Average Schlatt Viewer

watch me slowly lose less and less sanity in real time

[ramfather]

You are the reason my name is THERamFather

- @theramfather

Schlatt snickered, eyes brightening.

"Did I take your url?"

[theramfather]

YESS. Now we must fight to prove who is the real ram father

[watchthekittycatcher]

schlatt's more likely to get arrested for doing some outlandish illegal shit than he is to be cancelled for anything

[theramfather]

The one who can cancel him are the cops

[theramfather]

Tnt duo or pumpkin

Pumpkin

[theramfather]

Being a fan of the dsmp, or people within it, is so weird because like I'm not going to tell my friends about it until I've like investigated their brains

[wh0re-in-the0ry]

Ted is B] and Tucker is :)

That is all.

[theramfather]

Schlatt is :-] because it's just a bit unsettling

[kodzukencentric]

This is just for science but, if you had a dsmp phase at some point, reblog this, i wanna see how many of us there was that is currently here :3

[utero1993]

can a cog and a toon really get along...?

I like the sort of corruption dynamic pumpkinduo has always kind of had so obviously thats here too. Chad cigar smoker vs virgin cigarette smoker

once again credit to / inspiration from jay (@//muffdash) as they were the one that drew a toontown au and made me play the game again lol

[ramnonymous]

but the evil is NECESSARY

[theramfather]

How much do you think I would have to pay Schlatt, Ted and Tucker to do the apocalypse movie? Like I'm broke but could you imagine?

[theramfather]

Taking my math final while listening to chuckle sandwich

[theramfather]

I have never believed something as much as Schlatt believes he could kill a police dog in one kick

[theramfather]

I'm gonna be real, I would 100% watch the apocalypse movie Chuckle Sandwhich has been talking about. Ted is apparently the main character, Tucker is the mechanic who has a plane, and Schlatt is a Russian millionaire that exploited the fear of the zombies as a way to make money and accordin to Ted "a chair with Rubles stacked around him and women on his lap"

[pizzat-i]

J.sChLeyendecker

[theramfather]

So on Chuckle sandwich, Ted talks alot about what they would be if they were in the apocalypse. Would yall read it if i made a stoy using their prompts

Like if you do so that I know whether or not to actually write this

[theramfather]

Listening to chuckle sandwich is so funny because I'm trying to walk through the store and and all i can hear in my headphones is a 20 minute deep dive of Schlatt talking about wearing "size 13 steel toes timberland boots"

[theramfather]

The cringest thing I've ever done, that I don't regret doing, is for a reason I cannot remember, my friends called me Schlatt online for some reason and now I've commited to the bit harder then I over could.

Big guy ruined and saved my life and honestly, the bit will never die

[theramfather]

This sounds like a shit post but I'm telling the truth. I'll get dms asking what I did to the queen. They ask me what happened in 99. I dont know what I'm supposed to do guys. I've stolen his identity and I can't unsteal

[theramfather]

There will be like a couple months were Schlatt doesn't get brought up (usually a new group of friends) and somehow he'll be brought up again. I hadn't talked about him in months and then someone bought me a schlanket

[theramfather]

What did you do to the queen

Hey we needed a change of scenery