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Bruce: You were late for patrol this evening, boy!

Tim: I’m sorry, sir, I could not miss the birth of Kon and I’s love child!

Kon: hello!

Bruce: Kon is the enemy, boy! You can’t make a biologically impossible love child with the enemy, boy!

Tim: But sir, we named him after you!

Bruce: You… named him Bruce? After me? 🥹

Tim: No, we named him Batman, sir!

Bruce: WHAAAT

Tim: You are the godfather, sir!

Bruce: WHAT THE HELL

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jason: they just keep getting younger aren't they

clone baby, black-hair-blue-eyes, making grabby hands at jason:

tim, holding his child closer to his chest: hey, this is mine

dick: yeah, this one's his

jason:

jason: i was only gone for two months- also aren't you like twelve??

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I actually think Battinson has the best potential to bring out Bruce’s medical education when it comes to being Batman.

Keep in mind, it’s not that Bruce couldn't graduate med school. He just chose not to.

Battinson who can analyze a cut, determine the object used to inflict it, the intent behind it. And if you lie about it, he’ll know.

Battinson who’ll turn off his detective brain while at a scene, marching directly in someone’s face, — officer, offender, someone who just needs help and that's it, — and his voice is soft, which they know means bad. “Go see a doctor. Right now.”

Battinson who never leaves unless he makes sure everyone who needs medical attention at a scene gets treated accordingly.

He never says a word, just works, like ink on paper, hands capable of harm and healing of equal quantity. They feel safe.

Battinson who carries medical supplies on his belt. Narcan, Tylenol, insulin, bandages. An emergency scalpel.

Getting handed a tampon by him would be a religious experience.

ER doctors, from Park Row to the Narrows, don't know how, why, or when they started assisting the Bat on operating people. From civilian to Rogue. They just do.

He even gets his own pager.

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Okay !!! if u drink it all you'll be a sight to see forever !

and see-through...

and delicate...

basically you'll be glass forever if u drink it all....so dont !

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Glass-

great

pick A or B

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B!