d e f l a t e d

As Peter Pan once said, "Think of all the joy you'll find when you leave the world behind and bid your cares goodbye."

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arty-wolff:

“P-probably…a-and that’s why I request that we get I-ice cream after”

“Request; granted.”

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quietlysydney:

“I cut my hair!”

“All you have to do is sleep with curlers in and you and I could be twins.”

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quietlysydney:

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed Sex don’t sleep when the lights are off Kids are still depressed when you dress them up And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup He’s still dead when you’re done with the bottle Of course it’s a corpse that you keep in the cradle Kids are still depressed when you dress them up Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

Blood money, blood money How did you afford this ring that I love, honey? “Just another shift at the drug company,” He doesn’t think I’m that fucking dumb does he? It doesn’t matter what you pull up to your home We know what goes on inside You call that ass your own, we call that silicone Silly girl, we’re silly, boys.

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed, sex don’t sleep when the lights are off. Kids are still depressed when you dress them up, and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup.

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arty-wolff:

“I-I will be r-right there w-with you”

“You always know how to convince me, huh? You could probably get me to do anything.”

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arty-wolff:

“B-But I w-wish for y-you to be healthy”

“It’s scary, though.”

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arty-wolff:

“W-We must f-fgure out what t-this is m-my love. I-It would be bad if it was t-too late a-and serious.”

“...I don’t like when doctors find things.”

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alyss-queenofhearts:

“A very merry birthday to me.” Alyss sings to herself to the tune of “The Unbirthday Song” From Alice in Wonderland. All she did was drop the un. “To who? To me!”

“Loser,” is all Ryder gets out through his laughs, hugging his best friend from behind. “Old idiot.”

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arty-wolff:

“T-That is n-not v-very g-good m-My ry… Do y-you want m-me to go with you to t-the doctors?”

“Is it even necessary to go to the doctors? I just wanna stay here.”

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*outside*

*sees someone they know and goes up behind them, putting her hands over their eyes* G-Guess who!

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…I’m gonna say Bill Nye. Am I right?

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*squeals happily and lets him go* No!

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{Ryder turns around and hugs her tight.} You're free!

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*outside*

*sees someone they know and goes up behind them, putting her hands over their eyes* G-Guess who!

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...I'm gonna say Bill Nye. Am I right?

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I want to go camping. Like the weather is too good for sleeping inside.

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But bugs.

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arty-wolff:

“…D-Did you h-hit your head?”

“I don’t think I did, I don’t remember.”

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text ✉ open

Sophia: Oh so you are not gonna help out your cousin? Okay....I will just go to bar and drink my feelings alone

Ryder: ok one i am underaged i could get in serious trouble and two i'm trying not to resort to becoming an alcoholic again so why not play twister with me instead

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text ✉ open

Sophie: someone needs to take me out for drinks like now!

Ryder: i would but i shouldn't go near alcohol ever again and also i am underaged

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byejesse:

I didn’t - no. I just remember be woken up by a screaming father who came home early.

Now for the most important question; did someone steal your pants? I hear that’s an ongoing joke if you’re drunk at parties or in public.

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alyss-queenofhearts:

“i- uh… I’m sorry. I’ve just… Be kinda isolated and alone. My cousin likes to talk to me about marriage issues and is drains me.”

“Hey, you’ve got your cousin. As whiny as she may be, you’ve got her. But yeah, boyfriend’s fine. Just keep doors open and all that.” He glances at the dog, who was grooming himself at this point, before turning back to her. “Wanna come with me to bring him to the shelter, then we can start moving your stuff? Or is there some moving procedure thing?”

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byejesse:

Nah- gotta happen at least twice for it to count or else. 

I’m kidding, obviously but do you even remember why you were upside down? The worst I had was when I woke up underneath someone’s couch.

Nope, the entire night before was just gone for me. Did you at least know the person whose couch it was?