THE UNBOUND STARGAZER
HELLO, BLOG-O-VERSE!
DON’T MIND ME, JUST PASSIN’ THROUGH-!
NAME’S BI-…I MEAN ALEX! ALEX CAESAR, I’LL BE STICKIN’ AROUND AWHILE!
(Eugh, I can’t believe the big frilly know-it-all stuck me here…It’s okay, you can pretend to be one of these meatsacks for a bit, you can DO this.)
Annnnnyway-I’m a TOTALLY NORMAL person here to check out that big ol’ academy You got there in Paldea-I mean, I know more than most of you combined but hey, it’s-interesting! Now would any of you tell me the best directions on how to get into that big hole ya got there? I mean-It’s just one Teeny Little hole, no one’s gonna mind ONE silly guy jumpin’ in, right?












