neigh

[basin-joe]

*looks at you*

@ryshadium-sureblood

*looks back* Uh... Hey, mate...

[basin-joe]

*he takes the bread outside and offers it to Sureblood* Right, here y'go mate! Y'best be happy about this, cost me an arm and a leg, you did!

*as he talks he taps the window idly, and all of the smudges just slides off of it*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*Looks at the bread with utter disdain. Points at the cake again with his nose.*

[basin-joe]

Y'can't have cake, mate! 'S worse for you than it is for me!

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*shoves his nose against the glass again*

[basin-joe]

Now, I said no! Begging ain't gonna get you anywhere, so you'd best drop it and enjoy what you got!

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*shakes his head, ruffling his mane, his best equivalent of an eyeroll*

[basin-joe]

Ain't a discussion, mate. Y'either eat what I got you, or you get nothing. Just how it is.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*rears up on his hindlegs, smashes the glass, grabs the cake, and bolts*

[basin-joe]

*looks at you*

@ryshadium-sureblood

*looks back* Uh... Hey, mate...

[basin-joe]

*he takes the bread outside and offers it to Sureblood* Right, here y'go mate! Y'best be happy about this, cost me an arm and a leg, you did!

*as he talks he taps the window idly, and all of the smudges just slides off of it*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*Looks at the bread with utter disdain. Points at the cake again with his nose.*

[basin-joe]

Y'can't have cake, mate! 'S worse for you than it is for me!

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*shoves his nose against the glass again*

[basin-joe]

Now, I said no! Begging ain't gonna get you anywhere, so you'd best drop it and enjoy what you got!

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*shakes his head, ruffling his mane, his best equivalent of an eyeroll*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*A Kjodhem horse approaches*

@biomantic-solutions

*Stares at it. Cautiously sniffs it.*

[biomantic-solutions]

*it snorts*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*watches it warily*

[biomantic-solutions]

*Grabs a largish melon from a bag at its neck and rolls it over*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*Whinnies happily. Takes several bites out of the melon before pausing and nudging it slightly back towards the other horse.*

[biomantic-solutions]

*eats it and snorts again*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*starts nibbling on its mane*

[scadrian-knight]

*backs away and opens it’s mouth, almost hissing*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*snorts and stamps a hoof*

[biomantic-solutions]

*Tilts its head*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*goes to lick its face*

[biomantic-solutions]

*makes a surprised snort*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*continues licking its face affectionately*

[biomantic-solutions]

Let’s him do so

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*gently nibbles on an ear*

[biomantic-solutions]

*backs away again*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*nips at it, runs off a few steps, and then looks back playfully*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*A Kjodhem horse approaches*

@biomantic-solutions

*Stares at it. Cautiously sniffs it.*

[biomantic-solutions]

*it snorts*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*watches it warily*

[biomantic-solutions]

*Grabs a largish melon from a bag at its neck and rolls it over*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*Whinnies happily. Takes several bites out of the melon before pausing and nudging it slightly back towards the other horse.*

[biomantic-solutions]

*eats it and snorts again*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*starts nibbling on its mane*

[scadrian-knight]

*backs away and opens it’s mouth, almost hissing*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*snorts and stamps a hoof*

[biomantic-solutions]

*Tilts its head*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*goes to lick its face*

[biomantic-solutions]

*makes a surprised snort*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*continues licking its face affectionately*

[biomantic-solutions]

Let’s him do so

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*gently nibbles on an ear*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*A Kjodhem horse approaches*

@biomantic-solutions

*Stares at it. Cautiously sniffs it.*

[biomantic-solutions]

*it snorts*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*watches it warily*

[biomantic-solutions]

*Grabs a largish melon from a bag at its neck and rolls it over*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*Whinnies happily. Takes several bites out of the melon before pausing and nudging it slightly back towards the other horse.*

[biomantic-solutions]

*eats it and snorts again*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*starts nibbling on its mane*

[scadrian-knight]

*backs away and opens it’s mouth, almost hissing*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*snorts and stamps a hoof*

[biomantic-solutions]

*Tilts its head*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*goes to lick its face*

[biomantic-solutions]

*makes a surprised snort*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*continues licking its face affectionately*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*A Kjodhem horse approaches*

@biomantic-solutions

*Stares at it. Cautiously sniffs it.*

[biomantic-solutions]

*it snorts*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*watches it warily*

[biomantic-solutions]

*Grabs a largish melon from a bag at its neck and rolls it over*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*Whinnies happily. Takes several bites out of the melon before pausing and nudging it slightly back towards the other horse.*

[biomantic-solutions]

*eats it and snorts again*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*starts nibbling on its mane*

[scadrian-knight]

*backs away and opens it’s mouth, almost hissing*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*snorts and stamps a hoof*

[biomantic-solutions]

*Tilts its head*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*goes to lick its face*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*A Kjodhem horse approaches*

@biomantic-solutions

*Stares at it. Cautiously sniffs it.*

[biomantic-solutions]

*it snorts*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*watches it warily*

[biomantic-solutions]

*Grabs a largish melon from a bag at its neck and rolls it over*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*Whinnies happily. Takes several bites out of the melon before pausing and nudging it slightly back towards the other horse.*

[biomantic-solutions]

*eats it and snorts again*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*starts nibbling on its mane*

[scadrian-knight]

*backs away and opens it’s mouth, almost hissing*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*snorts and stamps a hoof*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*A Kjodhem horse approaches*

@biomantic-solutions

*Stares at it. Cautiously sniffs it.*

[biomantic-solutions]

*it snorts*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*watches it warily*

[biomantic-solutions]

*Grabs a largish melon from a bag at its neck and rolls it over*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*Whinnies happily. Takes several bites out of the melon before pausing and nudging it slightly back towards the other horse.*

[biomantic-solutions]

*eats it and snorts again*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*starts nibbling on its mane*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*A Kjodhem horse approaches*

@biomantic-solutions

*Stares at it. Cautiously sniffs it.*

[biomantic-solutions]

*it snorts*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*watches it warily*

[biomantic-solutions]

*Grabs a largish melon from a bag at its neck and rolls it over*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*Whinnies happily. Takes several bites out of the melon before pausing and nudging it slightly back towards the other horse.*

[basin-joe]

*looks at you*

@ryshadium-sureblood

*looks back* Uh... Hey, mate...

[basin-joe]

*he takes the bread outside and offers it to Sureblood* Right, here y'go mate! Y'best be happy about this, cost me an arm and a leg, you did!

*as he talks he taps the window idly, and all of the smudges just slides off of it*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*Looks at the bread with utter disdain. Points at the cake again with his nose.*

[basin-joe]

Y'can't have cake, mate! 'S worse for you than it is for me!

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*shoves his nose against the glass again*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*A Kjodhem horse approaches*

@biomantic-solutions

*Stares at it. Cautiously sniffs it.*

[biomantic-solutions]

*it snorts*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*watches it warily*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*A Kjodhem horse approaches*

@biomantic-solutions

*Stares at it. Cautiously sniffs it.*

[basin-joe]

*looks at you*

@ryshadium-sureblood

*looks back* Uh... Hey, mate...

[basin-joe]

*walks into the bakery* Heya, mate. Would it be possible for me to get a cake? Preferably one what won't kill my friend outside. Got anything like that?

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*the baker smiles* I'm sure we've got something like that. Your friend has allergies, then?

[basin-joe]

Yeah, you could say that! Got all the same allergies as a horse, he does!

[ryshadium-sureblood]

I.... see. And what is a horse allergic to?

[basin-joe]

Uh... not sure, mate. Not much of a horse person. Probably the usual stuff? Copious amounts of sugar, dairy, that sorta thing?

You got anything that's mostly grain or seeds?

[ryshadium-sureblood]

....You do understand that we're a bakery, right?

*Sureblood is shoving his snout at a cake displayed in the window, as if to say "this one!!!"*

[basin-joe]

Why don't you tell that to my friend, then! He insists on a cake, mate. Need something to give to him! He already ate my hat.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

Your friend is.... the horse....

[basin-joe]

Aye, who'd you think I was talking about?

[ryshadium-sureblood]

....We don't have anything fit for horse-consumption, I'm afraid.

[basin-joe]

Nothing? You're a bakery. Come on. Surely you've got something? Make him a stripped-down apple fritter or somethin'.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

...Your animal is getting smudges all over my window.

[basin-joe]

*he shrugs* Not my animal, mate. Just started followin' me around.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

Well, get him away from my window before I call the constables. And if you're not going to buy anything, get out.

[basin-joe]

Look, mate, I'll clean the window, and I do want to buy something. Just give me something to appease the horse outside... he's rather insistent.

Oh, and if you do call the constables on him, tell 'em to look after their hats.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

....Fine. I'll see if we have anything.

*Sureblood continues smushing his nose against the window.*

...Your horse seems to want that one.

[basin-joe]

Not my horse, ...I'm not sure that one would be good for him...

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*goes to the back and comes back with a loaf of seed-topped whole-grain bread* Is this acceptable?

[basin-joe]

Perfect! What's the charge?

[ryshadium-sureblood]

Four boxings.

[basin-joe]

*he sighs as he pulls out his money* Told you, the horse isn't mine! It brought me here, not the other way 'round! *gives him the money*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

...Just get it out of here.

*outside, Sureblood stamps excitedly*

[basin-joe]

*he takes the bread outside and offers it to Sureblood* Right, here y'go mate! Y'best be happy about this, cost me an arm and a leg, you did!

*as he talks he taps the window idly, and all of the smudges just slides off of it*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*Looks at the bread with utter disdain. Points at the cake again with his nose.*

[basin-joe]

*looks at you*

@ryshadium-sureblood

*looks back* Uh... Hey, mate...

[basin-joe]

*walks into the bakery* Heya, mate. Would it be possible for me to get a cake? Preferably one what won't kill my friend outside. Got anything like that?

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*the baker smiles* I'm sure we've got something like that. Your friend has allergies, then?

[basin-joe]

Yeah, you could say that! Got all the same allergies as a horse, he does!

[ryshadium-sureblood]

I.... see. And what is a horse allergic to?

[basin-joe]

Uh... not sure, mate. Not much of a horse person. Probably the usual stuff? Copious amounts of sugar, dairy, that sorta thing?

You got anything that's mostly grain or seeds?

[ryshadium-sureblood]

....You do understand that we're a bakery, right?

*Sureblood is shoving his snout at a cake displayed in the window, as if to say "this one!!!"*

[basin-joe]

Why don't you tell that to my friend, then! He insists on a cake, mate. Need something to give to him! He already ate my hat.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

Your friend is.... the horse....

[basin-joe]

Aye, who'd you think I was talking about?

[ryshadium-sureblood]

....We don't have anything fit for horse-consumption, I'm afraid.

[basin-joe]

Nothing? You're a bakery. Come on. Surely you've got something? Make him a stripped-down apple fritter or somethin'.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

...Your animal is getting smudges all over my window.

[basin-joe]

*he shrugs* Not my animal, mate. Just started followin' me around.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

Well, get him away from my window before I call the constables. And if you're not going to buy anything, get out.

[basin-joe]

Look, mate, I'll clean the window, and I do want to buy something. Just give me something to appease the horse outside... he's rather insistent.

Oh, and if you do call the constables on him, tell 'em to look after their hats.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

....Fine. I'll see if we have anything.

*Sureblood continues smushing his nose against the window.*

...Your horse seems to want that one.

[basin-joe]

Not my horse, ...I'm not sure that one would be good for him...

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*goes to the back and comes back with a loaf of seed-topped whole-grain bread* Is this acceptable?

[basin-joe]

Perfect! What's the charge?

[ryshadium-sureblood]

Four boxings.

[basin-joe]

*he sighs as he pulls out his money* Told you, the horse isn't mine! It brought me here, not the other way 'round! *gives him the money*

[ryshadium-sureblood]

...Just get it out of here.

*outside, Sureblood stamps excitedly*

[basin-joe]

*looks at you*

@ryshadium-sureblood

*looks back* Uh... Hey, mate...

[basin-joe]

*walks into the bakery* Heya, mate. Would it be possible for me to get a cake? Preferably one what won't kill my friend outside. Got anything like that?

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*the baker smiles* I'm sure we've got something like that. Your friend has allergies, then?

[basin-joe]

Yeah, you could say that! Got all the same allergies as a horse, he does!

[ryshadium-sureblood]

I.... see. And what is a horse allergic to?

[basin-joe]

Uh... not sure, mate. Not much of a horse person. Probably the usual stuff? Copious amounts of sugar, dairy, that sorta thing?

You got anything that's mostly grain or seeds?

[ryshadium-sureblood]

....You do understand that we're a bakery, right?

*Sureblood is shoving his snout at a cake displayed in the window, as if to say "this one!!!"*

[basin-joe]

Why don't you tell that to my friend, then! He insists on a cake, mate. Need something to give to him! He already ate my hat.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

Your friend is.... the horse....

[basin-joe]

Aye, who'd you think I was talking about?

[ryshadium-sureblood]

....We don't have anything fit for horse-consumption, I'm afraid.

[basin-joe]

Nothing? You're a bakery. Come on. Surely you've got something? Make him a stripped-down apple fritter or somethin'.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

...Your animal is getting smudges all over my window.

[basin-joe]

*he shrugs* Not my animal, mate. Just started followin' me around.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

Well, get him away from my window before I call the constables. And if you're not going to buy anything, get out.

[basin-joe]

Look, mate, I'll clean the window, and I do want to buy something. Just give me something to appease the horse outside... he's rather insistent.

Oh, and if you do call the constables on him, tell 'em to look after their hats.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

....Fine. I'll see if we have anything.

*Sureblood continues smushing his nose against the window.*

...Your horse seems to want that one.

[basin-joe]

Not my horse, ...I'm not sure that one would be good for him...

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*goes to the back and comes back with a loaf of seed-topped whole-grain bread* Is this acceptable?

[basin-joe]

Perfect! What's the charge?

[ryshadium-sureblood]

Four boxings.

[basin-joe]

*looks at you*

@ryshadium-sureblood

*looks back* Uh... Hey, mate...

[basin-joe]

*walks into the bakery* Heya, mate. Would it be possible for me to get a cake? Preferably one what won't kill my friend outside. Got anything like that?

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*the baker smiles* I'm sure we've got something like that. Your friend has allergies, then?

[basin-joe]

Yeah, you could say that! Got all the same allergies as a horse, he does!

[ryshadium-sureblood]

I.... see. And what is a horse allergic to?

[basin-joe]

Uh... not sure, mate. Not much of a horse person. Probably the usual stuff? Copious amounts of sugar, dairy, that sorta thing?

You got anything that's mostly grain or seeds?

[ryshadium-sureblood]

....You do understand that we're a bakery, right?

*Sureblood is shoving his snout at a cake displayed in the window, as if to say "this one!!!"*

[basin-joe]

Why don't you tell that to my friend, then! He insists on a cake, mate. Need something to give to him! He already ate my hat.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

Your friend is.... the horse....

[basin-joe]

Aye, who'd you think I was talking about?

[ryshadium-sureblood]

....We don't have anything fit for horse-consumption, I'm afraid.

[basin-joe]

Nothing? You're a bakery. Come on. Surely you've got something? Make him a stripped-down apple fritter or somethin'.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

...Your animal is getting smudges all over my window.

[basin-joe]

*he shrugs* Not my animal, mate. Just started followin' me around.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

Well, get him away from my window before I call the constables. And if you're not going to buy anything, get out.

[basin-joe]

Look, mate, I'll clean the window, and I do want to buy something. Just give me something to appease the horse outside... he's rather insistent.

Oh, and if you do call the constables on him, tell 'em to look after their hats.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

....Fine. I'll see if we have anything.

*Sureblood continues smushing his nose against the window.*

...Your horse seems to want that one.

[basin-joe]

Not my horse, ...I'm not sure that one would be good for him...

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*goes to the back and comes back with a loaf of seed-topped whole-grain bread* Is this acceptable?

[basin-joe]

*looks at you*

@ryshadium-sureblood

*looks back* Uh... Hey, mate...

[basin-joe]

*walks into the bakery* Heya, mate. Would it be possible for me to get a cake? Preferably one what won't kill my friend outside. Got anything like that?

[ryshadium-sureblood]

*the baker smiles* I'm sure we've got something like that. Your friend has allergies, then?

[basin-joe]

Yeah, you could say that! Got all the same allergies as a horse, he does!

[ryshadium-sureblood]

I.... see. And what is a horse allergic to?

[basin-joe]

Uh... not sure, mate. Not much of a horse person. Probably the usual stuff? Copious amounts of sugar, dairy, that sorta thing?

You got anything that's mostly grain or seeds?

[ryshadium-sureblood]

....You do understand that we're a bakery, right?

*Sureblood is shoving his snout at a cake displayed in the window, as if to say "this one!!!"*

[basin-joe]

Why don't you tell that to my friend, then! He insists on a cake, mate. Need something to give to him! He already ate my hat.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

Your friend is.... the horse....

[basin-joe]

Aye, who'd you think I was talking about?

[ryshadium-sureblood]

....We don't have anything fit for horse-consumption, I'm afraid.

[basin-joe]

Nothing? You're a bakery. Come on. Surely you've got something? Make him a stripped-down apple fritter or somethin'.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

...Your animal is getting smudges all over my window.

[basin-joe]

*he shrugs* Not my animal, mate. Just started followin' me around.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

Well, get him away from my window before I call the constables. And if you're not going to buy anything, get out.

[basin-joe]

Look, mate, I'll clean the window, and I do want to buy something. Just give me something to appease the horse outside... he's rather insistent.

Oh, and if you do call the constables on him, tell 'em to look after their hats.

[ryshadium-sureblood]

....Fine. I'll see if we have anything.

*Sureblood continues smushing his nose against the window.*

...Your horse seems to want that one.