aesthetic queen wannabe

Ryley // 15 // pansexual // she/her

[trashingtonjr-deactivated202203]

idk if this has been done before but like,,,hear me out,,,eddie kaspbrak dancing to queen’s “i want to break free”,,,just imagine our sweet wheezy boy jamming out to such a pure song

[i-am-a-fish]

tweeter (:

[simplejaeden]

richie tozier, IT2017

[pokozart]

[l-is-for-loser]

Well Mr. Hader, your character watched the love of his life d i e in his arms, it’s only natural to get a bit emotional.

[ryleyalorah-blog]

Richie: do you want to know your gay name

Eddie: my… gay name?

Richie: yeah, it’s your first name—

Eddie: ha, ha, very funny

Richie, getting down on one knee: —and my last name

Eddie: oh my god

[rreeddiiee-blog]

eddie: richie, what’s wrong?

richie: i went for a piss while still wearing my microphone and the whole conference heard me call the urinal a “thirsty boy”

[stenbrough]

do you hear that?

it’s the sound of the fandom floating back to derry

[eddie-and-richie]

Some of you are not still obsessing over a movie that came out almost 2 years ago about a clown that tries to kill 7 kids and honestly it shows

[eddie-and-richie]

“Strawberries and Cigarettes” being taken off of spotify is literally homophobic

[ryleyalorah-blog]

excuse me what now

[stellarbisexual]

prompt: eddie accidentally coming across richie masturbating (before they’re together, pre-relationship) 👀

UGH I COULDN’T MAKE THIS NSFW–FOR SOME REASON, THIS IS WHAT CAME OUT. BUT HOPEFULLY YOU LIKE IT ANYWAY! (I maaaaaay do a sequel, but it wouldn’t be *super* porny…)

reddie / it fandom

Eddie’s visiting Richie at his college, where he has a single room.  Besties with sexual tension, ahoy!

“Hey, you got any mouthwa–oh shit!”  Eddie turns away, the door to Richie’s dorm room still propped open by his foot, fingers pressed into his eyelids, trying to will away the flash of Richie’s dick he got as he poked his head in just moments ago.  “Rich, seriously?!”  He’d at least had the decency to fling the comforter back over himself to cover up.  “I was gone for, like, two seconds.”

“I haven’t had any alone time since you got here!  A man has needs!  And your nighttime routine usually takes a good twenty minutes.  I can come twice in that amount of time.”

Eddie lets out a desperate laugh.  “Oh my God.  I’ll just.  I’ll do without mouthwash tonight.  Do what you gotta do.”  He shuffles back into the bathroom across the hall, red-faced and heart pounding, smiling around his toothbrush.  He makes sure to spend an extra ten minutes on getting ready for bed on top of his usually twenty, just to cover his bases.

When he comes back, Richie’s laying stick straight in bed, some sci-fi novel propped open on his stomach.  Eddie slips into the twin bed beside him and gets comfortable.  It’s a challenge; Richie’s bed isn’t his own, and suddenly he has a hard time not thinking about all he gets up to in it, both alone and not alone.  The thought of not alone makes his stomach turn a little.  

“Rich?”

“Yeah?”

“How often do you…?”

“Usually twice a day.  When I don’t have company.”  Richie continues reading his book, Eddie notices with a smile.  He’s always prided himself on multitasking.  Eddie’s missed seeing it in person.  “How ‘bout you?”

“Richie.”

“Eddie.”  Richie puts on a deep mocking voice as he says it.

Eddie turns away, onto his side, before revealing, “Well, I never have.”  He hears Richie’s book come down onto his stomach to rest, finally.

“Get the fuck outta here.  Seriously?”

“Don’t make fun of me.”

“I’m not.  I wouldn’t.”  He can sense Richie turn onto his side, too, facing him.  “I just.  It surprises me.”

Eddie smirks, peering at him over his shoulder.  “Why the fuck would it surprise you?  Have you met my mother?”

“Yeah, but you’re just so.  I’ve always seen you as a very sexual person.”

Eddie turns back onto his back.  He wants to see Richie’s face right now.

“And I mean, you’re truly adorable.  If I were you, I’d be touching myself all the time.”

Eddie slaps both hands over his face and laughs.  “Oh my God.  I’m laying in bed with you, and you’re using a pickup line.”  Richie simply gives him a toothy grin.  “When you say you see me as a sexual person, what do you mean?”

“Uh,” Richie says, flopping onto his back and picking up his book again.  “We probably shouldn’t talk about this right now.”

“No, I want to know.”

“It’s hard to explain,” Richie sighs.  “I just… I can see you that way.  Easily.”

He doesn’t take his eyes off Richie’s face, watching it carefully, hoping for something.  “What way?”

“Eddie.”

“Richie.”  He throws Richie’s own mocking voice back at him.

Richie shuts his book, and this time he chucks it across the room so it lands right on the windowsill.  “Alright.  You know how some people you just can’t picture doing anything with anyone?  Or don’t want to?”

“Yeah.  I guess so.”

“Well… you’re not in that category.”

Eddie can’t hide his smile.  “…I wouldn’t think you’d see me that way.”

“Full of surprises, that’s me.”  Richie’s hands flail, looking for something to occupy them again and failing.  “Do you wanna go to sleep now?”

Eddie shakes his head and turns full-body toward Richie, propping his head up on one of his hands.  

Richie throws him a playful smirk.  “You seriously never have?  Never?”

“I’ve tried, but just always felt too weird or guilty.  Or like I’d do it wrong.”

“So long as it feels good, you’re not doing it wrong.”  He looks at Eddie and sighs.  “You’ve gotta stop looking at me like that.”

“Like what?”

“That.”

Eddie notices Richie’s blushing.  “…Or what?”

“Or I’m gonna tackle you.”

Eddie bites his lip.  

Richie shrugs.  “Alright, that’s it.”  He throws one impossibly long leg over Eddie’s hips, mounting him, and starts tickling mercilessly.  Eddie shrieks, trying to curl up and protect himself but unable to; Richie’s just too fucking gangly.  His goddamn limbs are everywhere.  Eddie’s stronger, though, especially now that he’s actually been hitting the weight room at his own college, and throws Richie back on his back, finagling his way on top and pinning his wrists to the bed.  “Oh yeah, this is one of the things I pictured.”

“Shut the fuck up!”  Eddie’s blushing now.  He pinches Richie’s side.  

Richie winces but doesn’t struggle; he looks pretty comfortable, actually.  Eddie shifts his hips just to feel what it feels like.  He knows he’s hard, but he’s not sure if Richie is, and he wonders wildly if he could get him there.  He wonders–  “You’re lookin’ real good, Kaspbrak,” Richie interrupts his thoughts, his big, square palms landing on Eddie’s bare thighs.  His eyes go huge behind his glasses as Eddie releases one of his wrists to palm the side of his face, thumb playing just at the corner of his full mouth.  

Eddie leans in just a little.  “Can I…?”

Richie nods.

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[lesbiansunrise]

wlw be like: wanna hold gorl

[xfilescat]

Will the demogorgon’s coming. Oh my god he has airpods in. He can’t hear us. Oh my god

[hauntedandlovesick]

Just wanted to say: All BNHA ships are valid, as long as they don’t involve pedophilia, romanticized abuse/harassment, or Mineta. 

[reddiesmagic-deactivated2022052]

richie: on a scale from one to ten you’re a nine because i’m the one you need.

eddie: i am a ten.

richie: eddie, it’s a pickup line-

eddie: I. AM. A. TEN.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

[reddies-spaghetti]

Richie: Eds, there’s something I wanna ask you. But I’m afraid because if you say no it’ll destroy me and make me a criminal.

Eddie: Well I haven’t said no to you lately, have I?

Richie: Eddie, I- *looks in his pocket* dammit where’s that card?

Eddie: What card?

Richie: Oh I wrote down what I was gonna say on a card! * starts rummaging around and leans over the back seat of the car, his ass basically in Eddie’s face* Stupid thing must have fallen out of my pocket!

Eddie: *picks up a card* is this it?

Richie: What does it say?

Eddie: *tearing up as he reads over the words* Eds, from the first moment I saw you, I never wanted to be with anyone else. I don’t have much to offer you, except all my love. Will you marry me.

Richie: *Panicking* That’s the card give it here!