settle down;

ryder; we get back to my house, your arms, my mouth.

[wiildflvwer]

Oh you should, they’re epic.

[rydermaybe-blog]

If this show doesn't work out, I was seriously considering So You think You Can Dance.

[fcktatiana]

If you’re ever sad, remember that Lindsay Lohan had to live The Parent Trap twice.

[rydermaybe-blog]

If you're ever sad, remember that Zac Efron has a 'YOLO' tattoo.

[ffskristi-blog]

Does that mean we can make bigger explosions happen after we handle the mild arson? Because that would be the definition of exciting.

[rydermaybe-blog]

That's exactly what that means. Shit-- we could eventually work up to explosions on an action movie level, if you wanted.

[duhpeyton]

Oh my god haha. I would pay to see you do that. They are, I agree. I’m Peyton by the way!

[rydermaybe-blog]

If we actually end up getting sparklers, you won't have to pay. It's nice to meet you, Peyton-- I'm Ryder.

[wiildflvwer]

Oh, it’s a wonderful day to be American. Nice dancing too.

[rydermaybe-blog]

I pride myself on my amazing dancing skills.

[ffskristi-blog]

I mean I guess I could be down for the nuclear level, but considering I haven’t done much of blowing up shit in my lifetime I think it would be smart to start small, so let’s go with mild arson.

[rydermaybe-blog]

Yeah, I'm a bit inexperienced when it comes to blowing shit up in general, so... Mild arson it is.

[duhpeyton]

Oh my god, I love Sparklers. When I was younger my cousin and I would always write things like our names and stuff in the air and watch them go up in smoke. We totally need to get them!

[rydermaybe-blog]

My little sister always did that. I just like running around with them like I'm in a Rihanna music video; they're a gift to the human race, real talk.

[ffskristi-blog]

Does this mean we get to blow shit up?  Because I really want to do that.

[rydermaybe-blog]

Blow shit up... on which level? Like, a nuclear level or just some mild arson? 'Cause I'm all for blowing shit up on the mild arson level.

[duhpeyton]

We totally should! I love fireworks.

[rydermaybe-blog]

Me, too. And I don't know if they count as fireworks, but those popper things that you throw at the ground are super cool. Oh, and sparklers. Gotta have the sparklers.

[duhpeyton]

Happy Fourth Of July!

[rydermaybe-blog]

Happy Fourth Of July! We should go buy fireworks-- lots of 'em.

[rydermaybe-blog]

I'm only patriotic one day a year and today is that day... 'Murica.

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[fcktatiana]

If you’re as good as a baker as you say you are, we should be fine. If you’re not— I will be very disappointed that you’re building our relationship on lies.

[rydermaybe-blog]

You won't be disappointed, promise.

[fcktatiana]

I guess we do— Oh, good, I was worried you’d be awful in the kitchen and I’d have to save our asses. How about we do it tonight, then? I can whip out some Cuban dessert recipes my mom taught me and we’ll be done.

[rydermaybe-blog]

Tonight sounds great. You'll have to help me out with the Cuban desserts, though, 'cause I've never tried to make anything like that. You may still end up having to save our asses.

[fcktatiana]

You are.

But PS, we have to bake something and we have to bake it soon.

[rydermaybe-blog]

Noted.

Don't we have to bake several somethings? I'm an ace baker, for the record-- just call me Betty Crocker. But in all seriousness, I'm up for doing it whenever you are.

[fcktatiana]

Yeah, I’m finding out that’s the problem with me— I genuinely think it’s cute, though.

[rydermaybe-blog]

Good, good. That means I'm doing something right.

[fcktatiana]

How cute.

[rydermaybe-blog]

I'm trying to figure out whether you're being sarcastic or you genuinely think it's cute, but it's not working out too well.