He's the devil, the antichrist, rot itching to seep into your bones and corrupt you as his own.
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"Uptown has an alley called Purgatory. It isn't pretty, no, it's grotesque in every way, every brick dripping with gore, blood mixed with sewage, brain matter splattered across graffiti. A quarter of The Butcher's victims drew their last breath there. And you're here because you uttered the devil's name. You very well may be the next, darling writer."
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mmaaaayyyyyy remake this whenever I finish all my current edit plans…… very 🧐🧐🧐 on how this turned out (this is ass) but the lipsync was tew nice to me to abandon
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"Take a picture darling, it will last far longer." - Harlequin
This was a sweet and fun audio commissioned by TheFreakNuggie on twitter!
There was something very nice about exploring a more domestic side of Harlequin with this, trying to imagine how he'd act with a partner he's been with for a while— though that sassiness certainly doesn't dull for a moment <3
I am working on a future Patreon page that I hope will help organize these audios a little better, since I know the can be a little hard to find right now— so just keep an eye out for updates on that! :D
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Read the full transcript for this audio here!
Credits:
SFX: Pixabay
Script: Darthsuki
The Freak Circus: @nekoboydreams / @freakcircusofhorrors
Want to commission me for custom audio, voiceover or ASMR? Go check out my VGen page!
"I'm not known for being delicate when I'm rutting~" - Harlequin
This was a delightful and fun audio commissioned by TheFreakNuggie on twitter!
If it's not obvious just from the sounds of things, I had a lot of fun with the sound design in this one— especially when it came to the hissing >:3c I think that's something I'll include with Harlequin a lot more, especially in NSFW audios! (and I have a feeling a lot of people might enjoy it too)
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Hot Audio
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SFX Pack: Pixabay & OpenNSFWSP
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what would the killer chat li's reaction would be for a reader that's concerningly at the wrong place at the wrong time (e.i. reader stumbling in a crime scene covered in spilt tomato sauce that gets mistaken as blood) in other words just a really unlucky reader.
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Not the time, Nor the place.
PAIRINGS! -> GN!Reader x Ronin , Angel , Misaki , V
a/n: holy guac i'm answering this late. Thank you for the request my lovely 🩷 anon <3 sorry it took me so long..
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Ronin .
Your phone screen ticks another minute forward, 2:49. The still air reflects the aroma of rot and death, and maybe a hint of something metallic as you drag your legs through the quiet of the town. You kick your feet through the thick tension of the air.. perhaps your sinus' are too glossed over to actually acknowledge the intense, consistent pressure in the breeze.
You were hungry. That's why you were out at this time. Fridge drier than the sahara, no delivery places open, your only option was to stick on a gps and trudge to the nearest 24hr takeout. Dingy and no more than a 3 star rating in food hygiene. Likely a laundering scheme, but it was the only option, obviously!
'Take a left-' You dismiss the robotic voice in your ear, taking a hard left into a narrow walkway.
Your sleep deprived brain failed to rememeber the significant differnece between your left and google maps' left.
The distant sound of chortling alerts you as you unplug the airpods in your ears. Why do you even have them in anyway??
"Pleas-"
"i know, i know.." a familar tone cooes, followed by a higher pitch of choking.
Against any better judgement that you clearly do not possess, you step forward into the depths of the alley. Only to catch a glimpse of none other than your demonic partner, Ronin Beaufort, actively harvesting a mans jugular against the shine of the moon.
His acute senses trigger, wringing his fist around the mans throat before slowly staring back at you.
His grip loosens immeasurably.
Not a lot leaves Ronin speechless, but you sure as hell keep that man on his toes.
"Baby? What-"
"Busy? Sorry." You mumble before promptly spinning on your heel.
Ronin is left flabberghasted, red trickling down his scabbed knuckles. The mood is over, and he's no longer in his right mind to play with his food; promptly finishing the job and rushing after you.
𝜗ৎ You stress him out. Instead of blonde roots seeping through, grey strings of keratin slither through his red hair.
𝜗ৎ You're a modern day example of natural selection, and Ronin is shocked at how long youve been able to survive given your poor life choices.
𝜗ৎ It's your nonchalance about it that kinda freaks him out. How often does this happen, he can't help but presume..
Angel .
You're sat on a smooth albeit uncomfortable bench in a brightly lit police station, covered in what you can only describe as actively curdling ketchup splayed over you like a political artpiece.
You had gone to the market for your weekly shop after work, to pick up the essentials in life; which of course would include ketchup. You try to think of a logical solution to the dialema, but all that comes up is that the universe hates your guts. The bottle became pressurized. What kind of average ketchup bottle is pressurized????
"You have got to understand maam- a deceased body discovered in the same vicinity as someone smothered with... red raises concerns to the public-" The officer gestures to you.
"Look at them! In what world does blood have such pigment and smell like tomatos?!"
Everytime you think you've hit rock bottom, it could always be so much worse.
𝜗ৎ Maria (bless her heart) has had to rat you out more times than you could count.
𝜗ৎ She has seriously considered the concept of keeping you on a permanant leash to prevent prediciments like this.
𝜗ৎ She is 90% sure you'd find a way to commit tax evasion or something just sitting there, though.
Misaki.
Misaki perches herself flush against the roof, adjusting the rifle in her grip.
"I think i see him," They mumble absently into the phone. You let out a hum in response, not wanting to interept them further.
Misaki squints, adjusts the gun scope, and takes the shot.
It cuts through the quiet evening air, thwipping past like a knife through butter.
The bullet swivels through the atmosphere, Misaki waiting in knowing anticipation as it beelines for the head of a corrupt boss that-
Glides past freely. The bullet hits and burrows into the ground like an anvil, right in front of none other than your new shoes. Inches away. No, an inch away.
"Did you do it?" You walk past the bullet, oblivious, as Misaki's heart actively takes solitiude in their ass when realisation hits.
Her persistantly steady fingers now are quivering with adrenaline that won't cease, her heart only growing heavier when they fantically ask where you were at the moment, confirming the suspicion that they almost bodied their partner.
Misaki did not get payed for that assassination job, unable to complete it. Misaki also held you extra tight that night.
𝜗ৎ You scare her. Like. Allot.
𝜗ৎ They wont specify why, but they beg you to either stay home or out of town during their assassinations.
𝜗ৎ Often has nightmares about how that day couldve gone.
V.
Valentin lives for order and schedule in his life. That was before.. you. The epitome of mess. He loves you, truly, but who did you piss off to warrent such lack of luck?
The drive home is quiet and unsteady. The psychological friction in the air is evident, but by this point, you’ve become desensitised to anything unusual or tense.
Val sits you down, softly positoning your chin between his thumb and forefinger. V runs his finger down a rough patch of dried blood down your jaw.
"..Is any of this your blood?" He murmers, softly wiping the crimson on your cheek.
"...No."
Immaculate timing, really. You rounded acorner, trying to make it home without drama. Only to witness the gory manifestation of murder take over your periphery. And of course, being you, you had to take home a souviner of blood gashed onto you like a community murel.
So much for a lazy day. Who on earth kills in broad daylight??
And so you find yourself softly being attended to by none other than your lovely partner, washing away the blood of a victim that you try not to think about too hard.
𝜗ৎ Valentin sees you as a delicicate thing. He can't help the though, and with that thought comes waves of worrying.
𝜗ৎ Intentionally offers to run errands for you, just to prevent any other predicaments that could occur.
𝜗ৎ Before meeting you, he didn't use his phone for communication allot, but in meeting you he often checks up to ensure you aren't dead.
a/n²: can we tell i got lazy with V... im sorry
ignore any spelling/ grammar mistakes pleaase.... im tired :C
- She falls in love with them immediately and wants you to name them. Whatever you pick she reacts to with complete enthusiasm.
- Posts the cat on her socials constantly.
- Deems the cat your joint child and discusses her as such.
- If the cat allows you to dress them up, she makes a whole little wardrobe for them. Angel makes a whole color scheme for them and insists on sticking to it.
- Eventually she'll claim they're "lonely" and convince you to go to a shelter nearby to find a new friend.
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V:
- Is politely amused, but immediately gives in.
- Helps to habilitate the cat into life with all of his other animals. He's extremely patient and makes sure they feel safe. You jokingly call him maternal, and he fully agrees.
- Picks out a name with you, but is very adamant on ensuring you like it too.
- You wake up one day and the cat is sleeping on V's chest, paws in his face. They're both asleep on the couch.
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Misaki:
- They're immediately obsessed. So obsessed, they immediately name them for you.
- Within the hour they've gone to the nearest store and collected every cat related thing they can find. They also go online and place like a million orders (obviously exaggerating).
- They insist on taking a million pictures of the cat, especially if they're on you. They also insist on "family holiday pictures" which they promtly turn into postcards for every holiday.
- If the cat gets off of them or walks away from them they pout.
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Ronin
- When you bring the cat in he complains and rolls his eyes. For the first few days he ignores it. One day you come home early and find him asleep on the couch with the cat on his chest.
- Within the month he goes from "I hate that creature" to "there are only two things I value in life and this cat is one of them". He jokingly claims that the cat is more important to him than you are, but if you get genuinely upset he'll apologize and try to make it up to you.
- He gets the cat little devil horns so they can match. He claims his son needs his horns. If the cat catches any mice or anything he'll fawn over them and say cheesy shit like "like father like son/daughter."
- He's the ultimate pet dad, ensuring the cat has everything they need. He will panic if there's even a concern of a health issue.
prolly won’t post the full edit here because it turned out ass & i hate with a burning passion however this was like my second attempt at lipsync animation,,, ever. and i think it turned out PRETTY decent & i need to feature it somewhere or I’ll drop dead immediately. On the spot. (hair animation is lowk fucked up don’t mention it #pls🫰 it’s 4am)
