Procrastinationhaüs

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[cakelovessalad]

this is so wild

[killorbekillian]

Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.

Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!

[just-a-geekygoth]

[boysaremytoys]

getting out of the shower like why isn’t there a boy in my bed who will eagerly take off my robe and eat me out

[bookbellandcandle]

The moral of Matilda is that if you’re autistic enough you can destroy your enemies with your mind

[guildenstern]

unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

[saintandstorms]

[beemovieerotica]

[milanesa42]

Stolen from reddit kjjjj

[ifelloffthebed]

fixed it

[busket]

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

[fleshmonger]

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

[overseer-picard]

TNG text posts part 5 feat. DS9 era O'Brien

[overseer-picard]

TNG text posts part 4

[cursedtrekedits]

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unrestrained summer fun

[saltyduane]

Papa bear and baby bear

[pseudonymjones]

she is two

[metaphoricallyrose]

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