[rylutz]

wow so this place is finally dead now huh 

[rylutz]

what happened to all my stuff? i cant even see my own page?

[rylutz]

Kaede is the cutest thing in the world

[monicabares]

Have mercy on the poor bastard…

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[prokopetz]

A D&D party is just half a dozen people who each think of themselves as the only adult in the room.

[lawfulgoodness]

I appreciate the sentiment, but has any bard, sorcerer, or barbarian ever considered themselves the only adult?

[whispered-sparks]

Considers themself the only adult: Cleric, Monk, Paladin, Wizard

Knows they’re maniacs (will not stop): Barbarian, Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock

Depends on the day tbh: Druid, Fighter, Ranger, Rogue

[lawfulgoodness]

This is the kind of content I’m here for.

[aidashakur]

[caramelperfection]

FORREAL

[coolman229]

Someone mixed Maria’s theme and Gehrman’s theme and just

[0mega-x-orcism]

[thinwhitelies9]

[swampbreath420-deactivated20220]

Hayley Williams 

[rylutz]

fuck

[tank-girll-deactivated20191211]

[euphrates75]

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

[katiekomics-deactivated20240416]

I’m going to cry 😂😂

[tienriu]

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

[lynati]

THEY HAVE A JEDI AT THE END BECAUSE JEDI IS A RECOGNIZED RELIGION IN AUSTRALIA omfg

[zombiichris]

This entire video is gold but that Jedi bit at the end made me lose my absolute shit for like 5 minutes! I adore this!

[owtytrihtneves]

[carryoncrowsblog-deactivated202]

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

[ruingazaki-deactivated20171122]

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

[eternalblumenkraft]

hail satan

[halogenuine-deactivated20150201]

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

[phantomsqueaker-archives-blog]

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

[pugnaciousjester]

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

[lekswinterisdyslexic]

Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins

1. Stupidity

2. Pretentiousness

3. Solipsism

4. Self-deceit

5. Herd conformity

6. Lack of perspective

7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies

8. Counterproductive pride

9. Lack of aesthetics

That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.

[thepotentialtobe-yours-deactiva]

*converts to Satanism*

[hewwobrine-deactivated20180515]

it mentioned a rule above, but i havent seen the rest of the satanic rules posted here, so…

1: Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked

2: Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them

3: When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there

4: If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy

5: Do not make sexual advantages unless you are given the mating signal

6: Do not take which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved

7: Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it to successfully obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will loose all you have obtained.

8: Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9: Do not harm young children.

10: Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11: When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.

[mistresserycinae]

Today in ‘Shit, lets be Satan.’

[1w1wbigher06fan]

I’m a catholic christian but this made more sense than some of the stuff in the bible does!

[imaginetheavengers]

I don’t usually post things like this on my blog but I thought it’d be important for people to know that:

Satanists DO NOT worship Satan. “Satan” is the latin root for “the one whom opposes”. The name was purposlly chosen to piss off Christians. Satanists are opposed to everything religious, which means that they do not believe in God, therefore, they do not believe in Satan either. The misconceptions of Satanism come from the movies where you see people sacrificing goats and all that stuff, but it is not true. I have read the Satanic Bible. I can assure you that they do not believe in anything religious.

[ficcyshit]

Throwing this back up here because I’m thinking about leading with it at the family reunion.

[the-vampire-inside-me-deactivat]

wow it’s kinda like perking your head outside a window they always told you would be dangerous, and instead… you find only another view, interesting

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

She has been blessed by the gods of lifting. May her gains be forever yuge.

[kofangel]

Boi i was not ready

[nyokoko]

@smashcut

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

she lets them feel her biceps

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

[liquidlyrium]

Game developers please take notes: when you allow for ‘muscular’ options for women, please give us arms that are at least this size! Not that dainty shit you keep pawning off on us.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

…yeah, there’s something kinda hot about a woman who could rip you in half.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

You can see the gay panic setting in on the one with the black skirt after she feels the bicep.

[azshara]

b/c i’ve never seen this post with her name in it i’m going to add it here.

Her name is Yeon-Woo Jhi and she won the Arnold Classic Europe in 2013.

[daywalker75]

me beginning to end

[aversionofblood]

[blackflameswithin13]

Kryžių kalnas (The Hill of Crosses), Northern Lithuania

[powerfulwizard]

I can’t think of a single Blizzard series that doesn’t have the big guy with a hook

[powerfulwizard]

gutterhob uses a lot of WoW models so that means i’m obligated to eventually include a big guy with a hook, maybe i’ll combine them all together 

[thewomenandthechildren]

starcraft has no hook characters, nor does diablo

[powerfulwizard]

Don’t ever question me again, insect

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

i dont understand any of this nerd shit but that last one got NO hooks

[powerfulwizard]

How dare you question me you insignificant bag of meat

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

NEITHER ONE OF THOSE ARE HOOKS

[powerfulwizard]

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

THATS NOT A HOOK THATS A HARPOON!!

A HARPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[powerfulwizard]

A harpoon is a kind of hook you pantomime fucking buffoon

http://www.whalecraft.net/Harpoons.html

[ddestr0yedd-deactivated20180403]

shit is heating up in the big dude holding a hook discourse