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[rydactyl]

@constable-nugget let’s rp

Howdy, I’m Richard Nixon.

[constable-nugget]

*rolls in the Oval Office, keeping cowboy hat intact*

Howdee, Dick.  Have ya considered seekin out a rep-ree-sentative pardner for yer candidacy?

[rydactyl]

*looks you up and down presidentially* I am not in need of a representative partner, but I am in need of a… life partner…

[constable-nugget]

now listen here,, pardner…i am not involvin in the ho-mee-sexual lifestyle,

[rydactyl]

it is my executive decision that a fine looking nugget like you, should never be without a 37th president like me. Now lets g out to dinner… I promise I wont pass the bill.

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[constable-nugget]

g’yall darn it dick, ya make a fine argument there.  meet me at longhorn steakhouse at 6 tonight and be…ready to eat a hearty helpen of beef

[rydactyl]

walks in to

*walks into longhorn steak house at 6:01pm* being the 37th president allows me to be.. fashionably late. you look stunning, sheriff clint… I’m not a criminal but you… you’re stealing my heart.

[constable-nugget]

oh boy diggity dang howdy, you charmer *sips drink*

dick, is yer wine makin ya feel like yer deep in the heart of texas?  

dick?

[rydactyl]

[constable-nugget]

[gottagobackintime]

Dickensian Episode 3

[t4tbyler]

☆ trans flag colorpicked from this photo of Eddie

[spongelll]

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

[rydactyl]

They know I exist now and that feels like a Threat in the same way as the eye slowly opening when you're sneaking in skyrim and then suddenly- COMBAT

[tranniephannie]

free my boy daniel he did all that but still

[lizardsmp3]

fuji for first podcast guest when

[bluebirdlester]

ANOTHER ONE

[rydactyl]

Patreon VS Dip & Pips army of lesbians who were promised feet

[eli-evermore]

So, Dan has said that Phil is already forcing him to make tiktoks. And since they have their own 'Dan and Phil' tiktok account now, I need desperately need Dan and Phil to do the tiktok trend where one partner says "this is my partner and they're going to tell you about [insert special interest here] (or 'show you their collection [whayever]') and you BETTER be nice about it" except I want PHIL to be the ome "intimidating" The audience and I want Dan to tell us all about rollercoasters. I'm literally begging please

[rydactyl]

I present... Danne of Cleves.

[runningupthatvecna]

– gladiator 2 + text posts 3/?

[thememedaddy]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[bloodofjuno]

My two boys. And a monkey ig.

By Victorian orphan twink on Pinterest

[everything-but-the-not-natural]

Arthur's pov:

Merlin, Uther, the knights, frankly all of Camelot pov:

@catscraftsandcommentary @help-help-i-need-an-adult @0dde11eth @fandom-junk-drawer @random-apollo-child @thequeeninyellowlace @akelafang @kupocat

[onceandfuturehighpriestess]