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19/♑/𝚂𝚑𝚎/𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚀𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚟: 𝙼𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚣𝚒𝟷𝟸𝟹

[menelaiad]

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

[mothdino]

tea for those who are scrolling?

also what fandom are you guys coming from?

[rosescafe55]

When y/n does something so ridiculous you make this face

[notahorseindisguise]

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

[notahorseindisguise]

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

[notahorseindisguise]

i need to type with more of an accent

[notahorseindisguise]

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[danndesigns]

[violet-hady]

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

[bee2124]

When tumblr refreshes itself and the fic I was reading fucking disappears forever 💔

I’ve been searching for a smau I was reading for three days 😔

[i-merani]

[durbikins]

[pending-trans-action-2]

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[aceofheartsssss]

BRO THIS IS SO ME ALWAYS??? Anyone else????

Found on a post by @fic-dumpster

[summerswallowme]

fuck KINKtober, ya’ll horny hoes be writing smut either way can we get FLUFFtober? 😒

[rosemaryblossomworld]

This is my reaction when I find a cool fanfic but don't look at the header. And then I realise it's unfinished and the last chapter came out several years ago.

[bee2124]

Me ruining my sleep schedule by staying up every night to read fanfiction

[bee2124]

When tumblr refreshes itself and the fic I was reading fucking disappears forever 💔

I’ve been searching for a smau I was reading for three days 😔

[weeping-statues]

IF I SEE ONE MORE OC x CHARACTER IN THE “x reader” SECTION IMA TWEAK.

I AM NOT YOUR OC💔💔💔