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[ryjelsum]

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[christianstepmoms]

[ryjelsum]

doomscrolling

[ryjelsum]

the kittens we got in late october or so are getting massive its like we accidentally got the clifford cat kibble. one of them is 9 months old and is already our heaviest cat ever out of like, 15 in my lifetime, and he's not even particularly fat he is just incredibly broad chested and has thick ass paws and looks like one of those bodybuilder dudes with no neck as a cat

[ryjelsum]

these cats were born outdoors to a stray mother and i think they are half bobcat maybe because they have little points on their ears and are Big Big

[ryjelsum]

the kittens we got in late october or so are getting massive its like we accidentally got the clifford cat kibble. one of them is 9 months old and is already our heaviest cat ever out of like, 15 in my lifetime, and he's not even particularly fat he is just incredibly broad chested and has thick ass paws and looks like one of those bodybuilder dudes with no neck as a cat

[ryjelsum]

doomscrolling

[ryjelsum]

Apparently some [4chan] boards allowed uploading PDF files, but the site never checked if the PDF file was an actual PDF file. Once a PDF file was uploaded it was passed to a version of Ghostscript from 2012 which would generate a thumbnail. So the attacker found an exploit where uploading a PDF with the right PostScript commands could give the attacker shell access.

fucking lol

[noknowshame]

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

[brbeth]

I think...you might be right

[brownheadedcowbird]

what the fuck

[tenaflyviper]

Isn't this also what happened with Peter Pan and the name "Wendy"?

[reye-chan]

yeah wendy was a name j.m. barrie made up iirc and it got adopted as a diminuitive of gwendolyn afterward

[ryjelsum]

i still havent finished any of homestuck since their "megapause" and i don't think i ever will. i think by the time hussie and co got to the point where they realized they needed to stop doing serialized storytelling and actually lock in a story arc they had just lost me completely and i was only reading due to having already read everything else + people around me

[ryjelsum]

over half of the characters in homestuck never should have existed in the first place and i'm not afraid to say it

[ryjelsum]

i still havent finished any of homestuck since their "megapause" and i don't think i ever will. i think by the time hussie and co got to the point where they realized they needed to stop doing serialized storytelling and actually lock in a story arc they had just lost me completely and i was only reading due to having already read everything else + people around me

[hungwy]

i just dont believe the beatles ever recorded or produced any music at all

[normal-horoscopes]

[creepycrag]

[smoke-in-the-wind]

it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?

[filthburger]

[pinklikepeonies-deactivated2025]

the secret lives of real birbs!

[ryjelsum]

going to curse the internet so that whenever someone posts a screenshot of a webpage without linking to the webpage they will trip over something in an embarrassing but non-harmful way in a highly visible location irl some time in the future

[charmyou-deactivated20230228]

wait wait wait mutuals rb this with a description of ur voice

[robotsfrombeyondthestars]