WORDS ON A BLOG!!!

My name is Ryan. 21. Amazingly Bearded and Amazingly Single.

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i am so pissed

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I'M TOO DRUNK FOR THIS

That really tripped me out

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i am so pissed

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That really tripped me out

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IM TOO DRUNK FOR THIS

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Hello kiddies! It's been too long since I've posted on here. Right now I've got my own big boy apartment and am currently pickling my innards with bourbon. But anywho, here's a recent pic

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This is a frame grab of Ryan and his power beard.

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Much thanks, good sir

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i emotionally connect with this cat

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Hey handsome! Thanks for the follow :)

No problem at all! I always try to follow back and saw that I had skipped you.

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I wonder if she has any concrete evidence?

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I haven't posted my beard in awhile. Look at the beard, accept the beard, love the beard.

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I don’t blog cosplay unless it’s really really incredible

and this is omg

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i laugh harder every time i replay it

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Laughed so hard I chocked on my sammich.

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High Speed Photographs of Exploding Lightbulbs Filled with Objects

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I enjoy this thoroughly. 

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I could totally have these as a series of photographs on my wall

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I agree with both of these statements.

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HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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major signal boost

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Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

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This could save many lives, reblog

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Do you have snapchat?

I do not

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Hello, I'd just like to point out the fact that you are beautiful. That is all.

Well thank you :)

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Do you have a best friend?

I do little grey one, thank you.

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WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE