Huff and Puff

[s-puff]

You probably missed the April Fool's event Tumblr held, so enjoy the crabs for 24 hours.

This is amazing haha thanks mystie <3

[cookiedoughmeagain]

Oh no

It's true

It is like something out of Douglas Adams. And yet it is actually happening.

The Queue.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

there is now

a queue to join The Queue, which is closed

a queue for the journalists wishing to interview The Queue

my colleague coined the terms platinum queuebilee and queueanon

[s-puff]

Honestly I haven't posted on here in forever and I wonder if anyone remembers me. Hi, yes, I am still living.

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

lmao crabs…. they just go snip

[hotvampireadjacent]

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

thats his decision and i respect it

[myothertardisisonthemun]

the ocean is amazing

[mystery-shrouded]

@s-puff

[s-puff]

Just in case anyone was wondering as I hadn't posted for a little bit, I'm totally fine and well. My country is on lockdown for a few weeks so I'm taking the time to sew more while I watch a lot of Netflix and idly wondering if the stuff I ordered off ebay was sent before lockdown.

Hope you guys are all good too.

[kelbremdusk]

CRAB!!!!

[moderngamebantam]

@crabs

[mystery-shrouded]

@s-puff

[justspilledcoffee]

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cute puppy what breed is he

[purified-zone]

sideways

[mystery-shrouded]

@s-puff

[vinnie-cha]

Terrible goose for Smash pls Mr Sakurai;;; mostly to see the absolute destruction that Kirby is capable of with the goose’s powers 

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Instagram | Twitter | Etsy

[sirartwork]

[mystery-shrouded]

@s-puff

[prokopetz]

Concept: fairy tale where the wicked step-parent (who is of course also some sort of warlock) transforms the princess into a swan, as one does, but rather than running off to mope around in a lake and be beautifully tragic, the princess decides to stick around the palace and cause problems on purpose.

[alarajrogers]

It is a beautiful day in the palace, and you are a horrible swan princess.

[systemic-dreams]

y e s s s

[mystery-shrouded]

@s-puff

[brodorokihousuke]

Knowing Miles, that definitely could be it,

[knightsickness]

gumshoe fundamentally understands edgeworth on a level that no other character even approaches

[libraford]

Posting flower arrangements in the artist's group on facebook is a dangerous game and one day, someone is going to take the bait.

[libraford]

Y'see, I once had to walk from a gallery co-op because the folks organizing it all seemed to agree that flower arrangements did not qualify as 'art' and it just so happened that I was making a decent amount of money on the side selling flower crowns at conventions.

Like.... they REALLY didn't like flower arrangements.

So now that I'm making my rent money on flower arranging, I periodically post photos of my work (the ones that are not for clients, just what I do when I have some time to myself) in the art group that I met them and I just.... wait for someone in that gallery to tell me it's not art.

I just.... wait.

Because I will ask them to explain... and I can't wait to hear exactly why it's not acceptable. And it will be some classist, misogynist shit.

And I cannot wait for them to show their entire ass.

[gallusrostromegalus]

[writing-prompt-s]

As you die, you wake up in a fiery place. You quickly realize you’re in hell. You ask the next demon why you are there, as you lived a very good life. “You’re not being punished”, he says. “You are the punishment.”

[deadbonessinderhellaton]

You honk in joy. It’s a lovely morning in Hell, and you are a horrible goose.

[mystery-shrouded]

@s-puff

[memes-that-get-reported]

[lunator]

@s-puff

[starrisonsubmarine]

Go on Bake off. Make sure everything I make is flavours Paul hates. Smash the actual bake though.

When he says I don’t like those flavours, stare him in those souless eyes and say “I know.”

[the-nice-crumb]

This reads as a to do list and I feel compelled to follow now

[mystery-shrouded]

@s-puff

[nomadfae-deactivated20210306]

peace was never an option

[mystery-shrouded]

@s-puff

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[gonanatop]

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

[mystery-shrouded]

@s-puff

[gif87a-com]

[drowningxlessons-deactivated202]

This is surreal

[fluffmugger]

#oh to have the gravitas of a domesticated goose

[mystery-shrouded]

@s-puff