Rye

✨ Being your own target audiance final boss ✨ I'd have more time to write self indulgent fanfiction if I wasn't so busy laughing at my own jokes.

[scarlct-vvitch]

it's 3am and grace looks over at rocky like "would you still love me if i was a worm? 🥺" and rocky, already in the seventh circle of codependency, says There Is No Universe In Which I Do Not Cherish You. You Are The Most Important Thing In My Life. I Would Do Everything Over Again For You. No Matter What Form You Take I Will Find A Way To Care For You. What Is This Worm You Speak Of. and the translator chugs out "yes. what is worm, question?" and grace is like "aw thanks buddy :)" and starts talking about worms while rocky starts designing the xenonite suit immediately just so he can beat the laptop to death with his bare(ish) hands

[aroace-ryland-grace]

so how many times do we think grace has tripped down these stairs

[erkythehero23]

Rocky is 5'4.

5'5 with the boots.

[the-hyperfixated-queer1056]

Ok have we ever considered Rocky trying to lie to Grace but because of his grammar he literally says “lie” after it.

Grace: “Hey, Rocky? What are you doing?”

Rocky, doing something that will almost certainly blow up: “…Nothing, lie”

[hootylover2000]

"average person eats 3 taumoeba a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 taumoeba per year. Taumoebas Grace, who lives on Erid & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[currishfoolborngudgeon]

I really do love that we've collectively decided that Adrian is the Eridian equivalent of Jessica Rabbit. They're so super hot and everyone is trying to court them while Rocky is away, especially now that it's been like ~50 years, but they just won't because no one could brighten their day like Rocky, and if Rocky doesn't come back, the sun might as well die.

[trashcanniballecter]

Fuck you, Grace won't die before Rocky. Because (hand wavy science that doesn't actually make sense) Eating all that Taumeba gave him a similar life span as Eridians! Him eating the star eater eaters definitely would have an effect! If he continued eating Taumeba long enough he could theoretically become immortal

[c4t1l1n4]

Chat, is this anything?

[deervsheadlights]

[possibly-emu]

Phm textposts because thinking about this movie makes me ill /pos

[ryemiffie]

[hachinana87]

Influence

[empire-of-light]

(insp.)

[car-fer]

Paradox (1/18)

So... I try to make my own Bloody Mary AU.. hehehe this is going to be a long one so bear with me🥹🙏

I'm not super smart, so don't expect something scientifically accurate.. And I know from the very start that I'll be too lazy to actually color it, so I decided to make it in sketchy greyscale... It's also not a very traditional comic style with strict paneling so.. I'm really just winging it and hope for the best 🤣

[sleepy-n-thinkin-stuff]

Grace sometimes forgetting Simon is on the ship and he does something super embarrassing while Rocky isnt around so he's like "Oh thank God no one saw that", only to turn around and see Simon in the back like this

[t00thpasteface]

meme redraw. grace turn around your you is burning

[ryemiffie]

I'm sorry guys we have to blow him up with our minds, sorry guys it can't be helped

Everyone focus your energy we have to blow him up with our minds. Look him in the eyes when you do it guys it's for the best