ZombiiChris

https://linktr.ee/ZombiiChris 28/High school chemistry, biology, physics, and earth science teacher. I am an entertainer through and through. Professional magician, amateur voice actor, and more! You guys can find me on YouTube - meandmymagicalself and ZombiiChris.

[spiralstaircased]

A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time

[memewhore]

[geocaprican]

[strawberri-syrup]

older siblings were the first letsplayers

[choppers-pink-hat]

A kid in the 90’s suddenly pausing his playthrough of Donkey Kong Country to tell his little brother about Squarespace.

[catchymemes]

That's a great table design (credit)

[geminiagentgreen]

[cactusjerk]

[cloudstation]

Worst types of country songs:

Alcoholism rules

God bless the USA

Truck

Diet christian music

Love a small town blue eyed girl

Best types of country songs:

Just a specific ass situation

I hate this damn job

Woman kills those who've wronged her

Alcoholism sucks

[linguini17]

Also best:  I slowly stole an entire vehicle one piece at a time because why the fuck not

[autismfox]

Best: mining coal is so hard

And counterpart: capitalism is killing my family

[zekedms]

Worst

America rules love it or leave it but don't come here we were here first, foreigner

I will work myself to death and that's great (Company Loyalty Anthem)

WAR, HOOAH, GOOD GOD, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING

Back the blue

Best

Make alcohol in your backyard

Do crimes just for fun

Don't die for a rich man's money (in his coal mines or his war)

My whole family is nuts, I'm just a weird little guy, but we like it that way and if you do too then you're one of us

Fuck the pinkertons, fuck the company, and fuck the police

[heysawbones]

Good:

-I went to Vietnam and all I got was this crappy 10 years of crushing PTSD

[sephiramy]

Worst

my tractor is an allegory for my penis

Best

I swindled a supernatural force in a game of wits to win a vanity item

[albertnatural]

one thing they don’t tell you about tumblr is you gotta look out for the spike traps

[albertnatural]

helpful tip for new users

[albertnatural]

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[r4cs0]

[assassinregrets]

watching him suffer in real time is everything to me

[assassinregrets]

i think with just a bit of effort we could make him cry tonight

[ndragoon]

It’s amazing how fast he want from “I’m bringing back free speech” to “if you make fun of me I will ban you permanently”

[endreal]

Happy 24th birthday to the first airing of Brock's jelly donuts

[homuras]

26 Years and 9 Generations of Pokémon ✧･ﾟ: *

[homuras]

new ghost puppy, greavard ~

[stinkybrowndogs]

A matching set!

[cryptidcola]

[cryptidcola]

[cryptidcola]

[day-colors]

He's chilling

[furiouskettle]

lonely knocked over their easel at least 5 times. likely more.