penis music for the soul

[quietwingsinthesky]

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

[puncertainty]

its funny because i drew this at work while pretending to work

[nyancrimew]

gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit

[nyancrimew]

"this is really gonna hurt the male community"

[bunjywunjy]

"borders arent real you should just be able to go wherever" okay so how do you feel about the russian invasion of ukraine?

that post is about how I should be able to go over here or possibly also over there without getting yelled at, it was never that deep. pls take deep breaths for a sec

[meduseld]

[cryptotheism]

You can make birds so simple

[im-mender]

oracle bone script

bronze script

seal script

[cryptotheism]

I literally applied for access to a chinese digital repository of Zhou era pottery artifacts to make this.

[wizardarchetypes]

getting my labs done today i was thinking about years ago when i went to the doctor and i was like 'i've been to another doctor already but he wouldn't listen to me. something's wrong. i've never been this tired in all my life. i know i'm in college and i know i have depression but this is different. please you have to try something.'

so the doctor (back then) ordered labs and it turned out my vitamin d level was like 5 or 7 and i've never seen a doctor so elated about lab results in my entire life. she said, 'it's never. vitamin d. but it is this time. we can fix this. you're going to feel better.'

she was literally like

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[postpoeticparadox]

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

[roach-works]

this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying

[anxietyproblem]

[kingofdoma]

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[gardengnosticator]

[a-molecular-machine]

[respocked]

sisko is not beating the "will give you a runabout" allegations lmao he agrees before odo tells him what it's for. just like. sure odo. here's the keys

[mitchipedia]

[cumaeansibyl]

if the tech teacher doesn't know what linux is then he deserves whatever mayhem this middle schooler is going to inflict

[morrowsmotto]

“i’m a girl”

“i’m a boy”

okay well i sing songs until the break of dawn??? i embrace??? a new man every night??? my life’s one???? never ending????? carnival????? a world of??? boozy floozy?????? flashing lights?????

[maxattax11]

"But I asked Chatgpt and it said-"

Yeah bud? Well I asked Karnak in his few remaining moments and his final wisdom after reading thousands of human fortunes is this. Your lucky number is 7. You will soar to great heights. Be sure to ride the Cyclone.

[ngc-5194]

stupid fucking thing

[quirkybrittany-blog]

i want to study at a British university

i will spell color as colour and use degrees celcius. i would watch Sherlock on BBC all night while drinking a cuppa tea with my flatmates. i’ll have fish and chips every day that’s worth 5 quid. i would go to gaff parties every night. i am also more likely to meet chavs, One Direction, Ed Sheeran and the Queen.

i wish i was british :(

[thefirstpaleontologist]

the real gag here is the idea you could get fish and chips for only 5 quid. 2013 was a fairer time