Don't get too close

Ryder | 21 | Single I like tattoos, weed, good beer and chicks.

[zayncangetsome]

[ryderstjames]

@mooreofzack: earlobe

@ryderhard: @mooreofzack stop being weird

[ryderstjames]

@moveslikejagger: @ryderhard No

@ryderhard: @moveslikejagger :((

[ryderstjames]

@ryderhard: WHAT'S UP WINNIPEG?!

@ryderhard: No really it's my day off entertain me

[fyonedirection]

[ryderstjames]

last person you had sex with?

Some random I picked up at the club.

[harrystylesdaily]

[ryderstjames]

@thisjustinthewater: @@#@@@

@ryderhard: @thisjustinthewater you don't say

[ryderstjames]

Some guy came in today looking to get his girlfriend's name tattooed on his ribcage. So I laughed at him and called him an idiot, then my boss sent me home.

[munchiesmilo]

@oliveratdawoods from when i met these ass hats to now. #TransformationTuesday

[ryderstjames]

ooc;

[vivianweller]

Oh, sorry. Want to come in? 

[ryderstjames]

Why yes, yes I do.

[vivianweller]

Doris who?

[ryderstjames]

Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

[vivianweller]

Who’s there?

[ryderstjames]

Doris.

[vivianweller]

Someone tell me a joke… anyone.  I’m in desperate need of a good laugh. 

[ryderstjames]

Knock, knock. 

[moveslikejaggercohen-deactivate]

Yeah, I know. I love you too. Not in a gay way. Ugh, Hot Cheetos are nasty, but fine.

[ryderstjames]

But they are my favorite. Bring yourself some doritos. 

[finleyollivander-blog]

I take it upon myself to make judgements of others based on what I see, not what I hear. If you want me to believe it, I’ll have to see some monster-like behavior. You seem like a normal guy to me.

[ryderstjames]

Okay. Get this, okay? So, I slept with this girl, right, because I thought she was really awesome and beautiful, and I just wanted to, y'know? But like, she was a virgin, I took her virginity, and I didn't make it special or anything. I hurt her. I mean, she said I hurt her, that she regretted it, that she couldn't stop washing her sheets, that's how disgusted she was with me, so I mean...clearly, I have to be some kind of a monster, because the girls I like, they either fuck off and don't let me see them, or they think I'm a disgusting piece of shit. So you see, I am a monster. I am.