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“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print!” Ryoji then formed his hands into fingerguns and winked at the other male, smiling brightly.
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Bad Pick Up Lines.
“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print!” Ryoji then formed his hands into fingerguns and winked at the other male, smiling brightly.
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Bad Pick Up Lines.
Ryoji chuckled, taking the athlete’s hand in his own as he pulled him close, an arm wrapping around the small of his back. He learned in close, lips to the other’s ear, before saying, “…are you the dub to my step? Because I wub wub wub ~ you!”
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Bad Pick Up Lines.
“Call me Pooh ~ Because all I want is you, Honey!” Ryoji then chuckled, winking at the short blonde. He took a sip of his drink next, then set it back down on the table and rested his chin in his hands. “I’m the king of pick up lines, y’know? I’ll teach you some, but remember, you asked to hear them!”
“Can you feel the love tonight? Maybe I can Hakuna your Ma-tatas and then I’ll show you a whole new world. By the way, you can call me Nemo because I’m gonna “touch that butt”. Your body is wonderland, and I’d like to be Alice ~”
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Bad Pick Up Lines.
“If I was a fly, I’d land on you first – because you’re the shit, girl!” Ryoji said, throwing a wink her way. He then grinned, “speaking of… my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”
The flirtatious boy then chuckled joyfully, continuing, “I know you’re probably busy, but could you add me to your To-Do List? We’re definitely not socks, but I think we’d make a lovely pair.” “And just because I’m a nice guy, omelette you in on a little secret! You and I would brie perfectly gouda… life would be feta if we were together. We’ll be grate. What do you say, bae?”
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⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ This is really all that matters in life.
Does your muse like to cuddle?
More cuddle headcanons here.
As stated before, Ryoji loves to cuddle! He is the type of person, when cuddling, to fully embrace the person he is with. He enjoys drawing them close, breathing them in, and enjoying the company of another person in that moment. He is happiest when his cuddle partner embraces him back, but he is just as happy doing all of the hugging.
Ryoji likes to play with hair while cuddling. Soft locks are good to entertain him for hours, and it’s likely if his cuddle buddy manages to fall asleep that they will wake up to dozens of loose braids in their hair.
Any sort of touch makes Ryoji happy, and cuddling is a great way to fulfill that need. He is rarely not in the mood for a good cuddle.
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Is your muse violent when angry?
The easy answer to this question, is yes. Ryoji doesn’t often get angry, but when he does it’s usually in order to protect someone or to get a point across when someone isn’t listening. Again, those are very rare circumstances. Ryoji would much rather try to see things through verbally rather than jump straight to yelling and throwing punches. He is more than likely the mediator in fights and the one who tries to get others to calm down.
However, when he does get angry, it’s always because of what he feels is a good reason. Ryoji has no problem threatening someone or getting into a fight if they’re bothering someone he cares about. He is not someone who likes to internally bottle things up, at least not when it comes to anger.
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What makes your muse the happiest they could ever be?
As cheesy and idealistic as it sounds, what makes Ryoji the happiest he could be (at this time – of course, there’s always more of life to experience and he is always ready to explore all it has to offer) is seeing someone else smile because of something he did. Seeing people smile in general fills him with a lot of joy, but if he had a part to play in them feeling good, then it’s all the more rewarding.
Other things that make him happy are making friends and going on dates. But overall, he is happiest when he is able to make others’ lives better, in whatever way he can. Ryoji believes that there is much too much sadness and hatred in the world, and if possible he would like to do his part in helping those he meets overcome those feelings.
People always write about loving in red. Because it’s fiery and passionate and sensual. But what about the array of other colours that love comes in? What about loving in white? It’s pure and selfless and clean. What about loving in green? It’s new and alive and fresh and full of the potential for growth. What about loving in orange? It’s warm and joyous and brings up memories of summers spent on the beach. Love comes in so many forms. And I want to love you in every shade and tone there is.
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Does your muse like to tease people?
Not so much that it requires any attention. Ryoji’s advances and words are usually genuine, without any sort of malice or trickery behind them. Occasionally, he will take part in some teasing of others, but never if he thinks it might upset someone. Ryoji is always thinking of others and what is best for them, so he would never intentionally hurt someone all for a few laughs.
In fact, if Ryoji suspects someone is being taunted, teased, or tormented, he is usually the first one to step up and tell the tormentor to knock it off. If the teasing is just for fun however, he will likely idly stand by and let it happen (unless, as mentioned, someone is getting upset).
In addition, Ryoji is also highly susceptible to teasing, himself. He is a very naive person and will fall for the smallest of taunts and tricks. He also gets easily flustered when on the receiving end of teasing.
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Does your muse like to cuddle?
Of course he does! Ryoji is a very touchy-feely person, mainly because he has no boundaries. He loves being close to others and learning new things about them. If he has a chance to sit with someone for hours, he would much rather do so cuddling the other. Fair warning though, he is known to have a bit of a wandering hand if he isn’t promptly shut down, so you’ll need to make sure you tell him off prior.
Ryoji is always cold, too. So he enjoys cuddling with others, or even just hugging them randomly in order to warm himself up, while enjoying the closeness to others. As someone who was kept away from a lot of people growing up, he adores the presence of each person in his life with all that he is, and cuddling is the perfect way to do that. If you ever need a cuddle buddy, Ryoji is an excellent candidate!
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(`・ω・´) : What does your muse completely gush over?
_| ̄|○ : What situation would your muse give up in?
(`-´)> : Who does your muse honor the most?
(´;ω;`): What brings your muse into a state of
depression?
ヽ(´ー`)ノ : What calms your muse down?
ヽ(`Д´)ノ : What irritates your muse the most?
(#゚Д゚) : What does your muse do if they're angry?
( ゚Д゚) : What does your muse do when surprised?
┐('~`;)┌ : When your muse can't answer something, what
do they do?
(´∀`) : What could your muse care less about?
( ´_ゝ`) : Who or what is your muse most indifferent
about?
Σ(゜д゜;) : Is your muse easily scared?
( ゚ヮ゚) : When is your muse happiest?
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!! : What does your muse do when
very excited?
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ : Does your muse like to cuddle?
(((( ;゚Д゚))): What is your muse terrified of?
Σ(゚Д゚): What would your muse be most shocked to obtain?
('A`) : What does your muse do when they're alone?
(´-`).。oO( ... ) : What does your muse think about a lot?
(゚Д゚;≡;゚Д゚): Is your muse impatient?
( ´д)ヒソ(´Д`)ヒソ(Д` ): Does your muse enjoy gossiping?
(・∀・)つ⑩ : Does your muse enjoy saving or spending money? Or are they indifferent?
(゚⊿゚) : Is your muse in denial a lot?
(・∀・) : Does your muse like to tease people?
(・A・) : What does your muse consider to be bad?
( つ Д `) : When your muse is sad, what do they do?
♪┏(・o・)┛♪ : Can your muse dance well?
d(*⌒▽⌒*)b : What makes your muse the happiest they could ever be?
(ΘεΘ;): How much of a tsundere is your muse?
ヽ(o`皿′o)ノ : Is your muse violent when angry?
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Did this guy even hear what he just said? He’s being so embarrassing that it felt gross. Sure he knows he’s being nice, but the fact that he’s spouting out these embarrassing compliments and cheesy lines. Surely he got all of this from some cheesy romance film or something right? He can’t even stand how it made him heat up and just shiver at the words.
He felt chills all over his body when he heard him say ‘baby’. Who the hell says that nowadays? Just how old is this guy? He talks like he’s in his thirties or something. He huffed, getting irritated at this point, so he reaches over, grabbing the other by the face and pushing him back as if he wanted to make sure that this guy wouldn’t get too close to him.
❝Morisuke Yaku. I’m not going to call you anything but Ryoji. Got it? Don’t even start giving me nicknames, I’ll seriously kick you if you do. And I said to stop being embarrassing.❞
Having his face suddenly grabbed and thrust away was alarming, to say the least. Letting out a strangled yelp, Ryoji flailed a bit, his body tensing up at the sudden display. Still, he was able to catch the other’s name, which pleased him. Morisuke, huh? Cute.
“Haha, sorry! Sorry! Force of habit, really~” Ryoji laughed it off, lifting an arm to remove the other’s hand from his face. He was still smiling after prying the small hand from his visage. His brow furrowed a little, his smile coming off more apologetic now. “Sometimes I get carried away when I see such beautiful people, like yourself. I’ll try to hold back, so please don’t kick me?”
Ryoji then chuckled, adjusting his scarf as if it had been displaced during the face-grab. Smoothing it out, he then pulled out his phone, quickly snapping a picture of the flustered face the other still had. Then he swiped it open, pulling up the contacts page and adding in ‘Morisuke Yaku’. He then offered his phone to the other, an almost innocent beckoning reflecting on his face.
“Wanna exchange numbers? I have reservations for seven, so it’ll be easier to talk later this way when I come pick you up! Are you a university student? What school do you go to?”
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Yaku wasn’t really paying much attention to where he was going since he was busy looking at his book. He had bumped into someone and was about to apologized, but he was a bit stunned at what was happening before him. To even have someone say that he has ‘beauty’ was new to him.
He looked around as if he was actually talking to someone behind him, but that couldn’t be. He was apologizing to him for bumping into him, he can’t just talk to someone else after that. Right? Is that even possible? He was startled when he felt his hand being grasped by the other. He felt his cheeks heat up, wondering how embarrassing this guy is.
He looked away, avoiding eye contact from this guy. He thought about the invite, it would be rude to say no, but he just met him. This can’t be a date, even after just meeting someone right? This isn’t like some princess film. Though, dinner, that means he doesn’t have to cook anything for tonight or even buy take out. He looked back at the other, taking his hand away from the other’s grasp.
❝Fine. Only if you stop being so embarrassing and that you won’t call this a date.❞
Ryoji took pause for a moment, not expecting his invitation to be accepted. Surely, the lure of food was the reason most people agreed -- but that was only ever a percentage of the people he actually asked. Nonetheless, the boy usually had a full schedule, dates planned every day, but somehow he had expected more of a resistance out of this male. Perhaps because he almost ran the shorter stranger over? He chuckled at his own doubt, winking at the apprehensive male.
“We can call it whatever you’d like, angel ~” Ryoji said, his tone sounding amused. He smiled brightly, as if the other had just made his day. Which, in truth, he had. Ryoji knew he was a pretty easy guy to please, and all he really wanted was to enjoy the company of other people as much as possible.
“So long as I get to see your beautiful face from across a candlelit table tonight, I’m happy...” the suave male then blanked. Oh, that’s right. In his hurry to charm the stranger, he had forgotten to introduce himself -- or even ask for the other’s name.
Laughing again, Ryoji offered his hand out once more, this time making it a choice for the other to take it or not. “By the way, my name’s Ryoji. Ryoji Mochizuki. But, you can call me whatever you’d like, baby! May I know your’s?”
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“Oh my!” Ryoji exclaimed, having just bumped into someone absolutely stunning in his opinion. He smiled, his head tilting slightly to the side as his cheeks flushed slightly. He then bowed, short and quick, before apologizing, “my apologies. It seems I was so blinded by your beauty, that I lost track of my surroundings.”
He then giggled, a small chuckle as if he found himself amusing. Ryoji looked at the stranger head on, no hint of lies found on his face. He truly meant it when he complimented someone. It was just that he believed everyone was beautiful, in their own way, and was always complimenting anyone he came across. Humming happily, the theatre major made a reach for the other’s hand, grasping it gently within his own.
“Ah, to touch an angel such as yourself... I feel so very honoured. Would you do me further honour by accepting my invitation to dinner tonight? I have reservations at one of the best restaurants on this island -- and I would very much like to spend the evening on a date with you, my dearest ~”