do you believe in magic

sam i am and no, i don't like green eggs and ham What's up, dudes and dudettes? The name's Sam, and I'm a senior with killer abs and the football skills to match. If you don't know me for my football skills, then maybe you know me as the dude with the illusions that can make me whoever you want me to be... except I kinda like just being me. I'm big bro to the coolest kids in the whole Zone, and my impressions are hilarious 100% of the time. superhero squad part of a glee/mutant au roleplay

[comicpanels]

From Avengers #6 by Hickman/Kubert.

[samtheillusionist]

comicpanels:

From Avengers #6 by Hickman/Kubert.

[ryder-healynn]

So, just so everyone knows. [Private]

[samtheillusionist]

ryder-healynn:

Yeah but you’ve got your brother and sister, I’m usually just hanging out on my own and Jake’s…things are just better when I’ve got him around, usually. What? You- Oh, you mean…right. Gotcha. Well what was he supposed to do, dude? Break through the wall and drag me out?

Dude, they’re like 7 and 9 years younger than me, they like go to bed when the sun goes to bed. They’re cute, but not exactly like awesome buddies or anything. I dunno, isn’t there some saying about a good friend bailing you out of jail and a best friend sitting in the cell with you? He could have at least kept you from having to share with some big creepy dude or something.

[samtheillusionist]

freezeframefabray:

I want ice cream but I really don’t want to get off my couch. #lazysummergirlproblems

Too bad refrigerators don’t have wheels, huh?

[ryder-healynn]

So, just so everyone knows. [Private]

[samtheillusionist]

ryder-healynn:

Come on, you’ve never snuck out before? Not even once? Yeah, I know, I know. I can’t afford another accident like that. Jake- He’s not everyone’s cup of tea, I know that. But that doesn’t mean he’s not a good person. Maybe Tina just needed more of a Sam than a Jake. You’re just better for her, dude. 

Not to go outside of the zone, nah. I’ve go plenty at home to keep me happy and entertained after curfew. Whatever you say, dude. I’m not real impressed with cheaters and guys who get their best friends in trouble and leave ‘em in jail, but your choice, not mine.

[speedsterhudson-deactivated2016]

I can’t believe its August already

[samtheillusionist]

speedsterhudson:

Its definitely been eventful but overall, I can’t complain. A few days after graduation. I told her I wasn’t going to college this year, she told me she’d been lying to me our entire relationship and didn’t care, and I broke up with her. Its not that big of a deal. Dude, I start planning Halloween the day after Valentine’s Day. Its my favorite holiday, despite having an unnatural fear of clowns. I am going to be Batman this year and I just want it to be here already. 

Dude, that’s crazy. What was she even lying about? Valentine’s Day? Man, that’s going to be one epic party. I take stuff one holiday at a time; so like, no Halloween until 4th of July is over. Batman’s awesome, but I’m a Captain America guy... I wonder if I can convince Tina to go as Black Widow and we can make it a duo thing.

[samtheillusionist]

thehumansupernova:

Yeah, sure. Depends on how crappy your metabolism is, I think. I’ve been eating soooo much of it since the first time I’ve tried it with only a few soulcycles in between and I’m still just as cute and tiny as I was before.

You gotta be the luckiest girl I know; usually at this age dudes are the ones with the faster metabolisms. I don’t like taking chances, though -- gotta stick to salmon and no carbs when I can for my abs sake.

[samtheillusionist]

Thought I wasn’t flexible but...

[samtheillusionist]

flyrogenesischang:

I don’t know why I’m pretending I don’t care, honestly. 

Wait, have you actually worn one before?

Yeah, what good’s being a nice guy if people don’t like you? It’d get pretty lonely, bro.

It was like a football hazing kinda thing -- dunno how you got off scott-free, dude.

[freezeframefabray]

There comes a time in every girl's life when...

[samtheillusionist]

samtheillusionist:

It’s fine. They are barbies, but you don’t play with them. You know what, never mind. I don’t expect you to get it. Thanks for offering, but I don’t want to get rid of them. They are like, a collection. I treasure them.

Hey, no, I get it. That’s what I do with superhero action figures and stuff; Stacey tried to use them as princes to marry her Barbies and I flipped out on her for messing ‘em up. I’ve just never heard of people doing that with Barbies before.

[samtheillusionist]

Thought I wasn’t flexible but...

[samtheillusionist]

samtheillusionist:

No. I was about Stacy’s age when I started developing the powers. I just didn’t know it was powers that I had. I just remember that when I would drink warm water or something, I could feel the cup getting colder in my hands. I didn’t know until years later that it was a mutation.

Huh... that would be pretty nice, though, water tastes way better when it’s cold but I hate having to wait for ice to freeze and stuff, so usually it ends up being all lukewarm. I’ll keep more of an eye on Stacey and see if I can figure out what kinda power she’s getting.

[samtheillusionist]

flyrogenesischang:

Forget everything else, I need to become a video game developer just to bring some of those games to the modern age. Ok, yeah it would have been weird if you or Tina started dating Quinn, and I wouldn’t have been happy about it. But I wouldn’t have said you couldn’t do it. That’s the best thing about Anacostia; it’s not far enough away to make me uproot my entire life, but it’s a big enough step that I can mostly justify moving out of my parents’ house. Community college is still a pretty big change from high school. 

If you need a partner in crime when you open that business, I’m your guy. I guess, dude. I’m not Tina, so I don’t think I’ll ever totally understand it, but I care about her being happy and for some reason this is making her unhappy. Moving out’s gotta be awesome, man -- if my house ever gets too crowded I’m coming to visit. The schedule change’ll be nice for sure; I like not having as many classes to deal with. Or I think I’ll like it.

[freezeframefabray]

There comes a time in every girl's life when...

[samtheillusionist]

freezeframefabray:

Please don’t call me dude. No. I can’t hide them because if we move, I still have to get rid of them. As much as I would love to give them to Stacey, they aren’t barbies that you play with, you just admire them. They are collectibles. Don’t worry about it Sam.

Crap, sorry, Q, I always mess that up. That sucks that you’re moving; she’s not gonna take your stuff with you, even if you tell her it’s important? And...I coulda sworn you said they were Barbies, but I’m sure Stacey likes looking at pretty things, too. But don’t worry, I get it that you don’t wanna give your stuff away to anyone. 

[ryder-healynn]

So, just so everyone knows. [Private]

[samtheillusionist]

ryder-healynn:

I did, but I wasn’t really thinking of that. And hopefully there won’t be a next time either. I think I’m just gonna…hold off on the going out after curfew, at least for a while. I doubt you will, I mean you’re a great guy dude. She’s lucky to have you. Abs or no abs. 

Dude, going out after curfew’s always a bad idea, so that’s the smart way to go. Especially now that you’ve already got one on your record and you’re getting closer to 18, you’d be kinda screwed if they catch you again. I hope you’re right, man, but sometimes I remember that Jake’s like the total opposite of me and wonder how I got so lucky.

[samtheillusionist]

Thought I wasn’t flexible but...

[samtheillusionist]

flyrogenesischang:

You can’t let their narrow-mindedness hold you back. Be who you want to be. 

In case that wasn’t clear, though, I’m kidding. 

Man, you know I care what people think of me, I can’t help it.

I’m glad you were, though, these cheerleader costumes are kinda itchy.

[speedsterhudson-deactivated2016]

I can’t believe its August already

[samtheillusionist]

speedsterhudson:

I mean, damn, where did my summer go? Technically its still summer but like, school is already back in session. Crazy! But as for me, I’m already planning for Halloween. Mom gave me the okay and I’m going to throw a massive party at my house, complete with a horror barn. And everyone in the Zone is invited! Its going to be epic! 

Dude, seems like you’ve had a crazy summer! Including breaking up with Sugar -- when the heck did that happen? But dude, I’m glad you’re already planning Halloween so we can all hang together again even with different college plans and stuff. Do you have a costume picked already?

[samtheillusionist]

thehumansupernova:

There’s nothing to ask about the single thing. Finn and I broke up that’s all there is. Cookie butter being edible heaven is much more interesting to talk about.

Right, got it -- no boyfriend, but so much cookie butter it doesn’t matter. That would probably do a number on my abs, though, I can’t imagine how much I’d have to work out to still look awesome after that.

[samtheillusionist]

Thought I wasn’t flexible but...

[samtheillusionist]

freezeframefabray:

That doesn’t sound very good… Shadows sound negative. Maybe she has early signs of shape shifting or illusions like you do.

Yeah, that’s why I kind of hoped I was imagining it; I don’t want her to end up with like dark powers or anything. But it could just be a symptom of something else, and it’s way too early to be sure, right?

[samtheillusionist]

thehumansupernova:

Oh my god. I just found my trademark favorite food for when I’m super famous and people send me an unreasonable amount of swag. Cookie butterWell, technically I didn’t find it, my bff did. But since she found it while shopping for my Singles Only, literal Netflix and Chill sesh/sleepover, I’m taking partial credit for it.

But anyway, cookie butter is the greatest thing known to mankind, not only because it’s the best thing that I’ve ever tasted ever but it actually managed to make gingerbread taste good! I’m kinda legit mad, I never tasted it until recently. It’s freaking heavenly.

Okay, so... I’m pretty sure you want me to focus on the cookie butter thing, does that mean I shouldn’t even ask about the single thing?