@constable-nugget let’s rp
Howdy, I’m Richard Nixon.
*rolls in the Oval Office, keeping cowboy hat intact*
Howdee, Dick. Have ya considered seekin out a rep-ree-sentative pardner for yer candidacy?
*looks you up and down presidentially* I am not in need of a representative partner, but I am in need of a… life partner…
now listen here,, pardner…i am not involvin in the ho-mee-sexual lifestyle,
it is my executive decision that a fine looking nugget like you, should never be without a 37th president like me. Now lets g out to dinner… I promise I wont pass the bill.
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g’yall darn it dick, ya make a fine argument there. meet me at longhorn steakhouse at 6 tonight and be…ready to eat a hearty helpen of beef
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*walks into longhorn steak house at 6:01pm* being the 37th president allows me to be.. fashionably late. you look stunning, sheriff clint… I’m not a criminal but you… you’re stealing my heart.
oh boy diggity dang howdy, you charmer *sips drink*
dick, is yer wine makin ya feel like yer deep in the heart of texas?
dick?













