Ryder Lynn

Hey! Ryder Lynn here! Just chilling like a not villain

[courtneysgripling]

Normally around this time I’m super sad because summer’s over and I have to go to school instead. Not this year! I’m so pumped for senior year and the fact that me and my besties all have the same classes, it makes the AP Calc on my schedule look like child’s play. This is going to be the best year ever!

[ryder-healynn]

AP Calc? Ugh. I can barely deal with geometry. Hey, I have a question, do your schools really have couches instead of chairs? Because this girl in my science class keeps saying that you do, and that you don’t have to deal with the cramped in desks. 

[ryder-healynn]

So, just so everyone knows.

[flyrogenesischang]

But nothing; forget I said anything. I believe you.

[ryder-healynn]

Cool. I-It means a lot man. 

[ryder-healynn]

Heading up to Anacostia tomorrow!

[superjakepman-blog]

I’m afraid it’s a permanent condition. I’m very famous for playing it safe. I’m a whole eighteen years old and I haven’t died yet. A bike would definitely help my whole vibe. 

[ryder-healynn]

Shut up. I’m just saying-I know things have been...weird. I just wanted to make sure things are still good between us. Yet being the operative word I think, and that’s mostly thanks to me. Do you know what kind you want? 

[ryder-healynn]

Texts || Kyder

Kitty: Yeah right. It's okay if you're afraid, Ryder. We all know you always are.

Ryder: Like you've never been afraid before?

[ryder-healynn]

Texts || Kyder

Kitty: Riiiight. Like that's all I do. But let's pretend that's all I do. Do you really think you could punch me in the face, Ryder? Because if you do, I'd love to see you try it.

Ryder: I could, if I wanted to, but I don't hit girls.

Ryder: Or demon ladies that crawled their way out of hell to annoy me.

[ryder-healynn]

So, just so everyone knows.

[ryder-healynn]

flyrogenesischang:

Should I not? I want to believe you, but…

But what? 

[ryder-healynn]

Heading up to Anacostia tomorrow!

[ryder-healynn]

superjakepman:

Hmm…you’re kind of cute. They aren’t dangerous if you play it safe. And yeah, they’re hella cool. 

Really? I mean...still?  Right, because you’re so famous for playing safe. I guess it would give your leather jacket a little more umph, 

[ryder-healynn]

Heading up to Anacostia tomorrow!

[ryder-healynn]

superjakepman:

A junker car? Yeah, maybe. But why get a car when I could get a motorcycle?

A motorcycle? Really? Aren’t those super dangerous? I mean...cool, they’re super cool. 

[ryder-healynn]

Heading up to Anacostia tomorrow!

[ryder-healynn]

marvelous-marls:

Wow, summer really flew by. Did you have fun?

It was okay, I missed being home mostly. The bunkbeds in the dorms aren’t the nicest. 

[ryder-healynn]

Texts || Kyder

Kitty: Riiiight. Like you could ever do what I do.

Ryder: Punch someone in the face? I could punch someone in the face. Anyone could do that, you're just flashier about it.

[ryder-healynn]

Heading up to Anacostia tomorrow!

[ryder-healynn]

superjakepman:

Yeah, I guess. Those are ideas. I kind of feel like I want to spend it all on something big though.

Jeez, how much did you make? Are we talking car money?

[ryder-healynn]

Heading up to Anacostia tomorrow!

[ryder-healynn]

marvelous-marls:

So how much longer are you away for?

I’m coming home tonight, my parents are gonna be here any minute to pick me up. 

[ryder-healynn]

So, just so everyone knows. [Private]

[ryder-healynn]

samtheillusionist:

Dude, they’re like 7 and 9 years younger than me, they like go to bed when the sun goes to bed. They’re cute, but not exactly like awesome buddies or anything. I dunno, isn’t there some saying about a good friend bailing you out of jail and a best friend sitting in the cell with you? He could have at least kept you from having to share with some big creepy dude or something.

But you still have them, it’s a totally different thing. I’ve just got me and my parents and sometimes I just need someone else around. He...he didn’t know. he couldn’t have known. It’s not his fault. 

[ryder-healynn]

Heading up to Anacostia tomorrow!

[ryder-healynn]

marvelous-marls:

Like you’d even know… they sometimes come in surprising packages.

Yeah, guess so.

[ryder-healynn]

So, just so everyone knows. [Private]

[ryder-healynn]

samtheillusionist:

Not to go outside of the zone, nah. I’ve go plenty at home to keep me happy and entertained after curfew. Whatever you say, dude. I’m not real impressed with cheaters and guys who get their best friends in trouble and leave ‘em in jail, but your choice, not mine.

Yeah but you’ve got your brother and sister, I’m usually just hanging out on my own and Jake’s...things are just better when I’ve got him around, usually. What? You- Oh, you mean...right. Gotcha. Well what was he supposed to do, dude? Break through the wall and drag me out?

[ryder-healynn]

So, just so everyone knows.

[ryder-healynn]

flyrogenesischang:

My bad, I guess I read that wrong.

 You- You believe me, right? 

[ryder-healynn]

Texts || Kyder

Kitty: And yet you won't use your little power to help me out. Like honestly how often do even use it? You stay so far away from anything seriously dangerous that it makes your little gift entirely useless.

Ryder: I use it plenty enough. Besides, At least my power helps people. Congratz, you can beat people up. Woo. It's not like every other person in the world can't do that too.