Runaway Baby

Vivian. Nineteen. Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.

[ramona-ward]

  I’m a sucker for bad jokes!

[vivianweller]

Well, than I guess it's your lucky day!

[vivianweller]

Anyone up for getting coffee with me? You get to listen to bad jokes plus free coffee. 

[munchiesmilo]

Well, I am glad I have an unlimited amount of hot chocolate and money at my fingertips. Honestly, how do poor people survive the cold?

[vivianweller]

Coffee shops.  

[ryderstjames]

Some guy came in today looking to get his girlfriend’s name tattooed on his ribcage. So I laughed at him and called him an idiot, then my boss sent me home.

[vivianweller]

I'd probably do the same thing.  My ex tried to convince me to get matching tattoos and I told him why would I ever get something that has no meaning to me.  Needless to say why he's my ex. 

[missylbr-deactivated20131206]

I really like Katy Perry’s new song, Unconditionally. Its better than most on her album.

[vivianweller]

Much better than Roar... god that song gives me a headache. 

[finleyollivander-blog]

Jesus, I’m never going to get all of this work done.

[vivianweller]

Never say never.  What's it for?

[yo-itscal-deactivated20131123]

Oh, hell.

My head.

[vivianweller]

Have a little too much fun? 

[bombshellblondes]

I’ve got paint, overalls, and a bunch of paint rollers. Anyone wanna spend the day painting the walls of my house blue with me? 

[bombshellblondes]

[vivianweller]

I love painting! Count me in! 

[veronicasawyerz-blog]

Have confidence in who you are and don’t be afraid to go for what you really want in life.

[oliver-hampton]

Have confidence in who you are and don’t be afraid to go for what you really want in life, because that’s how I lived my life and I wouldn’t change a thing.

[jussteen]

  Fair enough.

[vivianweller]

So what makes it your best friend? 

[jussteen]

I’m not into drugs.

[vivianweller]

And I'm not into alcohol. 

[jussteen]

Alcohol is the best friend you can have.

[vivianweller]

False.  Mary-Jane is. 

[moveslikejaggercohen-deactivate]

  Really terrible jokes. One time I told a knock knock joke where when they said who’s there, I said “me”. When they said “me who?” I literally didn’t have a punchline, like… it was just me.

[vivianweller]

Dear, that was terrible.  Do you have any sense of humor at all?  Makes me wonder how you attract women without being funny...

[moveslikejaggercohen-deactivate]

  Sorry, I don’t have a sense of humor.

[vivianweller]

What do you have then? 

[duratixn]

  I don’t mind copycats, if it’s a concept I really love, because everyone has their own outlook on things. But I don’t like a lot of the stuff on cause it never catches my eye.

[vivianweller]

I'm sick of seeing the ongoing shows of vampires.  That's all I see on tv anymore.  That's why Netflix exists, so you can discover new shows.

[ryderstjames]

Why yes, yes I do.

[vivianweller]

Okay, I unlocked. You can only come in if you have food.