Ryan Marshall

Ryan Marshall ✗ 24 ✗ Intermittent Explosive Disorder "Stay out of my way and you may be able to get on my good side."

[raineanders]

It’s a girl thing, you wouldn’t understand. 

[ryan--marshall-blog]

I guess not.

[raineanders]

Only because I’m happy.

[ryan--marshall-blog]

You tear up when you're happy? Well, actually, I shouldn't be shocked. Abigale does that too sometimes.

[raineanders]

Mmhm [nods, hugs him for another minute before letting him go] Why wouldn’t I be?

[ryan--marshall-blog]

I don't even know. You just looked like you were about to cry for a minute.

[abigalemiller]

Nope, no...

[abigalemiller]

Oh, it’s totally fair. I did my time. 

Plus, Aiden and I have a very large family. There’s two of us, a turtle, and soon there will be a baby! Plus, his uncle was with us for a little while. Once you get out, you can probably stay with us, too! For a little bit, at least, if you want. It will be just like home except better. 

[ryan--marshall-blog]

Except better, she says. Ha.

I'm kidding. That would actually be fun. We could watch cartoons and cook s'mores to make up for lost childhood together. 

[raineanders]

[gets a little teary before she drops her ice pack and wraps her arms around him tightly] Thank you..

[ryan--marshall-blog]

No problem. [Laughs, hugging her back loosely] Are you alright?

[raineanders]

Did you just say you loved me too?

[ryan--marshall-blog]

Yeah, why?

[madison-jacksonx-deactivated201]

Ouch.

[madison-jacksonx-deactivated201]

People like me! I’m really flattered now.

[ryan--marshall-blog]

Yes, people like you. Bitchy girls who have nothing better to do than to be obnoxious to other people.

[raineanders]

What? You’re crazy Marshall.

[ryan--marshall-blog]

Nope. Too late now. There's no way I'm letting that one go. It's a good thing I love you too or else that would be really awkward, right?

[abigalemiller]

Nope, no...

[abigalemiller]

Well, he’s your brother in law. So you guys are going to have to learn how to get along, for me at least. 

And yeah, we have a house! It’s so pretty, and big. I can’t wait for you to see it!

[ryan--marshall-blog]

Maybe but only when it's completely necessary.

So I'm stuck in a tiny house with three losers while you have a big house for just you and Aiden? No fair. 

[abigalemiller]

Nope, no...

[abigalemiller]

Oh, I’m sure you do. At least I’m not the one that wore diapers until middle school.

You could do that, or you could be a good brother and come to the house to help decorate the nursery. My due date is May 22. 

[ryan--marshall-blog]

Shut up. At least I didn't eat chapstick when I was a kid.

So you have your own house now or something? Alright, fine, I'll be a good brother and sit around your house for a little while. It'll be a nice change of scenery. Just as long as I don't have to hang out with your "husband". Sorry, Abi, but that guy freaks me the fuck out.

[raineanders]

Good think I still lov- ooohhhh… Awkward.

[ryan--marshall-blog]

What was that? Were you gonna say you still love me? I'm pretty sure I called that one. 

[madison-jacksonx-deactivated201]

Ouch.

[madison-jacksonx-deactivated201]

Yeah, that’s bitch…. No, she didn’t make me mad. I just beat her out just for fun.

Is she your girlfriend? Because you might have to teach her how to punch someone properly.

[ryan--marshall-blog]

Oh yeah, I'm sure you did.

Nah but still I can't imagine she knows how to punch all to well. I'll have to teach her someday so she can defend herself a bit better against people like you. 

[abigalemiller]

Nope, no...

[abigalemiller]

You’re an asshole, you were like 2 years old or something! You were probably just crying tears of joy the whole time because of how excited you were about having a baby sister. 

He is just as moody as I am. Like honestly, you know those men who have ‘sympathy contractions’ or whatever? That will be him in the delivery room. 

[ryan--marshall-blog]

Yeah, yeah. Whatever. I remember it very clearly even if I was just a few years old.

Duly noted. I'll just have to remember to stay far from you both for the next few months until your baby is born and I can babysit my little niece or nephew, right? 

[abigalemiller]

Nope, no...

[abigalemiller]

You’re right. Congratulations, you’re gonna have a little niece or nephew! 

I should have told you sooner, but we’ve only known for a few weeks. 

[ryan--marshall-blog]

My little sister is going to have a baby? That's insane. Well, anyway, congrats, Abi.

The time when mom was pregnant with you was probably the worst few months of my early childhood. I honestly just feel bad for Aiden. At least I can avoid you when you're grumpy but he's stuck with you.

[abigalemiller]

Nope, no...

[abigalemiller]

Go ahead. If you guess wrong, do you want me to tell you, or let you keep guessing? 

[ryan--marshall-blog]

You can just tell me. Even though, now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I'm right.

Alright, here we go. So I'm gonna go with pregnancy for my first guess and then the flu for my second. I doubt it's the second, though.

[abigalemiller]

Nope, no...

[abigalemiller]

Right? This sucks! It’s like I’m sick every single day and I want to eat really weird food. Last night, I made Aiden go to the store and get me pickles and chocolate syrup!

[ryan--marshall-blog]

Wait, wait, wait. Can I take a guess at what's going on here? 'Cause I have a few ideas but I'm not exactly sure.

[raineanders]

What? I don’t stutter. And that was mean [gently punches his arm]

[ryan--marshall-blog]

Sure, sure. I did apologize, though, so I'm not a completely terrible person.