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[80sretroelectro]

[carrot-boi]

a silly little comic

[spectrealenko]

me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube

youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.

[academicssay]

[rpmemes-galore]

A friendly reminder that you do not have the right to police what others write on their own blogs. Just because someone is writing a darker or triggering topic does not mean that they condone it in real life / approve of it. It means they wanted to explore a darker side of things, because not everything in life is rainbows and sunshine all the time, so writing shouldn’t have to be either!

If you don’t want to see them / if something triggers you, that’s completely understandable. But, that’s what you unfollow / blacklist / block for. Definitely ask someone to tag something for you if you need it, but… stop trying to tell people what they can and can’t write. Stop sending anonymous hate, stop posting vagues about them, and for the love of god, stop trying to tell them they’re terrible, horrible, unforgivable people simply for wanting to write darker subjects!

[rytxyxs]

We don't really have a right to anything on this hellsite since there is little to no moderation whatsoever from website staff (the people who could actually do something about it). It's just an endless circle of people trying to scream over each other about how their opinion on x y and z is right and if you disagree you'll be bombarded by anon hate, 'reciept blogs' and even doxxing.

I can't even say if I agree or disagree with you because the opposite side might be after my ass about it.

How do you even fix something like this?

[iridescent-king]

{ heres some doodles ive been hoarding }

[l0veover-deactivated20180319]

i want! to sit! in a lap! and i want! to hold! a hand!!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

do they have to be attached 

[rytxyxs]

you can sit in someone's lap and hold someone else's hand so no, they don't have to be attached

[piduai]

favorite fictional women -> yasuri nanami, katanagatari

⤷ how dare you touch my skin without permission? you weed, weed, weed, weed

[loveyourchaos]

[rytxyxs]

(via frootdemarco, loveyourchaos)

[stringbing-deactivated20210318]

I uploaded this on my instagram and twitter. This’ll be the last one I’ll be doing for a while until I know what the hell’s going on X-D for anyone wondering, the song is called mmmbop by hanson. I’m also putting up all the previous ones I’ve done in a video compilation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The crows are watching you. They are always watching. And they are judging.

[rytxyxs]

do they like my outfit

[rytxyxs]

[bisexualtwilight]

[memewhore]

Please stop calling me out.

[systlin]

This was written about me personally. 

[jennytrout]

I did an experiment. I went to our local grocery store and I apologized to every person I walked past. “Ope! Sorry!” And every single person said, “Oh no, you’re fine!” Nobody asked me what I was sorry for. It was just kind of assumed that I was sorry for existing, and if that isn’t the most midwestern thing I’ve ever heard of, I don’t know what is.

[prof-grace-aspen]

We’re just assuming that whatever it is you “did” we didn’t feel/notice so of course it’s fine, we’re fine cause you’re fine so everyone is fine…?

[whitepeopletwitter]

Me too man

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun fact, i can be killed but it won’t last

[chronicallysapphicc]

I think that’s called sleeping

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what an absolutely exceptional reply thank you

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

sleeping can last if you try hard enough

[i-forgot-to-water-my-plants]

that’s called a coma

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what a deeply uncomfortable reply thank you

[rytxyxs]

comas end when you wake up or you die 

[dankmemesreasonforliving]