Just Reddie tbh

andy (they/them) I'm a new writer with no inspiration so please send in requests! NO GEORGIE/PENNYWISE X LOSERS CLUB

[georgies-other-hand]

The Losers Club's Wedding Vows

Reddie:

Eddie's wedding vows were sweet and salty

Some light teasing like

"You're like my inhaler. I could live fine without you but it's nice to have you around."

Because after the whole "gazebos" thing Eddie quickly realized he didn't actually have asthma, just panic attacks

What about Richie's vows you ask?

"No homo"

That was it

If it had not been the happiest day of Eddie's life he would have strangled him

Stanlon

Despite popular belief, Stan's vows were really emotional

He recalled stories of afternoons spent swimming down by the quarry or birdwatching in fields

There wasn't a dry eye in the house

Mike's vows was as if no one else were there at all

It was just him and Stan

It seemed this way because Mike was actually whispering at first

Until someone (ahem, Trash Mouth) stood up and screamed that if Mike didn't speak up, he was gonna throw a microphone at his head

So Mike continued a bit louder

He told Stan every thing that he loved about him

Some of the compliments he used ended up being accidentally funny

[bpdzai]

[georgies-other-hand]

Im alive. I finally found the password for this account so Hi I know it's been,, a year. Very sorry if you knew me before this account went inactive, im cooler now. I became queerer and even copped a new set of pronouns. So yeah sorry to everyone I've left on delivered/read for a year, im too afraid to message back at this point so if we were cool when this account was active and you happen to see this, Hi!

[amvs]

[valentinerichie-blog]

psa: stanley uris has traits that arent hating richie and wanting to die

[alvinsevile]

absolutely correct losers club 3/?

[cherryderry-deactivated20190103]

stop fancasting teen richie and eddie as ezra miller and logan lerman and start casting them as matt bennett and nathan kress

[elloitselmo]

their ship name is literally “reddie”

[richietoaster]

Okay but ngl lowkey I could get behind this

[loneredballoon]

I’m still on board with this

[fuckverizonandstaff]

Dorky guy does voices and has weird out of touch family? Richie.

Shy nerd with overbearing mom who pushes ailments onto him? Eddie.

[hypnoidvoid]

This post punched me square in the face and I’m okay with it

[eddieeatsass]

This literally is Richie and Eddie, just in a different universe, and you can’t convince me otherwise. Their ship name confirms it.

[selinasdalton]

text posts: steve harrington 

[max-thebrownhairlesbian]

me: *getting ready to sleep*

the demons in my head: cat.(ding ) I’m a kitty cat. and I dance dance dance.

me: what year am I in

[shadowdragonia]

[nerdgul]

This meme is so ancient most ppl who rebloged this prolly dont even know the video jingle this came from.

12 years. This meme is 12 years old

[ryrythescienceguy]

according to know your meme it’s actually 14 years old. as of today, coincidentally. happy birthday kitty cat dance thank you for your contribution to meme history

[socialistexan]

15 years today.

[danielsarmand]

diego: it makes no sense

five: well, it would if you were smarter

diego: 

[powerfulwizard]

british people: none of you know how huge england is! it takes so long to get anywhere. it takes me 5 minutes to get to work everyday! i haven’t seen my wife and children in 30 years because it takes 10 whole minutes to drive to them.

the rest of the world:

[xmagnet-o]

😭 this reminds me of when someone said a 30 minute drive was too long.

[kurlyfryz]

Power move: Next time you go to the airport, bring a bottle of shampoo, but it’s filled with yogurt. When they tell you that liquids aren’t allowed

Drink it

[kurlyfryz]

I have no memory writing this but d a m

The only reason I know this exists is because I clicked on a “Person liked your post”

[toytalababy]

Ya know, bisexuality ain’t that hard to understand.

Girls are cute.

Guys are cute.

What more do you want from me?

[disasterbisexual-moved]

full offense but this comment is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[the-gazeboeffect]

Some of y’all never made a blood pact with six (6) of your friends and vowed to come back to defeat the evil clown if it awakes again in 27 years and honestly, it shows

[sleepbby]

pro tip: before getting serious w a man, just casually mention ur period. like, just say ‘my cramps are bad rn’ or ‘I have to go buy some pads’. his reaction is very telling of how mature and understanding he is. you don’t wanna be dating a grown ass man who gets grossed out by the word menstruation. u deserve someone who is comfortable w u and I do mean all of u. you’ll be thanking urself for doing it now and not later hun!

[theladyjanedoe-deactivated20221]

THIS IS REALLY INDICATIVE OF HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. TRUST ME.

[bloodnikki]

True story. Once, I dated a guy once that wouldn’t let me pay for my own pads him he has with me. He wouldn’t go out and buy them himself if I needed them though. I had to stand next to him, which defeated the whole reason for him going to buy me any. Was uncomfortable with period talk and letting me pay for things myself.

Once, I also dated a guy that wouldn’t even stand in the pads alley with him. It grossed him out. Everything about my period grossed him out and he didn’t want to touch me. Just left me alone and didn’t want to deal with any of it. Wouldn’t even stand next to me when I bought pads.

Now, the guy I’m with and going to marry, he is a whole different story. I was dying of cramps and got my period while finishing up a class. (My campus can get very bad to the point where I’m shaking in pain or unable to move) Mistakenly didn’t bring pads and texted I needed him to do me the biggest favor. Not only did he buy me pads (something he does from time to time when I need them) but he marched through campus with them not bothering to hide it and brought me Advil. 

Last week, I was dying in pain and lost my hot pack when I went to visit my mother. I asked him to buy me a new one and he forgot. So, I’m in massive pain near tears and it’s past ten at night wishing I hadn’t been so stupid as to lose it. He gets dressed and goes out to get me a hot pack even when I tell him over and over that I can wait until morning and I don’t want him to go not because he needs to go to bed.

He flat out says “I love you. You asked me to get you a hot pack and I forgot. Now, you are in a lot of pain and I can’t stand to see that. So, I’m getting you the hot pack and I’ll be back soon.” Comes back with the hot pack, ice cream and a candy bar.

Not saying all men need to be this level of nice. But I am saying that bring up your period in a casual manner is a great way to see how people will treat you when you are sick, not feeling well, or just basically how they handled things.

[just-tumbling-along-deactivated]

ACTUALLY THEY DO NEED TO BE THAT LEVEL OF NICE THOUGH

[anexperimentallife]

You are absolutely correct, and I was a fool not to realize it sooner.

[prismatic-bell]

My grampa was like this. I still remember sitting in the bathroom throwing up, because hella period nausea, and him holding my hair out of my face and like … not exactly rubbing my back. Sort of patting it. Like he was trying to be comforting but wasn’t quite sure how, because a 17-year-old girl throwing up and crying and telling him this was normal was outside his wheelhouse, which, given that he was in his 70s at the time and married my grandma when she was already in menopause, is understandable. Anyway, he went and called his niece for advice. She told him to give me plain herbal tea for pain (since Advil wasn’t staying down) and put me to bed, and he did and asked if I needed anything from the store, and went out and bought me pads and extra herbal tea, and called my school and told them I was sick and he was keeping me home.

If a man born in 1929 can pull it off, boys, so can you.

[tienriu]

I agree with everything being said in the posts above but ladies.  If you are not a teenager any more, and your period cramps are so bad you’re throwing up and unable to function — please, please go see a doctor (or if you can a specialist, a gynecologist).  

Regular bad period cramps are an indicator for endometriosis.  Finding out early can save you a life time of pain.  

[eddiessecondfannypack]

Did IT (2017) even have a script

[georgies-other-hand]

Actually, 99.9% of the movie was completely improvised. The only scene that was in the script was Pennywise's dance. Everything else was just loose footage that the camera crew obtained from following the cast around.

[sapphicsinthecloset]

the three wlw moods are girls, hungry, and sleep