All Eye on Area Zero

Crossover AU Pokeblog (PFP and Background Are Not Mine-!)

[s1llystraws]

THE UNBOUND STARGAZER

HELLO, BLOG-O-VERSE!

DON’T MIND ME, JUST PASSIN’ THROUGH-!

NAME’S BI-…I MEAN ALEX! ALEX CAESAR, I’LL BE STICKIN’ AROUND AWHILE!

(Eugh, I can’t believe the big frilly know-it-all stuck me here…It’s okay, you can pretend to be one of these meatsacks for a bit, you can DO this.)

Annnnnyway-I’m a TOTALLY NORMAL person here to check out that big ol’ academy You got there in Paldea-I mean, I know more than most of you combined but hey, it’s-interesting! Now would any of you tell me the best directions on how to get into that big hole ya got there? I mean-It’s just one Teeny Little hole, no one’s gonna mind ONE silly guy jumpin’ in, right?

OOC:

Hey, it’s Grace here-Aka @trainergraceneedstherapy -! This event has been SO fun to set up and I’m SO glad people have been enjoying the buildup-I’ve got some GREAT fun in store with Bill here, he’s been one of my favorite characters since I first watched Gravity Falls and ever since the Book of Bill came out-I’m having a BLAST getting into character as him! I hope everyone enjoys this new addition to the story as much as I have!

Also-THERE’S CONNECTED BLOGS NOW!

@broken-pine-tree (DFalls Dipper)

@fallen-shooting-star (DFalls Mabel)

@a-lost-author (DFalls Stanford)

@the-outcast-conman (DFalls Stanley)

@violet-ashes (DF…Spoileerrrrrrrs-!)

[s1llystraws]

ALEX WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU IT FEELS LIKE WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO GET TO THE HOTEL FOR MONTHS NOW

—Garnet (@gymleadergarnet)

HEY RAINBOW-I’m FINALLY back, don’t you sweat it-I’m on my way now, in fact!

[egberts]

highlights of trick or treaters:

kid who took an eraser, tried to bite it, and put it back

little girl who told us she loved us after getting her treats

child who, when prompted to say "thank you" instead said a confident singular "halloween!"

vampire football player

one kid who so gravely misinterpreted the candy limit that we could do nothing but laugh as, instead of four things spread out from any of the buckets, she took four things. from several buckets. all at once.

one teenager who asked us how our night has been and when asked the same, took a look at the table and said "it just got a whole lot better" while rubbing his hands

kids are so funny

[your-absolute-destiny]

Sooooooo, YOU’RE the kid who hates all that supernatural stuff huh? Heard ‘bout you through the Rotumblr grapevine.

Let’s chat, shall we?

~ @s1llystraws

Does no one on this site knows how curate your own experiance? If you don't want to see me talking about how I hate the more supernatural types, you can just not ask me about them. You can just not look at my blog. Closing the tab is free. Don't you people have jobs, or is trying to start fights with literal children all that you do?

[s1llystraws]

Oh I’m not startin a fight, I’m watchin’ the show with popcorn!

[s1llystraws]

Do you think there's other Bills stuck in the pokemon world?

THINK? Buddy I’ve RUN INTO a couple! And trust me, they can be a pain in the HYPOTENUSE!

[s1llystraws]

Oh hi Bill! Didn’t think you’d take human form, given how you always encouraged being as weirdly yourself as you wanna be, but whatever makes you tick! It’s me, Checer.

…I’m sorry WHAT.

[s1llystraws]

you good?

Well, I touched down in Alola After all This Ultra b Easy crap already happened-But Yeah, We’re Good here! I think-

[s1llystraws]

Hello!!! Paradox doesn’t dislike you, which is odd since she doesn’t like humans!

How have you been finding Paldea? I went on a trip there once!!!!!!

Ah, well there might be a reason for that buuuuut-Hey there kid, nice to meetcha! Paldea’s pretty weird-…perfect for a fella like me!

[s1llystraws]

Hey Alex, I made it to town with your parents!

--Garnet (@gymleadergarnet)

oh thank GOD. I-made a new friend while you were out!

[it’s a photo of-a magneton-!] Named em’ ASPERA-AINT they cute? All the lil’ heads have one eye! I found em walkin around town after I won my badge.

..Oh yeah, I won my badge!

[gymleadergarnet]

Aw man, congrats! I missed the battle!

Also congrats on the new teammate!

...

But so, where are you now?

[s1llystraws]

I’m on top of the lighthouse out here-it’s…not that bad a view!

[s1llystraws]

Hey Alex, I made it to town with your parents!

--Garnet (@gymleadergarnet)

oh thank GOD. I-made a new friend while you were out!

[it’s a photo of-a magneton-!] Named em’ ASPERA-AINT they cute? All the lil’ heads have one eye! I found em walkin around town after I won my badge.

..Oh yeah, I won my badge!

[s1llystraws]

oNE-EYE I AM STRUGGLING WITH IDEAS, ITS BEEN DECADES SINCE I'VE DONE TRIALS.

sEND HELP

Allllllllrighty, crackin’ my knuckles here-I ain’t done one of these since 2016 but oh BOY this is gonna be FUN.

[rocketryu]

mY MEMORY MAY BE CLEARER SINCE BECOMING PHYSICAL, BUT I THINK I'M A BIT RUSTY.

sOMETHING ENGAGING.....I'D SUGGEST A POSSIBILITY FOR CARNAGE BUT I DONT WANT RYU GETTING MANGLED ON ACCIDENT...

[s1llystraws]

Try draggin’ em all across Hisui. You gotta get em INVESTED-give em a reason to follow it ‘til the end, until they’ve fallen for it Hook line and SINKER. It might take longer but I know it’s worked before-you GOTTA get em invested.

Second point-all else fails, Ciphers are a good bet-maybe even some false prize at the end like a Tera shard or somethin’-or one of the plates.

[s1llystraws]

oNE-EYE I AM STRUGGLING WITH IDEAS, ITS BEEN DECADES SINCE I'VE DONE TRIALS.

sEND HELP

Allllllllrighty, crackin’ my knuckles here-I ain’t done one of these since 2016 but oh BOY this is gonna be FUN.

[s1llystraws]

lMAO WHATS YOUR IDEA? aLSO CRYSTAL RABBIT IS OUT ON EXPIDITION LOL

Okay so-Once one of me gets into a body, we get the same weaknesses as the HOST. Found this out the hard way when I tried to posses pinetree once-his sister knew he was tired and ran me ‘round until the body collapsed and ejected me out. If you can think of SOMETHING like that for Ryu-you MIGHT be able to get back in.

[rocketryu]

wELL, HISUI IS QUITE CHILLY, AND RYU APPEARS TO BE COLD-BLOODED NOW. i COULD BRING HIM TO THE ALABASTER ICELANDS AND CHASE HIM AROUND TILL HE PASSES OUT FROM EXHAUSTION AND COLD.

[s1llystraws]

BINGO, that’s your ticket-! (Just uh-make sure the kid doesn’t DIE.) If ya gotta posses a Pokémon to do it, do whatever you gotta-! Just make sure you get OUTTA there before he tries to get back IN. We just gotta convince him to go TO the icelands without setting off any alarms.

[rocketryu]

i'M ALREADY IN A HUMAN BODY AND WITHOUT MY POWERS BUT YKNOW I THINK I COULD FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

sOMEWHERE IT WAS MENTIONED THAT METAL BLOCKS HIM RIGHT? i'LL SEE WHAT THIS VILLAGE HAS FOR MALLEABLE METAL.

i GOT THE PERFECT EXCUSE TO GET RYU IN THE ICELANDS

[s1llystraws]

Right-Now if the other me DOES manage to get past the metal, try to make it a GAME. Spread-clues or something, make it a challenge to his superiority complex-if there’s one thing I know we can’t resist? It’s a CHALLENGE and beating whatever it is to make ourselves look smarter.

[rocketryu]

hM. i COULD WHIP UP ONE OF MY TRIALS MAYBE. iTS BEEN AAAGES SINCE I'VE RUN MY TRIALS, BUT WE JUST NEED 1 TRIAL MAYBE.

[s1llystraws]

Perfect. Let’s get this guy OUT of Rocky’s head-!

[rocketryu]

bET. i WANT MY CLIENT BACK GODDAMMIT

[s1llystraws]

Godspeed, Rabbitass! 07

[s1llystraws]

lMAO WHATS YOUR IDEA? aLSO CRYSTAL RABBIT IS OUT ON EXPIDITION LOL

Okay so-Once one of me gets into a body, we get the same weaknesses as the HOST. Found this out the hard way when I tried to posses pinetree once-his sister knew he was tired and ran me ‘round until the body collapsed and ejected me out. If you can think of SOMETHING like that for Ryu-you MIGHT be able to get back in.

[rocketryu]

wELL, HISUI IS QUITE CHILLY, AND RYU APPEARS TO BE COLD-BLOODED NOW. i COULD BRING HIM TO THE ALABASTER ICELANDS AND CHASE HIM AROUND TILL HE PASSES OUT FROM EXHAUSTION AND COLD.

[s1llystraws]

BINGO, that’s your ticket-! (Just uh-make sure the kid doesn’t DIE.) If ya gotta posses a Pokémon to do it, do whatever you gotta-! Just make sure you get OUTTA there before he tries to get back IN. We just gotta convince him to go TO the icelands without setting off any alarms.

[rocketryu]

i'M ALREADY IN A HUMAN BODY AND WITHOUT MY POWERS BUT YKNOW I THINK I COULD FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

sOMEWHERE IT WAS MENTIONED THAT METAL BLOCKS HIM RIGHT? i'LL SEE WHAT THIS VILLAGE HAS FOR MALLEABLE METAL.

i GOT THE PERFECT EXCUSE TO GET RYU IN THE ICELANDS

[s1llystraws]

Right-Now if the other me DOES manage to get past the metal, try to make it a GAME. Spread-clues or something, make it a challenge to his superiority complex-if there’s one thing I know we can’t resist? It’s a CHALLENGE and beating whatever it is to make ourselves look smarter.

[rocketryu]

hM. i COULD WHIP UP ONE OF MY TRIALS MAYBE. iTS BEEN AAAGES SINCE I'VE RUN MY TRIALS, BUT WE JUST NEED 1 TRIAL MAYBE.

[s1llystraws]

Perfect. Let’s get this guy OUT of Rocky’s head-!

[s1llystraws]

lMAO WHATS YOUR IDEA? aLSO CRYSTAL RABBIT IS OUT ON EXPIDITION LOL

Okay so-Once one of me gets into a body, we get the same weaknesses as the HOST. Found this out the hard way when I tried to posses pinetree once-his sister knew he was tired and ran me ‘round until the body collapsed and ejected me out. If you can think of SOMETHING like that for Ryu-you MIGHT be able to get back in.

[rocketryu]

wELL, HISUI IS QUITE CHILLY, AND RYU APPEARS TO BE COLD-BLOODED NOW. i COULD BRING HIM TO THE ALABASTER ICELANDS AND CHASE HIM AROUND TILL HE PASSES OUT FROM EXHAUSTION AND COLD.

[s1llystraws]

BINGO, that’s your ticket-! (Just uh-make sure the kid doesn’t DIE.) If ya gotta posses a Pokémon to do it, do whatever you gotta-! Just make sure you get OUTTA there before he tries to get back IN. We just gotta convince him to go TO the icelands without setting off any alarms.

[two-cats-and-a-balloon]

Bad news guys. Ryu won’t be allowed into the icelands until he’s at Fifth Star rank if this timeline goes like Grace’s did.

[s1llystraws]

That could be a problem, yeah-Yo Rabbitass, what rank’s the kid at?

[s1llystraws]

lMAO WHATS YOUR IDEA? aLSO CRYSTAL RABBIT IS OUT ON EXPIDITION LOL

Okay so-Once one of me gets into a body, we get the same weaknesses as the HOST. Found this out the hard way when I tried to posses pinetree once-his sister knew he was tired and ran me ‘round until the body collapsed and ejected me out. If you can think of SOMETHING like that for Ryu-you MIGHT be able to get back in.

[rocketryu]

wELL, HISUI IS QUITE CHILLY, AND RYU APPEARS TO BE COLD-BLOODED NOW. i COULD BRING HIM TO THE ALABASTER ICELANDS AND CHASE HIM AROUND TILL HE PASSES OUT FROM EXHAUSTION AND COLD.

[s1llystraws]

BINGO, that’s your ticket-! (Just uh-make sure the kid doesn’t DIE.) If ya gotta posses a Pokémon to do it, do whatever you gotta-! Just make sure you get OUTTA there before he tries to get back IN. We just gotta convince him to go TO the icelands without setting off any alarms.

[rocketryu]

i'M ALREADY IN A HUMAN BODY AND WITHOUT MY POWERS BUT YKNOW I THINK I COULD FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

sOMEWHERE IT WAS MENTIONED THAT METAL BLOCKS HIM RIGHT? i'LL SEE WHAT THIS VILLAGE HAS FOR MALLEABLE METAL.

i GOT THE PERFECT EXCUSE TO GET RYU IN THE ICELANDS

[s1llystraws]

Right-Now if the other me DOES manage to get past the metal, try to make it a GAME. Spread-clues or something, make it a challenge to his superiority complex-if there’s one thing I know we can’t resist? It’s a CHALLENGE and beating whatever it is to make ourselves look smarter.

[rocketryu]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of Piper's actions.

[rocketryu]

OH NOT YOU TOO

[plasma-veracity]

Are you like, okay?

[rocketryu]

eVERYBODY'S DUNKING ON ME CAUSE I MADE A DEAL WITH BILL CYPHER THEN WAS SHOCKED WHEN UNEXPECTED CONSEQUENCES HAPPENED (MULTIPLE PEOPLE WARNED ME AND I DID RESEARCH AND STILL MADE THE DEAL)

bRUH EVEN ARCEUS IS DUNKING ON ME, AS SEEN ABOVE.

[plasma-veracity]

The tumblr sexy man? How bad can me be guy? Why. Do you like them or something.

[rocketryu]

i THINK YOURE THINKING OF THE ONCELER.

aNYWAYS I WANTED TO BE PHYSICAL AGAIN, AS IM A DIGITAL BEING. i HAVE A PHYSICAL FORM, BUT NO POWERS, AND MY CRYSTAL RABBIT NOW HAS TO SHARE A BRAIN WITH THAT CORNCHIP

[plasma-veracity]

Oh okay thats fair. So youre yearning for power cause your current situation got bad?

[rocketryu]

i JUST WANT MY ABILITIES BACK, MAYBE A FEW EXTRA ABILITIES TOO. aND I WANT THAT DORITO OUTTA MY CLIENT'S BRAIN

[plasma-veracity]

Wait you have the actual Bill TumblrSexyman Cipher there?

[rocketryu]

tHERE IS BILL CYPHER IN RYUICHI'S MIND YES

[plasma-veracity]

His name is Ryuichi???? Danganropa ass name. Sorry but I think youre staying with the L

[rocketryu]

tHE BOY I AM SUPERVISING AND MENTORING IS NAMED RYUICHI, YES. dONT SEE HOW THERES AN ISSUE WITH THAT

aNYWAYS NOT SURE I ASKED FOR AN OPINION ABOUT MY DECISIONS OR MY CLIENT BUT WHATEVER.

[plasma-veracity]

You could try to be so cringe the evil triangle just leaves

[s1llystraws]

…Speaking as-another one of the ‘demonic cornchip’ that-MIGHT actually work. …Actually wait this reminds me of something that happened with Pinetree-HEY PIPER I HAVE AN IDEA-!

[plasma-veracity]

Good lord. The tumblr sexyman himself

[s1llystraws]

..The HUH???

[rocketryu]

dO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A TUMBLR SEXYMAN IS???

[s1llystraws]

I’ve been in the Theraprism for over TWELVE YEARS, Sue me.