okay hear me out: klance proposal hc’s (like, after a few years of dating back on earth)
Because these two are these two, they don’t communicate at all and so both are planning on proposing to the other and are completely oblivious it’s a m e s s
Lance’s approach is a Big Romantic Gesture:
he’s gotten everyone in on this, and there are entire musical numbers complete with dancing bc damn if his boyfriend doesn’t deserve the most spectacular proposal ever.
also he may have bought $2000 worth of fireworks from a guy pidge knew
Keith’s approach is…not big. He buys a simple wedding ring, but he spends hours agonizing over which one with Shiro, endlessly going over the choices and like yes, Shiro loves his brother but also can they just be done yet
“I think I like the “Seaside Cottage” color for his diamond. I’m gonna go with that one.”
“BUT also, Lance may be sick of blue…and this “Midnight Coffee” diamond would really compliment his eyes.”
Shiro is just thudding his head on the counter over and over again, groaning.
Besides that, Keith doesn’t know how to make anything extravagant, that’s not him. His plan is just to propose after a dinner he cooks for Lance at home, and that’s enough because he’s there and he loves Lance and that’s it, isn’t it?
But when Keith starts to propose Lance bursts out crying and he’s so happy, and then he starts shouting “nO! NO KEITH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND NO”
Keith has a heart attack bc he thinks Lance is, like,,, saying no, but Lance finally calms down enough to explain that he was gonna propose to, and he has a huge plan and-
“Alright,” Keith says, smiling so big he can’t contain it. “You can propose toO. Just…say yes first.”
Lance kisses him, long and deep and hard. “Yes. Oh my god Keith yes but please just pretend to be surprised, okay?”
Keith agrees, but when the time comes, his tears are real, real, real.