Can't remember which lesson it was in but that time Asmo lowkey implied that Mammon used to be a lot more smooth and sexually forward. Meaning he's like this now cause he's head over heels for MC and why is that the funniest thing to me
Mammon flirting with anyone else: smooth, confident, graceful
Mammon flirting with MC: Face red, accidentally calls them an idiot, stuttering, voice fluctuating from choked out to screaming, accidentally insults them again, trips over his own feet and takes down the whole table with him, lies face down on the floor for 15 whole minutes and contemplates death
this guy will be all pouty for the whole day, as well as purposely ignoring you when you're there
there are times when you'll catch him glaring your way and whenever you give him a small smile and a wave, he'll puff his cheeks and look away
naturally, you felt guilty and you began thinking of the possible reasons that may have caused his odd behaviour towards you
in the end, though, you couldn't think of one decent reason
in hopes to ease up the tension between the two of you and so you could properly apologize to him for... whatever mistake you might have done to offend him, you decided to approach him, facing the problem head on
"mikey, are you mad at me?"
the boy will huff like a child and glare at you, though it isn't as intense as when he's really really angry so this may be a sign that he's just having his normal mikey tantrum
"you!" he will point accusingly at you and you gulped the lump that was stuck in your throat. the members of toman that heard his shout stopped whatever they were doing to watch the scene unfold.
"why would you cheat on me in my dreams, huh? was i not enough for you?! why would you cheat on me with kenchin of all people!"
crickets
silence
"...what?"
you could hear baji laughing in the background, followed by a few more members. mikey didn't seem to notice this, however, and kept his lips pursed.
"kenchin is too tall for you! you'll have to get a stool when you kiss. don't you think that's too much of a hassle?! i'm better suited for you, you know—"
you heard draken's loud huh?! among the loud laughters from your little crowd, and mitsuya's comforting slap on his back. don't mind.
"but mikey..."
he turns to you, "don't go making excuses-"
"we're not dating though..."
baji explodes, clutching his stomach as he wheezed, knees buckling at the ground. several members of toman followed suit, laughing their asses off at the scene.
mikey's cheeks reddened as he registered what you had said, opting to shut up for once and look away. his pout deepened in embarassment, his eyes not meeting yours.
"you— wheeze you dumbass! that love confession is so uncool!" mikey throws his shoe at the laughing baji
# ryuguji ken.
unlike mikey, he's very blunt and direct. his anger is evident by the way his nose scrunched up and eyebrows furrowed as he marched your way.
your chat with mikey was cut short when you could see his tall figure from your peripheral vision, the heavy sounds of his footsteps reaching your ears.
mikey only sits beside you, curiously staring at his bestie. the random conversation you both had was now long forgotten
"oh? ken!" you give him a big smile, waving your hand
draken had to stop walking for a minute to collect himself. he gives himself a pep talk in his mind, channelling all his jealousy in his veins.
there is no time to go soft over your cute little smile! no, sir! he's angry! very angry!
"are you okay?"
okay, so maybe only very slightly angry.
draken stopped walking when he finally reached you. his eyes downcast, staring into your concerned ones, shining in the sun.
he breathes to collect himself once again.
"why did you cheat on me?"
mikey chokes on his dorayaki, eyes blown wide as he looks at you and draken. you're in a relationship?! he screeched, but he was completely ignored.
you blinked, sweat rolling down your forehead.
"pardon?"
draken takes a step forward, and you took a step back. his shadow loomed over you like a fucking building, and you were reduced to a cowering mess, confused at what's going on.
"i saw you cheat on me in my dream, and i remember chifuyu saying about how dreams can be considered predictions. why would you cheat on me, huh? did i do something wrong?"
you let out a confused noise. your back hitting a wall, draken cornered you with his arms propped up in each side of your head.
he stares at you, waiting for your answer.
"but ken... i don't know how to say this..." you stuttered, breaking eye contact and began fiddling with your fingers. "we're... not in a relationship...."
mikey then tells this story to the members who weren't present, and draken ignored you for a few days because the embarassment was eating him alive.
# baji keisuke.
very verbal but he's also very aggressive???
he sits beside you one day, arms crossed and his eyes boring holes at mitsuya's head who only glanced at him in confusion.
he will continuously tap his foot impatiently, waiting for you to ask him what he's deal. when you decided to just leave him be so he could let his head cool down from whatever's getting him riled up, he'll be the one to initiate a conversation with you.
very loudly, might i add
"WHAT DOES MITSUYA HAVE THAT I DON'T?!"
his outburst almost had you jumping from your seat, heart racing in fright. mitsuya, who heard his name, turned to look, and this time, he watched in amusement as baji continued to glare at him.
not knowing why he's being the way he is and thinking he wasn't seriously asking you that, you jokingly told him everything, followed by a chuckle.
fucking clueless. clueless, that's what you were.
your answer only fuelled his anger ten times and you could practically feel the fire that enveloped his figure.
"IS THAT WHY YOU CHEAT ON ME? DID YOU DO SOME VOODOO SHIT TO SHOW ME JUST HOW MUCH YOU PREFER THAT SHITHEAD OVER ME? ARE YOU A FUCKING WITCH—"
"baji what"
"...voodoo shit...?"
you cleared your throat, heat rushing up your neck. you placed a hand on his in an attempt to calm him down. which is quite effective since he finally stopped glaring at his friend to look at you with hurt swimming in his eyes.
"kei, what's wrong?" you asked, and he scoffed. his eyebrows twitched just thinking about it.
"i dreamt about you cheating on me, with mitsuya of all people! you— huh? why are you laughing? you think this is funny?!"
bringing your hands up to caress his cheeks, baji leans in and melts under your touch. you chuckled, giving him a light-hearted smile.
"but kei, we're not in a relationship. remember?"
oh fuck
expect dozens of news about burnt cars for the following days because he simply cannot fanthom how stupid he was.
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