms down
blue lace agate: my muse's favorite form of communication (verbal, letters, texting, etc.)
fire agate: if my muse is brave or cowardly
moss agate: if my muse has a high or low opinion of themself
amazonite: what kind of situations call for my muse to be dishonest
amethyst: what my muse would most like to be able to shape-shift into
ammolite: how lucky or unlucky my use is
angel aura quartz: my muse's opinion of LGBT+ issues
apache tears: a sadness headcanon
apatite: a headcanon about my muse's intuition
apophyllite: my muse's religious/spiritual beliefs
aquamarine: where my muse feels most calm/relaxed
biotite: the biggest problems my muse is currently dealing with
bloodstone: how my muse sees themself as part of the world at large
calcite: my muse's social tendencies (introverted vs extroverted, parties vs one-on-one conversations, etc.)
carnelian: an art-related headcanon
celestite: how my muse deals with anxiety
chalcedony: the saddest my muse has ever been
chalcopyrite: how my muse deals with ending relationships
charoite: who my muse looks up to
chrysocolla: a money-making headcanon
copper: how I think my muse will end up when they're older
coral: how my muse views the natural world
diamond: a sex headcanon
dolomite: a sleep headcanon
emerald: how my muse tells someone they love them without words
fluorite: what my muse's room looks like
fossil: what my muse's dream job is
galena: what it's like to be in a relationship with my muse
garnet: what my muse's perfect partner would be
gold: my muse's financial situation
hematite: how squeamish my muse is
hiddenite: how much of an "inner child" my muse has
iolite: my muse's drinking habits
jade: if my muse would ever cheat on a partner
jasper: what my muse would be like as a parent
kyanite: an anger headcanon
lapis lazuli: where 'home' is to my muse
lodestone: what kind of people gravitate towards my muse
malachite: what my muse as a child thought they would be when they grew up
mica: what my muse views as their worst personality trait
moonstone: my muse's opinions on outer space
mother of pearl: if my muse tends to lift people up or bring them down
nebula stone: how good my muse's memory is
obsidian: which of the seven deadly sins my muse would be
opal: how creative my muse is
pearl: a mental health headcanon
petalite: what my muse would do if they found a wallet on the street
pyrite: a physical health headcanon
quartz: how my muse thinks other people see them
rhodonite: if my muse prefers elegance or convenience
rubellite: if my muse has any 'triggers' that inspire painful memories
ruby: a happiness headcanon
sapphire: if everyone my muse knew was hanging off a cliff and they could only choose three to save, the rest certainly dying, who they would choose
serpentine: how my muse would seduce another [alt: how my muse makes their money]
silver: if my muse prefers masculinity or femininity
tsavorite: if my muse believes in destiny or fate
ulexite: how empathetic/sympathetic/compassionate my muse is
unakite: what my muse's ideal pet would be
verdite: my muse's ethnicity/family history
zebra stone: what gets my muse excited
zoisite: does my muse believe everything's going to work out for them in the end or not?
          â youâre a monster. â                                                " yes. â
a song i associate to sabi is "rainy day(and meat)" from OFF
// oooooh that song really fits anon ur right oh my god dude
Back to the Future {Sentence Starters}
âGreat Scott!â
âWhoa. This is heavy.â
âMaybe you were adopted.â
âYou bet your ass it works.â
âWell, theyâre bigger than me.â
âHeâs a very strange young man.â
âIt was a wonder I was even born.â
âIâm gonna make something of myself.â
âHey, you! Get your damn hands off her!â
âI thought I told you never to come in here.â
âI guess you guys arenât ready for that, yet.â
âYou seem so nervous. Is something wrong?â
âVery funny. You guys are being real mature.â
âYouâve been asleep for almost nine hours, now.â
âRoads? Where weâre going, we donât need roads.â
âYou look so familiar to me. Do I know your mother?â
âIf you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.â
âWhoa. They really cleaned this place up. Looks brand-new.â
âIâve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night.â
âSay! What do you let those boys push you around like that for?â
âYou think Iâm gonna spend the rest of my life in this slop house?â
âWhat happens to us in the future? Do we become assholes or something?â
âHeâs an idiot. Comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots, too.â
âIâm gonna be very sad to see you go. Youâve really made a difference in my life.â
âIf my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour⊠youâre gonna see some serious shit.â
âHave some respect for yourself. Donât you know, if you let people walk over you now, theyâll be walking over you for the rest of your life.â
Random starters: Fainting/unconscious edition
"Wake up... please wake up..."
"Hey, are you okay? You seem a bit faint..."
"N-no no! Stay with me now!"
"Keep breathing, you'll be fine."
"Oh! You're awake! You've been out for so long-!"
"I found you unconscious back there. What happened?"
"Hey, are you alright over there?!"
"We found you in a horrid state.. but we patched you up as best we could!"
"Don't try to move. Just get some rest, okay?"
"Oh, I guess you weren't dead after all."
"Hey! This one finally woke up! Get me a doctor!"
"Shh... take it easy, there's no rush. You were passed out for a long time, you see."
"Ow.. my aching-"
"Ugh... where...?"
"Help me.. someone..."
"I can't hold on... fading away.."
"What happened? Where is this-!"
"Gah! S-stay away from m-me! I don't know who you are!"
"Did.. did you save me back there? Thanks.. I guess."
"I was passed out for that long?!"
"Help me up.. please help me up..."
"What happened to me anyways? I feel so lightheaded..."
"Am I in a hospital? I wasn't here before.."
"Where is everyone? How long was I gone?!"
Send âââ to draw something on my muse. Be sure to include what it is that you drew.
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