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✨ Being your own target audiance final boss ✨ I'd have more time to write self indulgent fanfiction if I wasn't so busy laughing at my own jokes.

[crackshipsandregret]

Grace and Simon sharing custody of a plant

the first plant grown on erid is their baby

[stiffyck]

Vampire who just really needs to bite something.

[ryemiffie]

Wow it's so cool that Ryland Grace is related to Ghost Rider

[zathrynn]

Guys the mirror trick worked, THEY’RE HERE!! 🙌💗💗

(Lyrics from “My Moon, My Man” by Feist 💐)

[spooky-beanz]

just bros picking up their bros

[coern]

seeing plushies of a character you like that you dont have and cant get will inspire feelings of greed and envy in you only described in ancient stories about gods smiting people into slugs for experiencing desire

[jube-art]

How do you feel about Bloodymary and the Coltland twins? 👀

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I’ve seen like three pieces of fanart where Rocky somehow gets connection to earth and finds out Grace is in the tumblr Sexyman contest and has no idea what that is or what that means and asks Grace, but I’ve yet to see anything of Grace explaining it to him and I’m now imagining a fic where Rocky finds out about the tumblr Sexyman contest and that his human made the contest and Grace has to explain everything

[djpachipikachu]

happy pride month

[feriowind]

alien loving scientist who cries and yells a lot?? okay u got me....

[fixaidea]

Watching the human sleep

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

me: so you see there was no other choice she could have made. im sure even you understand that, despite how it hurt you. it was one life against the rest of the world, and i know it’s unforgivable, but to say that her decisions came from anywhere other than a place of deep, aching love for humanity is a complete misreading of her character.

ryland grace, still trapped in my pocket dimension: so the flag is a sunset?

me: yes, yes. anyway. what they just don’t understand is that stratt loved the world enough to hurt it. and it killed her, truly. but she hurt it in order to save it. a callous, cold person could never have done what she did.

ryland grace: and i can just say no to sex and romance now, and it’s okay?

[giologyyart]

my headcanon is that simon is not in fact stupid and knows what he is doing all the time, but then he also forgets he is hot as hell and that has some big effects on grace

rocky just don't undertands humans and their emotions at all, if attracted why not together forever, question?????

[emptyingthespiral]

friendly reminder

grace is the same man who wrote a paper and called a section ‘why the Goldilocks zone is for idiots’ (AND HE WAS FUCKING RIGHT) and called someone, a very high remarked scholar in the science field, a ‘staggering waste of carbon’… and also wanted to give stratt a piece of his mind for shipping him off to space

plus he literally threw shit during the astrophage experiments and when he found out abt the taumoeba leak

also more for book people, Dr. Lokken, their first interaction… was just them bitching abt possible evolution or astrophage and whether or not its possible that it could be connect to earth. :)))

anyways. Yes, grace can be a sopping wet cat. But he was also in academia which means you gotta stand by what you believe is right. And then he got shunned from it and became a school teacher who dealt with rowdy kids, kids who start fucking puberty (that shit is scary and an emotional ride), and then he was the second in command of the petrova task force.

also, book banter between stratt and grace is fun

[scarlct-vvitch]

it's 3am and grace looks over at rocky like "would you still love me if i was a worm? 🥺" and rocky, already in the seventh circle of codependency, says There Is No Universe In Which I Do Not Cherish You. You Are The Most Important Thing In My Life. I Would Do Everything Over Again For You. No Matter What Form You Take I Will Find A Way To Care For You. What Is This Worm You Speak Of. and the translator chugs out "yes. what is worm, question?" and grace is like "aw thanks buddy :)" and starts talking about worms while rocky starts designing the xenonite suit immediately just so he can beat the laptop to death with his bare(ish) hands

[aroace-ryland-grace]

so how many times do we think grace has tripped down these stairs

[erkythehero23]

Rocky is 5'4.

5'5 with the boots.