on my le sigh shit

I’ve been known to commit lesbianisms

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[soshinee]

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

[soshinee]

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[important-cat-pics]

[rickybabyboy]

world strongest

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[segamascott]

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[guiltfactory]

i would like if something horrible and invasive was happening to him and his boundaries were violated and he was uncomfortable and scared

[my-dailydreams]

[cinematech]

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[virginshane]

LET ME SCROLL I DON’T WANT TO MOVE THINGS IN YOUR STUPID GAME

[shiningother]

i took 50g of music and im starting to black out

[dogpuppy]

[bbael]

*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy

[pomegranateteeth]

[filmphotofranz]

[phrear2]

sad feeling to try to mutualbait when the mutual you wanted to bait already finished their tumblr shift for the day