ghidora apologist

caroline | 27 | cool grandpa

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[caffedorzo]

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Remaining time: 3 days 11 hours

[brownheadedcowbird]

and the song of the summer, for the 24th year in a row, is “american girls” by counting crows featuring a bonus crow, sheryl

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[librarycards]

@podcastlesbian

[vultures-nest]

im studying histology and i just like the little guys that work so hard to keep our organisms up and running

[finalset]

It’ll never be too late but I still want it now

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[magpie-trove]

“Do it afraid” I do everything that way! I’d like to do it normal for once thanks!

[banhmigoddess]

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[urie]

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

[brownheadedcowbird]

I’m the only resident in my department from the US so I want to take the others to the local rodeo for the experience but 1. it’s on 9/11 and 2. it sounds like they’re going hard for the 250th… is that going to be too much America? they’re from Australia, France, Japan, and Korea

[brownheadedcowbird]

i was on board with this until we were hanging out today and one of them asked if i knew anyone who voted for trump. i was like. we live in a wheat field. do you see the hats and flags. they ALL voted for trump. she was shocked. girl i need to tell you something about a good 50% of our coworkers and students right now immediately and you’re not going to like it

[brownheadedcowbird]

I’m the only resident in my department from the US so I want to take the others to the local rodeo for the experience but 1. it’s on 9/11 and 2. it sounds like they’re going hard for the 250th… is that going to be too much America? they’re from Australia, France, Japan, and Korea

[thexphial]

Old person question

Do you use an actual computer at home?

Yes, a desktop

Yes, a laptop

Yes, both desktop and laptop

No, but I have a tablet

No, I do everything on my phone

Other

Remaining time: 14 hours 4 minutes

[brownheadedcowbird]

i see the videos that some ultrarunner content creators put out and i think that maybe this will be their cause of death someday. like this is serious mountaineering but you're wearing running shoes with nothing but a hydration pack. idk how fast or fit you are man it only takes one wrong step and you're stranded or worse, 20 miles from the trailhead. i know your ass is not carrying the ten essentials!

[onceiwashere]

literally sincerely the people's princess

[thepoisonjackal]

Cuddling into bed with new oc scenerio to imagine before bed is like when your favorite youtuber posts a new hour long video for you to eat dinner with. Good feeling the both of them