Innocence Is Out Of Style

Sam I Am, Trying to figure out this adventure called life. ₪ ø lll ·o. Welcome to the inner workings of my mind. "Say something people will attack you for. Be different." - Jared Leto

[boysappetit]

Matt Rife

[netnel]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

[doggy-talk-from-dog-land]

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

[doggy-talk-from-dog-land]

[greedyteen]

hearing “im so proud of you” when you feel like you aren’t doing enough really lifts some weight off your shoulders

[restingmedusaface-leaving-deact]

idk who needs to hear this but i’m so proud of you

[lesbx]

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

[pokerset-deactivated20241123]

fuck zodiacs I’ll judge people by their birthday playing card if ur a three of clubs I’m blocking you

[kanjiklubb]

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

This. This threw me for a fucking loop.

[sweetlikeacherry]

I can feel that 2020 is going to change my life for the better and that i’m going to be in a new direction. I can’t even describe it, I just have a gut feeling that i’m going to meet people and be in the right place at the right time for the circumstances that are divinely timed just for me. overwhelmed with good thoughts and hopes for what is to come 

[legilimenstudies]

reblog for good vibes in 2020

[mamoru]

someone post universal BPM dancing spiderman

[clariiitea-deactivated20191223]

he

[mamoru]

him

[funnypicsdept]

[teenagesophiebennett-deactivate]

you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

[colchrishadfield]

Canadians think of every emergency.

[deactivated-drawing]

Lauren gets her wisdom teeth removed: the first 24

[m3mesexpresss]

THIS IS AMAZING!!! UnderLuckyStars

[pelagicseeker-deactivated201812]

Leaked screenshot of Dark Souls Remastered for Nintendo Switch.

[kofangel]

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[weemstar]

Has anyone noticed that July, August, September, October, and November’s initials spell the name Jason?

[fefbutts-archive]

what do we do with this information

[setheverman]

Then a D for December, it’s obvious? Just Jason Derulo having a shout out to himself in the actual calendar.

[cameled]

mmm whatcha say