moved to @ootari

[bob-belcher]

Sixteen years ago today, Cosmo had an idea. 

[bob-belcher]

On this exact day, Cosmo had an idea. You can only reblog this today. 

[prettyflyforajeskai]

Just in case you guys forgot

[ryuwuzaki-blog]

I've moved!!!

Head over to @ootari

[instarbuckswithdan]

[ryuwuzaki-blog]

on hiatus for idk how long lmao later fuckos

[oxyph0bic]

today i hope trans lesbians:

get an extra nugget in their ten piece

find a four leaf clover

take a good selfie on the first try

get complimented on something they were feeling insecure about

get their eyeliner perfect

get a cute girl’s number

see a pretty sunset

realize how beautiful, brave, and loved they are

[ryuwuzaki-blog]

i feel sad please submit pictures of cats

[malkiewicz]

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

[istudypirates]

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

[carudamon119]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

*sticks my bare ass in a sewer opening* oh no I sure hope no demon clown tries to eat my a

[grotesque-burlesque]

It fucking killed him before he could finish this post

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

worse…

[fuckecheeses]

IT’S OCTOBER…… IT’S TIME…………… FOR HER TO SHINE……………………. LIKE THIS POST TO SUPPORT HER, REBLOG TO LET HER HAUNT YOUR FRONT YARD

[lord-kitschener]

[fakecel]

cryptid

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

these are their stories

[thebootydiaries]

[ryuwuzaki-blog]

me: *procrastinates necessary things*

me: *procrastinates enjoyable things*

me @ me: why are you like this

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

[labias]

[glowist]

scientific research has recently indicated that i spend an avg of 90% of my life on the verge of tears

[the-last-apprentice]

The other 10% is the actual crying